What is the most ridiculous thing someone has said to you as a matter of fact about anything...

[Spacelord]

Christianity would make alot more sense if Jesus was the silver surfer

Aw, FUCK yeah.

Wait, does that make Galactus God?

 

[Simriel]

"Jesus was white because white is the colour of purity"

I never use internetspeak, but LOL.

"The holocaust didn't happen."

What?

I've heard that too. Pretty horrifying.

All your crazy American politicians who say crap like "It's called the theory of evolution, because it is only a theory"

Thanks buddy, the fact that we all descended from apes is wayyyy worse then we all came from the most incestuous family of all time.

Hey mom, you look hot today in that leaf.

If you knew right God made a compainion for Adam & Eves child

No. No he did not. Kane wandered in the waist, and came upon the kingdom of nod. The Chronicles of Nod where removed from the original Torah because its cotradicted the 'only one divine family' idea.

His name is spelled Cain. C-A-I-N. I have seen it spelled three wrong ways so far in this thread. Kane and Abel is a novel. Then again, so is Cain and Abel. That's right, I think it's all a bunch of hoo-hah, but I still know how to spell it.

It can be spelled Cain or Kain. It ain't actually important is it?

Did you know, that the character Kain out of the command and conquer series is a play on that. The messiah, the brotherhood of nod. All quite intreging.

Given that Kain/ Cain was cast out to the land of Nod. Yeah It was kind of obvious.

 

[Zersy]

Christianity would make alot more sense if Jesus was the silver surfer

Aw, FUCK yeah.

Wait, does that make Galactus God?

Hmmmmm

If so i only have this one thing to say "OH SHIT !"

 

[GruntOwner]

"Love and hate are the same thing"
-A painfully thick lass in my further maths class. That's right, she's studyign further maths and argues that just because 2 emotions cause you to spend some time thinking about the subject, they must be the same.

"What's it like being autistic?"
-Her far less annoying friend. She wasn't refering to social stigma, etc, just generally the sort of mindset and shizz it entails.

 

[LeonLethality]

Twilight is the best book series since Harry Potter.- CoWorker, I try not to speak to her much anymore...

yeah... lost a lot of respect for a lot of people when they say this...

 

[Cheesus333]

Friend: What if we buried an irradiated rat right over there?

Me: There'd be a lot less plants...

Friend #2: And it'd glow green!

...

RADIATION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

The next two are my own personal stupidity

[i[I'm on the phone to my sister[/i]

Sister: I've been trying to call Mum but she won't pick up.

Me: Don't worry. I'll try calling and I'll tell her to answer the phone.

I'm still ashamed of myself to this day.

Friend: I wonder what my parent's reaction would be if I committed suicide.

Me: You could set up a camera, kill yourself, then they'd come in. Then you could see what they do.

-Infinity IQ points for me then.

 

[zerzxes]

About any thing a girl in my class spout out at random. - rude but serisly im ashamed of her stupidity.

"on december the 18'th 1994 Odin called upon me to be the savior of the nordic pepole and lead them his way" - Tore W. Tvedt the founder of vigrid, a nazi organisation in norway, 'nuff said.

 

[Lullabye]

christianity makes sense if you look at it from another angle- from my step father

Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?
Yeah, makes perfect sense...

 

[slevin8989]

A friend of mines told me lincon was our fourth president once and he was down right seriouse about this

 

[shadowstriker86]

Jesus Loves you....
Bush is the best president ever....
Jonas Brothers Rock!....
Dinosuars never existed it is a conspiracy by scientists to hurt the true faith....
Global Warming will destroy the world....
Anything people say to try to convert you to whatever their religion might be....

Basically all of these.

i 2nd that

 

[similar.squirrel]

Apparently...
'Blood is blue whilst its in the body and only turns red when it oxidises upon contact with the atmosphere. It's why our veins are blue'

This was from my normally reasonable friend. Jesus, as they say, wept.

 

[Lord George]

christianity makes sense if you look at it from another angle- from my step father

Christianity - The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree?
Yeah, makes perfect sense...

Best analysis of Christianity. Ever.

 

[KiKiweaky]

a guy in college that likes to think he knows a lot about everything.

I was going on about drinking laws in Germany, when he pipes up about the drinking laws there (they can legally drink at the age of 16) saying that they can ONLY drink if there at home with their parents.

I turn to him like and say how do you know this.

He says he read it.

I say ya well thats bollocks, wana know why? Cos I was there for a month on an exchange and got totally shitfaced on numerous ocasions in the middle of the city while I was 16.

I really dont see why people waste their time spouting bullshit like this.

 

[llewgriff]

"Do you want to watch Alone in the Dark? It's really cool"
......... No, no I would not.

 

[watchman 2353]

On one forum. I was in a debate about creationism vs. evolution. Because I know how to think, I was on the side of evolution. In the middle my opponent said:

"If we evolved from monkeys, why do we not speak monkey?"

Rather than describe to the moron (as all creationists are) the flowing:

A: We didn't evolve from monkeys, us and other apes had a common ancestor.
B: Languages are not genetic.

I just left.

 

[Pink Gregory]

'Brazil and Japan are part of the EU'

 

[chimmers]

"It's just a theory, that means they don't know"

Talking about some scientific thing I fail to recall, think it was either evolution or something related to Newton.

 

[Eagle Est1986]

"Hovercrafts don't hover, they only skim, they should be called skimmercrafts." My best friend.

Technically he's right

If they skimmed, they wouldn't be able to go across concrete without causing serious damage to either itself or the ground.

 

[Zersy]

"Hovercrafts don't hover, they only skim, they should be called skimmercrafts." My best friend.

Technically he's right

If they skimmed, they wouldn't be able to go across concrete without causing serious damage to either itself or the ground.

But they don't technically hover either ?

 

[Vrex360]

Anything creationists say:

"You are a lousy historian for all living things in this world were created... they did not evolve. You see as much as evolutionists would have you believe no evidence has been presented that evolution is fact."

BULL-SHIT

All evidence needed to prove evolution has been found. We have a fossil record that chekcs out with periodic history. We have an almost complete reconstruction of the human evolutionary tree. We have essentially cracked the genome code. We have discovered varying patterns of the same genus and we have even witnessed evolution take place.
WHAT THE HELL ELSE DO YOU THINK WE NEED?