what is the stupidist reason you've been kicked/banned from something?

[AnarchistFish]

Oh and I got banned for a month for telling a troll, who's username was a direct insult to another user, to fuck off. But I think my other one is probably more stupid.

My brother was kicked from a Forza 3 race online because he'd upgraded this really crappy car up to S class and was beating Audi R8s and Bugatti Veyrons with it

 

[TopHatsaur]

I got my IP adress banned from the terraria Forums for disliking a moderator.

Yes, IP adress banned. Now I can't browse the forum, look at any news, and i'm even banned from the wiki. The WIKI! Now how to fuck do I play Terraria?

 

[Whateveralot]

I've not been banned from any server, ever.

I think that 99,9% of the kicks and bans are necessary. People are usually "asking for it".

 

[Kukakkau]

Me and around 30-40 people got kicked out of our student union. Why? One of the people who was with us let someone who was already kicked out up the fire escape. We had NO knowledge of this but they kicked out anyone remotely connected to him because "We have all had too much to drink"

Including my friend who only drank water and me who was coherently arguing with the bouncer while she claimed I was the most drunk person there (I'm always the role of voice of reason when people are drinking and the "most drunk" thing has never been let down since)

 

[magicpokey]

I got a 2 day suspension from The Something Awful forums for using the word LOL...

I still post there, though, goons is good people. The Escapist, LoadingReadyRun, and SA are the only online communities I have felt deserve me actually spending my hard earned money on, and I am a regular member of each.

 

[ChaosBorne]

my most WTF moment ever was getting kicked out of class when i told the rest of the group i was sitting in, to be quiet.
i was supporting the teacher and she kicked me out for it, i mean seriously how fucked up is that?

anyway also got kicked a bunch of times in online matches of gears of wars apparantly for being a n00b for trying to play the game instead of glitching.
also gotten kicked from other games mostly shooters, seems like those attract the worst kind of players/mods.
now a days i tend not to play many shooters online anymore, so i guess they won.

 

[Ian Howell]

I got kicked off of xbox live for having sonic the handjob written in my bio

 

[Guido656]

Me and two other friends were 18 at the time, and we all had our provisional drivers lisence's (the one you get when you are learning). We went into a local pub that we didn't frequent too often and asked the one-legged landlord for 3 pints of his finest lager.

He took one look at us, with our fluffy hair, single strand beards and eager eyes and decided we werent old enough. After producing our ID's at his request he looked at them for a bit and barked "nah mate, not these". Naturally, we protested "but this is a legitimate form of identification, barkeep!" "I could get one of these done in town for £20, easy" he responded.

Well, we thought, anyone could get ANYTHING in 'town' if they've got the money.

Anyway, after much friendly banter he told us to leave, take our 'fake' ID's with us and never to return. And we never did.

True story. I'm a badass.

The end.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I got kicked from a group in WoW for one of the dumbest reasons. In WOLK expansion, my group was in Culling of Strat, and somehow we had 4 pallys and me, a druid healer. One of the pallys starts role-playing (not an RP server) about how he will lead his group of paladins to cleanse the city. I asked how he would explain the healing tree following everyone around. Next thing I know, I have been kicked from the group.

 

[Bluelaughter]

I got my account banned from neopets for being too good at some of the games. 'hacking' apparently.

At my local bar, some drunken jerk on the dance floor kept elbowing me purposely, I think to make room for himself and his girlfriend. The floor fits at least 50 people, and it was just those 2, my 3 friends and I. There's plenty of room. So when he elbows me in the back for the fourth or fifth time, I lean back on him a little as if falling from the impact. He grabs me and throws me, and gets kicked out. Sadly, his friend must know one of the bouncers because I get kicked out 20 minutes later for being 'too drunk'. I was dead sober, going through a non-drinking period, not a drink that night. It was worth it; you have to stand up against the tyranny of asses.

