What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[stubbmann]

I once reluctantly lent my favorite t-shirt to my ex girlfriend. And told her very sternly that i want it back..
"it's my favorite shirt I want to be buried in that shirt" I said.
She cracked a seductive smile and responded...
"Fine, as long as I'm still wearing it"

Huh... that sounds very seductive unless you think about it.

 

[Uberjoe19]

A girl once asked me out. I freaked and walked away...QUICKLY!

 

[Uberjoe19]

Weirdest thing someone has said to me? A random guy screamed in my general area and screamed "Where the f*** is my grilled cheese?"

Lol, I probably would have burst out in laughter in his face

Not much happens to me, but I found it downright creepy when a girl took a good look at me in gym class and bluntly complimented my behind... For 4 years I used to think she was straight...

She was a raging lesbo, wasn't she?

 

[sneakypenguin]

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

. I don't think some women secretly want it for real, far from it, female choice is a tenet of sexual evolution. But as an pretend fantasy experience it's a different kettle of fish- apart from being a bit masochistic, it symbolizes a guy (whom you actually fancy) finding you so irresistible he just can't help himself. Freaky.

Hey I was just about to make the same analysis. Also a common fantasy/fetish/whatever you wanna call it for women is exhibitionism.

 

[Uberjoe19]

Two of my female friends had a discussion, and decided that I out of the 5 other guys that we hung out with had the largest penis. Makes me feel good to get that compliment.

Were they good-looking girls?

 

[ShogunGino]

During my summer school period between sophomore and junior years in high school, I went to a different facility other than my high school to to learn a more trade-oriented skill. Thus, not only did we have a few students from my school, we had several other locals from other schools and adults. I had a cheerful Hispanic housewife sitting to the computer to my left.

I used to have to be at that place at 7:30 a.m., so one day when I was PARTICULARLY tired, I was resting my head on my station(I did this frequently) and the woman asked me:

"Do you have a girlfriend who's pregnant?"

I quickly raised my head in shock and said,"What?! No!"

And she replied,"Well that's funny, cuz you sleep a lot. Heeheeheee!"

If I wasn't so tired, I might've bonked her on the head with something.

And referring to the whole sexy voice thing, I've had a few girls comment on a few of my YouTube videos saying that they really like my voice, but not orgasm...I'm going to have to improve my technique...

 

[Shade Jackrabbit]

I actually haven't had many people say weird things TO me, but I certainly am often around people when they say weird things. Like once in my drama class one of the guys in my group randomly started talking about why you have to be very careful about jerking off and not falling asleep before you clean up.

Needless to say I now give him odd looks every time he's nearby.

Also, since all my friends at school are the female japanfan bunch (you know, w00t anime and manga just... because) we get some really odd moments. Two of the girls call eachother husband and wife. I... don't think I have to elaborate on that one.

Also, I don't know WHAT they do when they go into the washrooms, but being the lone guy I end up waiting around for them at the other end of the hall (since that's where the only reading material in the bloody place is) and I still manage to vaguely hear some REALLY WEIRD conversation. (I think the words "rape" and "tentacle" came up once, though I'm not sure.)

Other than that, there's the one time when I said something pretty weird. So I'm walking home with one of them, and then I randomly just say: "You know I could really go for some yaoi right now."

...hey it made a lot of sense at the time. D=

 

[NiceGurl_14]

A guy said that (and I quote) "If it weren't for the fact that your a guy, I'd totally screw you..." (as a reference, I'M A GIRL!!!!)

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

I was walking down a street with friends from school, when one of the girls exclaims,
"Hey, you're cute, but not "Hey-let's-go-out" cute, but "puppy-dog" cute."
Yay? I was 14 at the time...
Later that year... (by a different girl)
"If you were a girl, you would be really hot!"
Uh, thanks. (I tend to stay away from them now.)

 

[Ranooth]

A while back i used to have abolutely massive hair, like a sort of afro if you will- but with massive curls, such a great ice breaker, but it has gotten me some wierd remarks from strangers

1) A girl I have never met or have never met scine ran up to me and sat down next to me ( I was sittin on a wall for some reason ) all she said was "cool man" and started playing with one of my curls for like 5 minuets, I was dead confused and she just got up and yelled "bye!" as she ran off down the street giggle-ing.

