What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Arcyde]

some guy sat beside me at the bus stop and said "Hey, I just took the biggest dump in my life!"

it was very awkward.

 

[Dommyboy]

Okay seeing as this isn't going into the G rating I guess I will top it off. This situation didn't happen to me but it's incredibly weird. Well this weird guy said to this girl in my year
"Last night when I was having a wank and I did it into a piece of plastic. Than I folded it up and flushed it down the toilet. While I was doing it I thought about you."
The weirdest thing I have ever heard was that and the girl completely freaked out. I don't think she found it to be much of a compliment.

 

[Higurashi]

One of my friends texted me about a llama in their yard...

Ahahahaha. I love you. This thread has me cracking up. Maybe 'cause it's 5:36am here. x)

Rape is worse then murder imo, but a harmless rape fetish is not bad at all. I find things like vomit and faeces completely wrong, but I wouldn't really care if i'm not involved at all.

Yeah, fantasies are fantasies, and fetishes are fetishes. Whatever makes your boat float, y'know. But some things are just too much of a turn-off..

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. It's a movie quote.

Fight Club?

 

[Chiasm]

Weirdest and most messed up ever, Was after explaining to a junior high class about how life is being Mute(as part of a awareness group I was in during high school). A boy asked,"If I liked to sing" I was caught off-guard and just walked out. I still have no idea how I should have dealt with that situation.

Now assholeness aside, Always thought that took some serious thinking and then forethought on his part to try and ruin a persons day.

 

[Mr0llivand3r]

"i'm blue... da ba dee da ba die"

 

[Ayrav]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. It's a movie quote.

Fight Club?

Yes Sir or Ma'am. I laugh hysterically every time I hear that line.

 

[Berethond]

A girl in a few of my classes started calling me Fire Crotch.

Oh hey and xitel, I get all kinds of compliments about my voice too. I think it has to do with how deep and manly it is. I get frikkin' sub-tones when I talk, it's so epic.

 

[Jaebird]

"You look like the drummer from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs."

I looked up that guy. I look nothing like him. And what made it eve more weird, she walked up to me while I was at the snack machine.

 

[Avatar Roku]

My ex once said, completely out of the blue "I wish I had a penis sometimes, then I could write my name in the snow."

Err...what?!

That's actually very Freudian, he wrote about how women have Penis Envy. The best part is that I'm not joking. One of his, ah...less accredited theories.

 

[NXMT]

When I was 14 or so, a girl sitting a few desks away from me passed a note to me in class. She said that she found me decent and if I had a girlfriend... and that she loved me. I wrote back thanking her for the compliment but asked her to elaborate on the love bit. Her reply was:

"When did I love you? I already have a boyfriend ok"

 

[riftinducer]

A girl once told me I reminded her of a gay friend of hers.
I said she bore a striking resemblence to a hooker I once knew.

I've still got her number somewhere.

 

[Sacman]

ok two things have happened to me first a girrl asked me to give her a lappdance in the park and second a random walked up screamed Ihate u and walked away crying my freshman year in highschool

 

[Berethond]

ok two things have happened to me first a asked me to give her a lappdance in the park and second a random walked up screamed I u and walked away crying my freshman year in highschool.

You missing words, bro.

 

[Mr. Valentine]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!

 

[Sacman]

ok two things have happened to me first a asked me to give her a lappdance in the park and second a random walked up screamed I u and walked away crying my freshman year in highschool.

You missing words, bro.

thnks for tellin me my keyboard sucks and has problems with the letters H G I L R T E A

 

[smithy1234]

I ordered an extra copy of my high school grad photo by mistake and the girl sitting beside me said "Can I have the extra one? All of my good photos go into the family room..." I gave it to her and I was confused the rest of the day.

 

[Berethond]

ok two things have happened to me first a asked me to give her a lappdance in the park and second a random walked up screamed I u and walked away crying my freshman year in highschool.

You missing words, bro.

thnks for tellin me my keyboard sucks and has problems with the letters H G I L R T E A

It appears you did just fine right there =]
It's cool, though. Right next to the post button, there's one that says 'Preview' by it, you can see how it will look on the page before you post.

Might be easier to spot them that way.

 

[ElephantGuts]

"Would you rather have five dicks, four of which did not work or would you rather have one that is L-shaped?"

Most random phrase of the day? Maybe not, but only because today's been one hell of a day. But damn.

 

[Sacman]

ok two things have happened to me first a asked me to give her a lappdance in the park and second a random walked up screamed I u and walked away crying my freshman year in highschool.

You missing words, bro.

thnks for tellin me my keyboard sucks and has problems with the letters H G I L R T E A

It appears you did just fine right there =]
It's cool, though. Right next to the post button, there's one that says 'Preview' by it, you can see how it will look on the page before you post.

Might be easier to spot them that way.

no I just gotta press them down extra hard same with the space bar.