What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[sam13lfc]

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. It's a movie quote.

Lol, Fight Club? Great movie.

 

[white_salad]

Some random homeless person in the subway Told me to " pick up that can"

But honestly though, some woman on the street told me I looked like Gonzo from the Muppets. She then proceeded to follow me singing muppet songs. It was definitely an awkward situation.

You can get an achievement for throwing the can at them. Then they'll chase you around with a stun stick.

Yea I know, it's most hilarious

 

[MooseLord]

I was once told, by someone I don't know very well, that I'm like a Tempurpedic mattress.

Never really talked to her after that...

 

[EXPLICITasian]

Girl: you know what I really like?

Me: What?

Girl: Black guys

 

[RufusMcLaser]

The summer I turned 18 a friend and I were walking down the main thoroughfare of a nice city's college section- the street with all the interesting shops, restaurants, and so forth. Some kid in his early twenties and radiating homosexuality was coming down the street, smiling at everyone in a way that suggested he was high. He's about to pass us by, then turns mid stride and says "Hey, I remember you from last time!" to me.
No, you don't, I replied.
I've always wondered who he thought I was.

 

[EMO_of_LiGHT]

"I can make it look like an electrical fire"

 

[Avatar Roku]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

Why? Dude, that's actually creepy to hear.

Dude.
It's not.
It's like, the BEST thing to hear.

You can make a girl orgasm BY TALKING!

Yeah, but when a complete stranger says that to you in the middle of eating dinner, it's a bit... distuuurbing

Too bad, its awesome, you should be a super hero. In fact...I hereby declare you Orgasmo, Three Dog of RL.

 

[Mindex]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

We must share a similar quality my girlfriend loves it when i serenade her with my voice.

 

[Mindex]

Funniest thing that ever happened to me was a couple years ago some girl called me and said "Why are you cheating on me?!" Needless to say I was like who the fuck are you. But after like 3 minutes of her crying I heard someone in the background laughing, so i realized it was a prank call and hung up. The call did freak me out in the beginning.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Middle of a post-game party. Text message from the girl I was (am?) interested in; we had gone out on a couple dates the last two weeks of college last year [bad timing on my part].

It read: "I'm busy making out. I'll talk to you later."

I was shell-shocked. HTF would you do that? "Hold on babe, I gotta text this guy;" or would you do it 'no-look' while you're making out? WTF.

aah, you too?
I was texting a friends Gf once, i said "Hey"
To which she replies:
"Hold on. Sex. gimme a bit"

 

[Mindex]

One of my female friends has said many things to me at lunch in school.

1. I wonder what it is like to jerk off?
2. How many pens do you think I can fit in my pussy? Who ever guesses the closest gets a cake.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

I knew it! You are making assumptions about everything from one experience!

Hmm, as far as this thread goes..

I have a deep voice too, albeit only when I don't speak up. When I am speaking up, I have a booming voice.

My Jr. Great books teacher this year gave me the same thing saying I should be in media using my voice.

 

[Berethond]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

I knew it! You are making assumptions about everything from one experience!

Hmm, as far as this thread goes..

I have a deep voice too, albeit only when I don't speak up. When I am speaking up, I have a booming voice.

My Jr. Great books teacher this year gave me the same thing saying I should be in media using my voice.

So why is it that so many Escapists have amazing voices?

 

[Mindex]

Two of my female friends had a discussion, and decided that I out of the 5 other guys that we hung out with had the largest penis. Makes me feel good to get that compliment.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Because we are escapists? XD


Just remember this; I was talking to two (straight) male friends, they were dicussing some picture one found on the internet. Said picture dealt with some womens' tits who turned straight women into lesbians in .arbitary seconds. He says with a straight face, " If we were all women like those in this picture, we would have hot lesbian sex. "

 

[samsprinkle]

said about me to someone in the room next to me,"That cracker is fucking funny!"

 

[samsprinkle]

Because we are escapists? XD


Just remember this; I was talking to two (straight) male friends, they were dicussing some picture one found on the internet. Said picture dealt with some womens' tits who turned straight women into lesbians in .arbitary seconds. He says with a straight face, " If we were all women like those in this picture, we would have hot lesbian sex. "

Now look what you've done! My lungs are filled with mucus and you've made me cough from lauging! That's hilarious! sounds like something me and my friends would talk about.

 

[crepesack]

literrally waiting in line in the 5th or so grade this boy ive never met before said "move out of the way you tree" he was about a head shorter than me because at the time i was pretty tall

 

[Da_Schwartz]

I once reluctantly lent my favorite t-shirt to my ex girlfriend. And told her very sternly that i want it back..
"it's my favorite shirt I want to be buried in that shirt" I said.
She cracked a seductive smile and responded...
"Fine, as long as I'm still wearing it"

 

[ThaBenMan]

"You look like the drummer from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs."

I looked up that guy. I look nothing like him. And what made it eve more weird, she walked up to me while I was at the snack machine.

Spoiler: Hmmm, I kinda see a resemblance...

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