2) I was at an Iron Maiden concert and Twickenham and this bloke ran up to me and screamed "HOLY SHIT DUDE! OUR KIDS WOULD HAVE THE MOST AWESOME HAIR! WANT A BEER?" then he ran off into the mosh pit.

Also another memorable one

"I'll give you 40 quid for your trainers, dude the laces look like acid tabs man" My then Geography teacher - complete ledgend

My other favorite was in morocco with school, my mate was ill with sun-stroke and on the way back to the hotel, walking through the market of Marrakech, he stoped and threw up on some strangers feet. The Morrocan calmly grabed my sholder and said "Well bub, I guess your lucky that its tuesday" then walked off. The thing that stuck me most was that he started dancing, and it was saturday

A FELLOW AFRO GUY!!!

Its awesome yet weird what people say isnt it?

 

[CrazyNick]

I was in Amsterdam for a weekend, from UK, and this girl (18ish) walked up to me and just said "hug?" I was like ok gave her a hug and walked off. That was a fairly random moment. I often get randomly hugged.

 

[Ultrarandom]

While reading I once had a random girl walk up to me and tell me that she really liked my hair. Actually I get these kinds of comments rather often since I have long and curly hair - and I'm a guy.

Haha I get the same thing, except I have what is commonly known as "emo hair" spiked up at the back straight down aty the front and swept to the right . Yes I too am a guy

 

[Dubiousduke]

"Why don't you whip me?"

I'm not sure it was directed at me, so I'm on the fence about it

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

"I'll give you 40 quid for your trainers, dude the laces look like acid tabs man" My then Geography teacher - complete ledgend

My other favorite was in morocco with school, my mate was ill with sun-stroke and on the way back to the hotel, walking through the market of Marrakech, he stoped and threw up on some strangers feet. The Morrocan calmly grabed my sholder and said "Well bub, I guess your lucky that its tuesday" then walked off. The thing that stuck me most was that he started dancing, and it was saturday

In high school, a class mate said that he had to leave class early for a Japanese oral test. He had missed it the other day because he was sick.

My english teacher replied "Oh, do you really have to go? Who is your teacher?"

Student replied "Oh Ms. (Really Japanese name, don't remember it). I've got this permission slip."

Teacher said " Oh really? Stealing my students away form me during MY time. I'll kick her ass. Remember Hiroshima *****?!! ". It-was-hilarious.

And I've had 'fro issues. People don't look me in the face anymore.. always the hair. I've had random people off the street ruff up my hair. Why you random tosspot?

 

[T-Bone24]

Yesterday I was at the bus stop at the side of the pavement, leaving quite a lot of room for people to walk past. Some crazy lady rams a pushchair into my ankles and shouts "You can't just dominate the pavement you know". She then proceeded to stand in the middle of the pavement with her pushchair sideways and leaving no room for anyone to get past.

 

[SeniorDingDong]

Girl : I am going kill myself as soon as I will get over 30 (years old). Beeing old just sucks, I dont want that.
My answer was like "Why wait until 30 ? As soon as I dont have to hear more of your shit, the better ..."


Dude (good old friend) to me : Boy, how I love your strong legs !
Later he turned out to be gay. Scary.

Girl, former class mate, beeing in a nightclub with me : You know *myname*, it is so great to be solo again !
The freedom ... Yeah ! C´mon lets see if we can can find a hot guy for me !"
She said that directly into my face, really hurt me, because I told her some mins ago that I was solo too...

 

[jemborg]

Yesterday I was at the bus stop at the side of the pavement, leaving quite a lot of room for people to walk past. Some crazy lady rams a pushchair into my ankles and shouts "You can't just dominate the pavement you know". She then proceeded to stand in the middle of the pavement with her pushchair sideways and leaving no room for anyone to get past.

LOL IRL

 

[Grimm91]

My ex said this to me.
: "The moment we break up I'm killing myself"
another ex said this to me
:"I hate you so much... want to make-out?"
No joke.

 

[Atvomat_Nikonov]

"i think boxxxy is kinder attractive"

She's the fourth most attractive girl I have ever seen in my life.


On topic: I was talking to my friend about asking this girl out, and she came out with 'You make me feel like a marshmellow'. It was odd, yes, but it put a smile on my face for some reason.