What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Berethond]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

 

[090907]

A chick i had only met once before threw a dvd case at me and said "This is awesome." turned out to be a DP porno.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

Got you both beat. "Hey baby. You, me a jar of mayonnaise"

 

[Berethond]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

Got you both beat. "Hey baby. You, me a jar of mayonnaise"

Wait...
You actually said that?

 

[Adam Jenson]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

Got you both beat. "Hey baby. You, me a jar of mayonnaise"

Wait...
You actually said that?

...yes. yes I did. Wasn't drunk either but her reaction was priceless

 

[Berethond]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

Got you both beat. "Hey baby. You, me a jar of mayonnaise"

Wait...
You actually said that?

...yes. yes I did. Wasn't drunk either but her reaction was priceless

Please tell me what her reaction was.

 

[Adam Jenson]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

Got you both beat. "Hey baby. You, me a jar of mayonnaise"

Wait...
You actually said that?

...yes. yes I did. Wasn't drunk either but her reaction was priceless

Please tell me what her reaction was.

One of pure disgust and shock.

 

[Berethond]

Usually I'm the one saying weird things to girls...

I lol'd. I say weird things sometimes.

After a basketball game in P.E one day: "You really DON'T like balls, do you."

Fun times.

Got you both beat. "Hey baby. You, me a jar of mayonnaise"

Wait...
You actually said that?

...yes. yes I did. Wasn't drunk either but her reaction was priceless

Please tell me what her reaction was.

One of pure disgust and shock.

Awesome.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

"Your blood tastes good, and when I mix it with vault it tastes even better."

My girlfriend told me that after cleaning her fingernails with her teeth after gouging out my back.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

"Your blood tastes good, and when I mix it with vault it tastes even better."

My girlfriend told me that after cleaning her fingernails with her teeth after gouging out my back.

Was is after sex? *Cues crazy ***** music*

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

A girl in a few of my classes started calling me Fire Crotch.

Oh hey and xitel, I get all kinds of compliments about my voice too. I think it has to do with how deep and manly it is. I get frikkin' sub-tones when I talk, it's so epic.

Do you have red hair? Because that is what firecrotch refers to.

Nope, platinum blonde.

Ok, that is weird..

 

[Berethond]

A girl in a few of my classes started calling me Fire Crotch.

Oh hey and xitel, I get all kinds of compliments about my voice too. I think it has to do with how deep and manly it is. I get frikkin' sub-tones when I talk, it's so epic.

Do you have red hair? Because that is what firecrotch refers to.

Nope, platinum blonde.

Ok, that is weird..

Yeah it's weird.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

So why did she call you fire crotch, dammit?

 

[E-mantheseeker]

Back when I used to shave my head bald, a random lady in the street told me she wanted to rub vaseline all over my head...

It was weird, but I appreciated that she wanted to do that for me... or for herself?

 

[Straitjacketeering]

"Your blood tastes good, and when I mix it with vault it tastes even better."

My girlfriend told me that after cleaning her fingernails with her teeth after gouging out my back.

Was is after sex? *Cues crazy ***** music*

Yes and while she said this she's standing in the middle of my room in a tank top that's just too long by several centimeters... RAWGHNOMNOM

 

[Berethond]

So why did she call you fire crotch, dammit?

I don't know!
*breaks down sobbing*

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I was just relaxing with a friend at her apartment when all of a fucking sudden she said
*will you shit on me"
My reply was
*im sorry i don't think i heard you correctly, can... can you run that by me one more time?"
she said it once more and then added
"or piss on me or BOTH"
I said uuuhhhhhh... for like 2 minutes before she finally said
"I thought you loved me... GET OUT!!"
It was the strangest day of my life and she knew that i didn't love her... or at least i thought she knew.

We may have a winner people^

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

I've heard some shit that was way out there before, but of course I can't friggin' remember right now.

 

[SmugFrog]

At work:

Me - "Hey, I saw a picture of you in a magazine today!"
Her - "It wasn't playboy, was it?"
Me - "No it was... uh... did you uh... pose for playboy?"

awkward.

 

[kingofwolves]

I was skiing with some people a few days ago, a woman my dad works with and her two kids. Out of nowhere, this happened.

Daughter: What's your girlfriend like?
Me: Uh...
Mom: That means she has nice boobs.
Daughter: Oh. Have you gone underwear shopping with her?

I had never told any of them I had a girlfriend, and to make things worse, her daughter is 6.