What is the most unintentionally funny game line?

[Dangit2019]

I remembered that in Deadly Premonition, I could never stop laughing at the line "sounds like the sinner's sandwich"; so my question is, what is the most unintentionally hilarious, Troll 2-esque quote you have ever heard in a game?

The DP Video:
http://youtu.be/rp5krDoflLI

 

[Popeman]

I never played the game but yahtzee's review of Heavenly Sword when he said "you may have to execute twing twang." like I said I never played the game but that was funny.

 

[Hal10k]

Firstly, I refuse to believe that anything in Deadly Premonition was unintentional. There was a larger plan at work there.

Secondly:


I refuse to believe that anything can top this.

 

[Dangit2019]

Firstly, I refuse to believe that anything in Deadly Premonition was unintentional. There was a larger plan at work there.

Secondly:


I refuse to believe that anything can top this.

Wow, that's sounds like they told the voice actor to read off a stream of words like
God Oh How Be Do This etc. and then edited it to sound remotely like an actual sentance. Hilarious.

 

[Dangit2019]

I never played the game but yahtzee's review of Heavenly Sword when he said "you may have to execute twing twang." like I said I never played the game but that was funny.

I forgot about that one...lol.

 

[Zhukov]

Any Star Wars game in which someone says, "May the force me with you."

Cracks me up every time.

 

[Vault101]

The enitre conversation comander shepard has witih garrus if "she" is wearing the dress from the "stolen memory" DLC

Garruss is probably trying his best to ignore her trying to seduce him

 

[Xpheyel]

The enitre conversation comander shepard has witih garrus if "she" is wearing the dress from the "stolen memory" DLC

Garruss is probably trying his best to ignore her trying to seduce him

Hoo boy. I don't know, that dress could've been made with those sequences in mind.

 

[Vault101]

The enitre conversation comander shepard has witih garrus if "she" is wearing the dress from the "stolen memory" DLC

Garruss is probably trying his best to ignore her trying to seduce him

Hoo boy. I don't know, that dress could've been made with those sequences in mind.

hmmm....maby an oversight they didnt bother to fix...but no, it happens because femshep is using malesheps body/model thing

 

[uzo]

"You were almost a Jill sandwich."

I can't help but imagine Barry Burton and Chris Redfield giving each other high-fives ...

 

[Jitters Caffeine]

"ARRGH! I'M ON FLAMES"

Battle Network games are notorious for terribly translated dialogue.

 

[Lilani]

Just because of it's exploitability, "I didn't ask for this."

 

[Awexsome]

"Unintentional" things... hmm... I'd like to think of something but can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

 

[Xpheyel]

Still doing calibrations? Sounds like you should ask for OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME! OVERTIME!

 

[Seishisha]

Surely now "all your base" is the perfect example, though its less funny and more incompotent.

 

[Terminally Chill]

Firstly, I refuse to believe that anything in Deadly Premonition was unintentional. There was a larger plan at work there.

Every line in Deadly Premoninition manages to sound unintentional and perfectly aware of what it's doing at the same time. Quite a feat.

I'd say the entire script of Heavy Rain.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

This.


No words are needed for this legendary moment.

 

[Diablo1099_v1legacy]

Don't think this counts but.
"YEAH! KILL THAT FOOL! Shit, this is a great sandwich..."
Big Smoke, GTA:SA, Drive-Thru.

 

[Jimmybobjr]

"Its a WEAPON. Its REALLY POWERFUL. Especialy against LIVING THINGS!"

Thats my favourite. That, or the "FEAR MY ARTIC BLAST" one, although i dont know where that actiualy comes from.

 

[ChupathingyX]

Pretty much everything Boreale says in this scene...