What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

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IactoSophos

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The strangest thing a Girl's ever said to me was "Hey, who are you? What are you doing in my house?"
 

master m99

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i have 2 once at a party there was a bunch of us talking and one of the girls randomly started asking all us guys what wanking felt like 0.o worst thing is that after she asked so did the other i mean wtf?!?!?! next was when me and some m8s where asking random people to sign a get well card for our m8 (yes we are weird) and after someone signed it she took out a big old camera took our photo smiled and said thanks...not allot stranger than our request but still
 

Daniel Cygnus

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Some girls I hang out with barged into my room one night while I was playing Gears 2. Normally, I'd be cool with this, but they stole my headset and began talking to my brother and his friends about how they named their vibrators after me. Keep in mind that they're like 13-15. It was definitely an awkward moment for all parties involved.
 

Tili

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A guy that a was friend of my girlfriend (at that time) told me this while we were drunk:
"Tili, if you were a girl, I would touch your ass"

Damn that guy suffered from that one, never seen him again.
 

Fox1789

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i was living with this guy and we shared a bed, i remember him telling me he would talk in his sleep, so one night i couldnt fall asleep and i look over and he was staring at me and he said "i am going to kill you with a bow and arrow"

well now i sleep in my own bed
 

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Adam Jenson said:
xitel said:
I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...
O.O

You are the luckiest man in the world
Ill second that.......

I really dont know what to say here. "A girl in my class asked me if i wanted to go on a journey through space and time" from the time i've known her for (being a rpg fan) i'm pretty sure she was serious.
 

Tentunf

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I frequently get asked to read things for the ladies that come in to work. having a deep voice is fun. But it also drew me to promise myself I would NEVER date anyone I met at work. THe summer past could be summarized in a montage of horrible, awkward dates.

I had a girl out for dinner. She seemed like fun but was a liiiitttttle vapid. We were finishing up, I was pondering if she would be worth taking out again and she asks me, in a nervous, expectant tone "Can I touch it?" I was confused, I put down my fork and looked at her quizzically. She replied "Your beard! can I... touch it?" I figured she was wondering what the texture was, so I replied "I suppose so." and she flew accross the table. At my face. She grabbed my by the cheeks and started giggling.

"My daddy had one just like this!"

I politely signalled for the bill, paid and left.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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Mr. Valentine said:
L33tsauce_Marty said:
"Twilight is good."
BEGONE SATAN!!!!!!!!(to whoever said it)
Twilight has seduced so many teenage girls shouldn't Chris Hanson be interigating it in someone's kitchen?
Also, it wasn't said to me but in high school my one friend's girlfriend would constantly obsess over my other friend's butt. She would constantly tell him and her friends that he had a nice rear. I found this creepy. He found it mortifying, and a little disturbing.
 

Aschenkatza

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I had someone I'd never met and only knew him from my boyfriend message me on msn "Why haven't we had sex yet."
Me, being the weirdo I am, promptly messaged him back, "I don't like your banana flavored condoms."

Was a good day =P
 

Mr. Valentine

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Drake the Dragonheart said:
Mr. Valentine said:
L33tsauce_Marty said:
"Twilight is good."
BEGONE SATAN!!!!!!!!(to whoever said it)
Twilight has seduced so many teenage girls shouldn't Chris Hanson be interigating it in someone's kitchen?
Also, it wasn't said to me but in high school my one friend's girlfriend would constantly obsess over my other friend's butt. She would constantly tell him and her friends that he had a nice rear. I found this creepy. He found it mortifying, and a little disturbing.
thanks for THAT story.....ima go away now, KAY?
 

JD4566

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In high school I was walking through the hall with a friend of mine.
Out of the blue she tells me, "Semen tastes salty."
THANKS FOR THAT!
 

Fineldar

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When is was 15 or so, I was walking home from school when some young women asked me if I had any cigarettes. She then confirmed my answer with two questions of "Really?" and "No?"
 

InvisibleMilk

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An odd statement from a girl in my high school

"Hey, you got any Vanilla spray? it makes things smell GEEEEWWWWD~"
the way she said good was SO odd.
 

Soigieoto

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berethond said:
A girl in a few of my classes started calling me Fire Crotch.

Oh hey and xitel, I get all kinds of compliments about my voice too. I think it has to do with how deep and manly it is. I get frikkin' sub-tones when I talk, it's so epic.

Do you have red hair??



This thread reminded me of "If you have sex you'll get pregnant and DIE"
 

Soigieoto

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Adam Jenson said:
Evilbunny said:
doxcology said:
I ordered an extra copy of my high school grad photo by mistake and the girl sitting beside me said "Can I have the extra one? All of my good photos go into the family room..." I gave it to her and I was confused the rest of the day.
Dude, she definitely has a shrine to you in her family room complete with strands of your hair and discarded toenail clippings.
She has a bust of your head made from the chewing gum you throw away. :p


Whoa I was like wheres that from... then Hey Arnold poped into my head.... How'd i remember that