What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Ursus Astrorum]

A girl once walked up to me and said in cheerful tones, "You're one lucky dog, you know that?"

I didn't know her or what she was talking about. No one I knew did either.

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

I get that a lot (either teddy bear or bear), but I have the attributes to support it. I'm large, (apparently) huggable, and generally prone to laze about when I'm not doing anything. I'm also pretty patient, though when I get pissed I get pissed.

A girl in the 6th grade (I was in 8th at the time) walks up to me and hugs me and says "You make a wonderful pillow."

She was chest high to me.

I get that a lot as well. I must be very cuddly or something.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

i have corn nuts... and i don't mean the snack.

 

[Johnny Xtreme]

My ex once asked, while we were dating, who I thought she should date.

... could only stare at her blankly.

 

[Varchld]

Weirdest thing a girl ever said to me...
"I only like you as a friend"
What's with that, what girl wouldn't want to bed me, geez.

(that was sarcastic by the way)

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

Yeah... some like to be really submissive. Really on the receiving end. I do not mind fantasies; I wish to uphold open-mindedness... but I agree. Rape is the worst thing in this world to me.

Rape is worse then murder imo, but a harmless rape fetish is not bad at all. I find things like vomit and faeces completely wrong, but I wouldn't really care if i'm not involved at all.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Girl in the same class as me when i was 12 said "I want you have your kids." Been getting that a few times every year, find it kinda creepy.

 

[Erana]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

Hah.. I have been told the same thing. I did not consider it for this rather thin thread, but on reflection it might indeed be the weirdest thing someone has said to me, albeit the most wonderful at the same time, eh, on a different occasion.
Besides that, I am certain it could be something a certain dear friend has told me sometime. Perhaps.. that a friend of hers had an aardvark in her yard. She asked me if we had those in Sweden. "Uh..." was my response. (no, we most definitely do not)

One of my friends texted me about a llama in their yard...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

i have corn nuts... and i don't mean the snack.

while somewhat disturbing, I feel out of my chair laughing at that.

 

[JRCB]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

Hah.. I have been told the same thing. I did not consider it for this rather thin thread, but on reflection it might indeed be the weirdest thing someone has said to me, albeit the most wonderful at the same time, eh, on a different occasion.
Besides that, I am certain it could be something a certain dear friend has told me sometime. Perhaps.. that a friend of hers had an aardvark in her yard. She asked me if we had those in Sweden. "Uh..." was my response. (no, we most definitely do not)

One of my friends texted me about a llama in their yard...

What the hell?
Weirdest thing someone has said to me? A random guy screamed in my general area and screamed "Where the f*** is my grilled cheese?"
I was so confused.
Second place was my friend telling me that he had nipple rocks.

 

[DarkRyter]

Take note, I'm a dude. A very thin, bony dude.
My female friend said this

"Dude, you look like you're pregnant."

 

[KungFuMaster]

A girl once walked up to me and said in cheerful tones, "You're one lucky dog, you know that?"

I didn't know her or what she was talking about. No one I knew did either.

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

I get that a lot (either teddy bear or bear), but I have the attributes to support it. I'm large, (apparently) huggable, and generally prone to laze about when I'm not doing anything. I'm also pretty patient, though when I get pissed I get pissed.

A girl in the 6th grade (I was in 8th at the time) walks up to me and hugs me and says "You make a wonderful pillow."

She was chest high to me.

I get that a lot as well. I must be very cuddly or something.

Minus the "lucky dog" thing, this was all pretty much me in High School...it's not so common at the bar, but it's somehow creepy on the rare occasions it does happen...actually, that reminds me of one to contribute of my own.

About a year and a half ago, I was sitting at one of my favorite haunts with a couple of friends, all three of us had gotten off of work and were working on getting shit faced before the idiocy started (it was college night, but we would be damned if we were giving up our bar for those fuck-tards.) when this chick walks up to me and asks if she can touch my beard (I get this all time) and I say sure, so she reaches out and proceeds to stroke my chin fuzz for a moment and then BAM! out of nowhere smiles and says "I bet you get p***y stuck in this all time, don't you?" I was so dumbfounded I almost fell off my bar stool. Of course, my lack of a response led to her walking away, never to be seen again, as soon as she got her drink.

 

[Evilbunny]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

Why? Dude, that's actually creepy to hear.

You can make girls orgasm by talking to them. That is awesome, it's almost like a superpower.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

*sigh* You should have said "you should see what my tongue can do". Am I the only one capable of coming up with a sexual reference within 3 seconds?

 

[vede]

My girlfriend told me, "I'm medically insane."

Emphasis on, 'my girlfriend told me.' I didn't witness it until I decided to break it off. She was fucking insane...

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I was just relaxing with a friend at her apartment when all of a fucking sudden she said
*will you shit on me"
My reply was
*im sorry i don't think i heard you correctly, can... can you run that by me one more time?"
she said it once more and then added
"or piss on me or BOTH"
I said uuuhhhhhh... for like 2 minutes before she finally said
"I thought you loved me... GET OUT!!"
It was the strangest day of my life and she knew that i didn't love her... or at least i thought she knew.

 

[Evilbunny]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

*sigh* You should have said "you should see what my tongue can do". Am I the only one capable of coming up with a sexual reference within 3 seconds?

*clap* *clap* *clap*
I admit, I would not have thought of that.

 

[walker.au]

she answered yes... I was confused... So I re-wrote the question until we ended up at her place.

 

[xitel]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

*sigh* You should have said "you should see what my tongue can do". Am I the only one capable of coming up with a sexual reference within 3 seconds?

Actually, I did say that, and stuck my tongue out and started writhing it around. It's what made her walk away. I figured I would creep her out as much as she creeped me out.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

*sigh* You should have said "you should see what my tongue can do". Am I the only one capable of coming up with a sexual reference within 3 seconds?

Actually, I did say that, and stuck my tongue out and started writhing it around. It's what made her walk away. I figured I would creep her out as much as she creeped me out.

If she was seriously creepy that changes things, but who turns down a chick who almost came at you speaking. There's a lot of fun you missed out on right there. But, again if she was as creepy as you imply then that's alright.

 

[Ayrav]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. It's a movie quote.

 

[xitel]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

*sigh* You should have said "you should see what my tongue can do". Am I the only one capable of coming up with a sexual reference within 3 seconds?

Actually, I did say that, and stuck my tongue out and started writhing it around. It's what made her walk away. I figured I would creep her out as much as she creeped me out.

If she was seriously creepy that changes things, but who turns down a chick who almost came at you speaking. There's a lot of fun you missed out on right there. But, again if she was as creepy as you imply then that's alright.

Well she herself wasn't creepy. It's that I was at dinner, talking to someone on the phone, and she just walked up to me and said "you're voice makes me want to orgasm." As a statement. I was taken aback for a moment, then decided to creep her out in return.