 

[Yopaz]

I was kicked from a Killing Floor server after spending 10 minutes downloading maps and mods and 5 minutes waiting for the round to finish so I could join in. Kicked for no reason as I got no chance to play. I got a little annoyed at that.

 

[Nupu]

Hmmm... I have not often been kicked or banned from anything but for now comes to mind some random server from Black Ops,(yay Steam free weekend) but anyways I got banned because the one default class has last stand or what's the name of the other perk that does the same effect.
There was this one Minecraft server and I got banned because I didn't know I was on someones yard. Once playing Call of Duty 4 I got kicked out of my friends server because I was too good at sniping people (thank you for not looking at the UAV).
Oh! And one server from Battlefield 2 because one guy dropped me off to the enemy carrier, and I got banned because of camping the enemy base.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Account Banned from Perfect World Entertainment, the makers of Perfect World (a free MMO I played for a few days a year or 2 ago) and just recently Rusty Hearts. I was banned for not playing their games for a long time... yea I'm not kidding

I use to play an online Yugioh card game, the only way to be any good at it was by buying points to buy virtual packs of cards and starter decks, because they give everybody the exact same base deck when they make and account(it has maybe 5 good cards in it), and the only way to get new cards is to buy points to get the virtual packs.

My point is they have a policy(which I didn't know about) that if an account is inactive for 180 days it is deleted. It happened to me and I had some very nice cards I got with some of my point purchases. It is a bull crap policy: If you don't play for six mouths you, lose all the stuff you pay for, and the account with your win/lose record.

I like the game, I just go through spurts where I'm just not interested in playing it. I did make a new account last year and spent a small amount just to get the nice starter decks back, but now every few months out of paranoia, I log in and play one game, no matter if I want to or not.

 

[GraveeKing]

Kicked from the game for calling British people gay.
Considering I AM British with an obvious accent and I doubt I could be anymore... you know if I leaked rainbows! People do not understand sarcasm!!

Still, wasn't the stupidest thing, just the most ironic.

 

[Iwata]

My original Steam account was suspended and I lost hundreds of Euros worth of legitimately-bought games.

The reason?

Fuck if I know. Valve never told me. Enjoy your Steam, fellas. I sure did too, until they decided to literally rob me. The only thing missing was a gun.

 

[Dott]

I was once kicked, and banned, for being better than the host.

 

[RaikuFA]

ctrl alt del forums

said i dont like the MH series, got an email from the douche saying im not allowed in his forums or view his comics ever again because i was being made an example of over other people not knowing/not liking those games. didnt look back

yeah, saying i dont like a game is a great reason to ban me to make an example out of everyone else*sarcasm*

and a bunch of times in TF2 for not being good

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Was once booted of a Halo Reach game due to me accidently killing a teammate in the last 2 secs.


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One time playing Reach with friends, the Rocket Race game came up, the one with three person teams in rocket firing warthogs, well my three friends got put all in one team and I got put on another, odd man out for the group.

Well I and one guy on my team were actually trying to win, but the other guy on our team was being a dick and was doing everything in his power to sabotage us to keep us from winning.

He got stuck in the driver's seat first, and kept ramming us into the same wall until he pretty much got us stuck on it, then when we got hit by a rocket, somehow only he happened to die, so I got out and got in the drivers seat, but that left him to get into the rockets launcher in the back. Well, I was trying to drive along avoiding other player rockets and get points by driving through the random point circles. I was doing very well and we actually took the lead. But during this, the dick guy kept firing the rockets on the ground next to use, then at one point I passed a rock and he fired a rocket at it and when it blew up, it sent our warthog flying and I couldn't help it landing in the water. It exploded and killed us all, but for some reason it counted it as me team-killing, also for some reason it counted the good teammate as team-killing as well, so the dick guy kicked us both, so I had to wait another 5 or so minutes until the game was over so that I could group back up with my friends.

 

[CRRPGMykael]

Can you count STUPID POINTLESS REASONLESS warnings on The Escapist ?

I' ve got plenty.