What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Daveman]

I say all the weirdest shit to my friends... I once said I had a forked penis (as in it split into 2 about half way down, not with a fork stuck in it") but my favourite moment went a bit like this...
Set up: standing by the bus, really ugly girl comes up to my friend who shes being trying to hit on for the past week
to my friend she says "are you going out with Shona (another girl we got the bus with)?"
I say "Oh yeah, she was totally sucking him off just yesterday in his bedroom"
Shes a bit shocked and says "How would you know that?"
I say "I was sitting in the corner masturbating"

She never talked to me or my friend again...

 

[October Country]

While reading I once had a random girl walk up to me and tell me that she really liked my hair. Actually I get these kinds of comments rather often since I have long and curly hair - and I'm a guy.

 

[Dragofaxer]

During a safe-sex teaching in my school one girl asked "Can you get AIDS/HIV from drinking an HIV positives blood" normally when people asked stupid questions like that, people laugh, but there.. DAMN dead silence. i think she was being serious (almost like if she was worried).. needless to say, i don't talk to that girl AT ALL now xD

 

[konkwastaken]

not really...if all you have to do is talk you wont get any

 

[PureChaos]

i did a childcare course a few years ago and i was the only male in a class of 20. in the 2 years of the course the weirdest thing i heard was 3 on the table with me talking about which tampons by which manufacturer fit best.

 

[Lord RPGs]

Well, getting told that "If I were straight, I'd sleep with you" by a girl one day then having her come back up to you the next and having her claim she's Bi is one of those moments that you decide to back away, arm the pistol and get behind cover.

 

[Billy_Pilgrim]

This isn't so much what somebody said to me, rather what they did;

Many years ago I was heading home from college when some girl I'd never seen before came out of nowhere yelling 'you stood me up, you tit!'

I was just about to explain that she was obviously mistaking me for somebody else when she punched me square in the mouth. Immediately after destroying my lower lip, she realised she'd never seen me before, gave me a hug and went on her merry way. I had a fat lip for a week.

So much for the fairer sex...

 

[fwddgs]

Being told by my boyfriend that I taste good. But not from kissing, just from bites. 8/

 

[Theocrati]

My ex once said, completely out of the blue "I wish I had a penis sometimes, then I could write my name in the snow."

Err...what?!

I was dating a girl once, and she said a similar thing, except then she went on to tell me that she COULD write her name in the snow.
Apparently muscle control or something.
Anyway, I was a little creeped out, needless to say.

 

[Ranooth]

Asked by many: "Can i touch your hair?"

Having an afro sure is interesting but does break the ice with ladies.

 

[Omnidum]

When I were in 5th grade, a ninth grade dragged me over to her class, in the middle of a lesson, and proudly pronounced: "This is my new boyfriend!"

I'm so happy I changed school.

 

[Screamarie]

A man who is a regular at the store where I work constantly flirts with me. He's somewhere in his early to mid 40's, I'm 21, this man could easily be my father. At one point he asked me "Are you married?" I told him no and when he asked why not, I said I'm only 21. He replies "Well I don't see why that matters. You're too pretty to not be married." Gave me goosebumps and I did everything I could to get him out of the store as quick as I could.

 

[Meliz]

this girl i knew once told me (though not specifically me, i was just the only one around and she just thought of it aloud) that she really needed to go "manually facilitate". you know. with the hand and the "if you're doing it wrong you get a sore wrist because of it" stuff. It also meant, what she said, she'd be a girl with a man's equiment on the ready. so that was pretty gross.

I looked at her all OMGWTFBBQ and she looked back and was all like "Oh, not me. My boyfriend."

strange hobby, but it beats the mental image i had two seconds before.

 

[BlackHat]

"i think boxxxy is kinder attractive"

 

[Dys]

Hmmm I've had a few comments that have made me double take.
Once I used the old "call me butter 'coz I'm on a roll' line, and caught my (blonde) friend, who actually has a razor sharp sense of humor and is rather smart, laughing at it 45 minutes later. Maybe she was taking the piss, but I couldn't tell....
Can't remember the exact quote, but something about two girls one cup, made me quite neasious at the time.
A different girl to the above mentioned one who I barely know (is my mates girlfriend) whipped out "In this one hentai I saw...." in casual conversation when I was hanging out with her between lectures once. Caught me completely off guard.
Theres the old "yeah, but I have a flat belly" that a friend from uni used in retaliation to someone laughing at something she did.

There are probably a lot more, but thats all I have for now.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"Sometimes I wish you would walk around naked"
Is what one of my (female) friends once said to me. I was pretty confused.

 

[DannyBoy451]

"I have a wrist fetish"
"You'd look nice in eyeliner"
"My bathroom door is opened by a D&D logic puzzle"
"I want to rape your ass"
"It is my life goal to have sex with Trent Reznor"

My exes are strange people.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

"Sometimes I wish you would walk around naked"
Is what one of my (female) friends once said to me. I was pretty confused.

You should have said ladies first.

 

[Beefcakes]

Random walks up to me
Hey, did you know I'm wearing a g-string?
Kinda just stood there, shocked a little, too young and innocent to think to say
Prove it