What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Beetlejooce]

a girl once told me i have sexy knees. I was like "hmm"

Was a bizarre compliment

 

[duckfi8]

this girl told me that she wanted to puke on my d***

 

[J-Man]

My ex used to tell me in detail whenever she'd fart and explained to me how her PMS is brown and smells coppery.

I felt sick.

Good she's your ex, eh?

 

[XboxFanBoy17]

This Guy at my school said he loved me, the thing is I am a guy!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

A girl came up to me once and said "I'm realy turned on right now i'll give you 5 dollers to make out with me?" that was weird

 

[SnowCold]

I was walking down the street to the bus stop after School one day, and this woman runs up to me and says very seriously "You stole my Alcohol, so you have to prank call my ex or I will call the po po on you!" I did not know this woman, so I obviously did not steal her Alcohol (This was grade 8, I didn't even drink..) Luckily for me, she kinda walked away and forgot about me. Needless to say, I was a bit wierded out for a while. Crazy people ftw.

Dude I love crazy people xD
The weirdest thing someone has said to me?
"Hey kid!" just before these two girls flashed me and my friend.
That was weird and awesome xD

Your more lucky then xitel

 

[Vlane]

"i think boxxxy is kinder attractive"

Well if you write it that way it doesn't make sense because "kinder" is german but if you mean "kinda" then I have to say: She isn't unattractive in my opinion.

 

[Ophiuchus]

My housemate's friend came to visit for the weekend, so we all went out to the bar and soon I found myself chatting to her. I'd never met her before so it was all the more strange when the following happened, completely apropos of nothing, about an hour after I met her for the first time:

Me, having just been to the bar: *wanders back to the table with drinks*
Her: "How often do you masturbate?"
Me: "Um..."
Her: "You should masturbate more."
Me: "...okay?"
Her: "No, seriously, you should. How do you know what you like if you don't do it yourself?"
Me: "Uh... I, what?"
Her: "Trust me."

I wouldn't have been quite so taken aback if there'd been something to take the conversation that way, but it was absolutely random. Before that, we'd just been talking about music, what bands we're into etc. Lovely girl, just a bit bonkers.

 

[smithy1234]

I ordered an extra copy of my high school grad photo by mistake and the girl sitting beside me said "Can I have the extra one? All of my good photos go into the family room..." I gave it to her and I was confused the rest of the day.

Dude, she definitely has a shrine to you in her family room complete with strands of your hair and discarded toenail clippings.

Oh dear, that would be quite unfortunate... It may be true as well, why god why???

 

[doffmann]

had it a cuple of time girls wistling and yelling that my butt looks good it still creeps me out eveytime

 

[jdog345]

I was at an amusement park, and I purchased a hat that had a giant hot dog on it. It was fun, because 85 percent of thr girls told me,"I like Your Weiner"

 

[Echo42]

Middle of a post-game party. Text message from the girl I was (am?) interested in; we had gone out on a couple dates the last two weeks of college last year [bad timing on my part].

It read: "I'm busy making out. I'll talk to you later."

I was shell-shocked. HTF would you do that? "Hold on babe, I gotta text this guy;" or would you do it 'no-look' while you're making out? WTF.

HA! lol, i was out with a one of my friends/ ex's and she looks over at some guy and was like, hold i think i know him, turns out he was another "friend" and he tagged along for the rest of the day -.- i dont want to go into what happened at the cinema, i just hope the cleaners had some stain remover...

 

[ioxles]

A random crazy old spanish woman started screaming at me in the street, it startled me so much I punched her in the face. Now I'm not a violent person and I think I was the most surprised at my reaction, she recovered immediately and carried on shouting randomly down the street, I guess the kicker was I was with my parents at the time... hours and hours of amateur naive psychological analysis.

 

[goatzilla8463]

"if you were gay who would you do"
i was like why would u want to know

 

[Echo42]

but back to the topic, royal adelaide show (kinda like a circus, for the people that dont know)
a random lady bout my age walks up and whispers when we would "get away from the crowd for some alone time" turned around and she went instantly red... turns out i looked like her boyfriend from the back

actually... looking back on that day... i could've scored, dammit

hah

 

[thatstheguy]

"This is too hard!"

 

[Roamin11]

Two gay guys are like "we are going to convert you" I now live in fear

 

[Wormthong]

some chick told me my penis is so huge it would rip hir apart.
just to put it in context im kinda fat was wearing baggy jeans and did not have a hard on.
i also had never seen hir and indeed never saw hir again probably some bet with her friends.
(also my penis is kinda normaly sized)

 

[jemborg]

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

Yeah, that happened to me and I felt the same way too. Even doubly so because this girl had been the victim of a violent traumatizing rape. I couldn't do it, of course. A few years later I mentioned this to a couple of lesbian acquaintances who sort of dabbled in the S&M scene, and they said it was probably because she wanted to "reinvent" the experience so it would hold less power over her. They told me I should have done it. I don't think some women secretly want it for real, far from it, female choice is a tenet of sexual evolution. But as an pretend fantasy experience it's a different kettle of fish- apart from being a bit masochistic, it symbolizes a guy (whom you actually fancy) finding you so irresistible he just can't help himself. Freaky.