What is the Most Useless Superpower you can Think of?
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The ability to hear your own thoughts and those of your imaginary friends.
The ability to digest and obsorb protein from hair.
The ability to make rabbits impotent with the power of thought alone.
Telekinesis but only for feathers and faeces.
Pyrokinesis but only for cute widdle puppies and kittens.
Powers of levitation but only in space.
The power to enjoy Adam Sandler movies.
Umm, wait there's more...
The ability to make cows depressed by a mere whistled tune.
The ability to actually make yourself go blind from masterbation.
Wow, there are so many to choose from!
An unusually high tolerance for other people's bad hygiene.
Ok I'll...errm, stop now.
The ability to digest and obsorb protein from hair.
The ability to make rabbits impotent with the power of thought alone.
Telekinesis but only for feathers and faeces.
Pyrokinesis but only for cute widdle puppies and kittens.
Powers of levitation but only in space.
The power to enjoy Adam Sandler movies.
Umm, wait there's more...
The ability to make cows depressed by a mere whistled tune.
The ability to actually make yourself go blind from masterbation.
Wow, there are so many to choose from!
An unusually high tolerance for other people's bad hygiene.
Ok I'll...errm, stop now.
Invisibility that doesn't work when you are excited. So unless running around naked doesn't make elicit feeling from you, absolutely useless.
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The ability to transform into any animal... but that includes your brain. Would dog or ant you have the intelligence to be able to transform back into a human, and would you be willing to risk it?
The power to downgrade any piece of technology at will.
I guess that would be a fun way to spite assholes in sports cars.
I guess that would be a fun way to spite assholes in sports cars.
Many of the powers in Mystery Men.
#1: can only turn invisible when no one (and presumably, nothing) is looking.
I know that in the movie the electronic eye camera thing didn't see him, but imagine if even cameras (video or photo) could still detect you? That would be the most useless power ever.
#1: can only turn invisible when no one (and presumably, nothing) is looking.
I know that in the movie the electronic eye camera thing didn't see him, but imagine if even cameras (video or photo) could still detect you? That would be the most useless power ever.
That's like the Machine Curse power from 40k used to be. You'd make an excellent terrorist with that power.sageoftruth said:
Hmmm...does that mean that light goes straight through you? No sunburn, and maybe you'd not be effected by certain other forms of radiation.Necrozius said:
Quantum vision that lets you see all possibilities future events hold for you, but only the bad ones.
It cannot be turned off.
It cannot be turned off.
I think I'll draw from Terry Pratchet. How about the ability to see all of time at once, past present and future. However, you cannot tell which is which.
"Ah, it's good to meet you... Or have we met already? Or will we meet eventually?"
"Ah, it's good to meet you... Or have we met already? Or will we meet eventually?"
I could really use that right now. I'm at work and I cannot remember where I left any of my files.undeadsuitor said:
The ability to talk to plants. But they can't hear you or understand you. Because they're plants.
Whenever you try to answer a question in any format, you provide the most perfect one available; however, the answers is tied to any one of the possible questions being asked, though, googled. etc at the time of answering.