What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[singer52996]

There was this boy (who was cute)found my coke or pepsi book and he filled out one of the quizes and one of the questions was What do you see yourself doing in the distant future? and he put down f$!k and he told me I hope I get to do that this weekened. It was funny but also kinda creepy.

 

[Locust]

My ex used to tell me in detail whenever she'd fart and explained to me how her PMS is brown and smells coppery.

I felt sick.

 

[Arntor]

"Would you rather have five dicks, four of which did not work or would you rather have one that is L-shaped?"

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I have lots of female friends, and an evil, evil older sister. I match Locusts contributation on a daily basis.

 

[Malkavian]

My ex used to tell me in detail whenever she'd fart and explained to me how her PMS is brown and smells coppery.

I felt sick.

Been there too...

 

[Adam Jenson]

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

 

[SmoothGlover]

Well im pretty sure this isnt quite in order with what this thread was meant to be about, but i was once asked by a homeless person "Why are you dressed like a penguin" at a bus station. Needless to say, i was not dressed as a penguin.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

Guys have called me a giant teddy bear.

It's worse *shudders* believe me. (straight btw)

 

[MercFox1]

Middle of a post-game party. Text message from the girl I was (am?) interested in; we had gone out on a couple dates the last two weeks of college last year [bad timing on my part].

It read: "I'm busy making out. I'll talk to you later."

I was shell-shocked. HTF would you do that? "Hold on babe, I gotta text this guy;" or would you do it 'no-look' while you're making out? WTF.

 

[Adam Jenson]

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

Guys have called me a giant teddy bear.

It's worse *shudders* believe me. (straight btw)

HAHA Ya poor sod!

 

[SmoothGlover]

Well im pretty sure this isnt quite in order with what this thread was meant to be about, but i was once asked by a homeless person "Why are you dressed like a penguin" at a bus station. Needless to say, i was not dressed as a penguin.

That's epic, the best I've had is some guy tell me that 'the guy on my shirt was a WARRIOR'(I was wearing a Che Guevara shirt)

Nothing better than random street encounters with eccentric yet threatening men.

 

[Erana]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

 

[Marbas]

"I really want to stick a gerbil up your butt"

I was...confused.

 

[andyandy]

I was walking down the street to the bus stop after School one day, and this woman runs up to me and says very seriously "You stole my Alcohol, so you have to prank call my ex or I will call the po po on you!" I did not know this woman, so I obviously did not steal her Alcohol (This was grade 8, I didn't even drink..) Luckily for me, she kinda walked away and forgot about me. Needless to say, I was a bit wierded out for a while. Crazy people ftl.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

"I really want to stick a gerbil up your butt"

I was...confused.

There's one reply for that...But how would you get it past the other one? People try to freak me out, I flip it and watch them almost fall over.

 

[Chiefmon]

a girl walked up to me asked me if I knew who stole her dildo and started describing it to me and this was in my freshman highschool year

 

[Adam Jenson]

a girl walked up to me asked me if I knew who stole her dildo and started describing it to me and this was in my freshman highschool year

Ha, yeah thats a classic. Girls in my school would do it too.