What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Bulletinmybrain]

"What time did you get up?

"10am"


"You told me at 7 that you were getting up"


"What?"


"You told me, at about 7 in the morning that you were getting up and would be making yourself breakfest and taking out the trash"


"Are you high?"


"No, you told me that this morning."

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

When I was a couple of years younger I was asked out. This may not seem strange, but I was in a Pizza Hut. With my family. I was very embarrased.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Excuse me, have you the date?"

...I was looking around for a TARDIS for the rest of the day.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

This is my favourite compliment I've ever recieved.
"You know what, you have a really good facial bone structure... if you lost some weight you could become a model".
That was a few years back and now I've lost the weight, so where's my modelling contract?

"Excuse me, have you the date?"

...I was looking around for a TARDIS for the rest of the day.

Oh, last May I thought it was June for about a week. Funny thing was my best friends birthday is the 22nd June... so I'm thinking I'm being all thoughtful remember birthdays but then it was like
"My birthday is the 22nd June"
"I know... happy birthday"
"But it's May..."
I went so red.

 

[Aura Guardian]

A guy said that (and I quote) "If it weren't for the fact that your a guy, I'd totally screw you..." (as a reference, I'M A GIRL!!!!)

That burn is so FUBAR. Ouch. Hopefully you kicked him in the crotch.

 

[Scunner]

Well, for 5/6ths of a year old, I'd say he has an amazing grasp of the english language.

I knew that was a stupid way of putting it, but I thought I would see if there was someone out there that is as pedantic as I am.

 

[scoHish]

Had some random chick come up to me in a hallway and ask in an excited way, "Did you know that dolphins are the only other animals that fuck for pleasure?!?" Then she just walked away.

 

[Rajin Cajun]

I had three female coworkers ask me my cock size during work. That was awkward especially because they did it in front of a manager who just stood there with his jaw hanging open.

 

[searanox]

Last April or so, some of my friends pulled me aside at a cafe and had an intervention of a sort, where they sat me down for an hour, told me how concerned they were about me, and I got to spend the entire time reassuring them that I wouldn't commit suicide.

I guess that's not quite what this thread is about, though.

 

[Slayer_2]

Some yahoo's sped past me while I was biking, screaming random shit. 100 meters later they were stopped by cops and arrested for driving while impaired. In a school zone too, ouch! I almost feel sorry for the tools.

 

[NiceGurl_14]

A guy said that (and I quote) "If it weren't for the fact that your a guy, I'd totally screw you..." (as a reference, I'M A GIRL!!!!)

That burn is so FUBAR. Ouch. Hopefully you kicked him in the crotch.

Nah, I just walked away but not before I told him "I'm not interested and FYI, I am a girl dumbass..."

 

[Mostly Harmless]

A girl go my cell phone number (no idea how she did) called asked if i wanted to have sex as some people giggled in the back ground. I then awkwardly glanced at my Mom who was driving me home from school and hoped to God she hadn't heard a word that was just said.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Had some random chick come up to me in a hallway and ask in an excited way, "Did you know that dolphins are the only other animals that fuck for pleasure?!?" Then she just walked away.

what about humans?

Look at the bold.


As far as asking out goes, out of the blue a year ago.. A cute downright sexy girl asked me out. I was so confused at the time about what was going on though.. >.>

 

[Aerach]

One time when I was at a friends house, this girl that I met once sent me a text message saying "I want your balls on my chin".

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

One time when I was at a friends house, this girl that I met once sent me a text message saying "I want your balls on my chin".

...Who the hell do you people hang out with?!?!

 

[ideitbawx]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

don't get jealous. take notes!

 

[nekolux]

This is rather recent, i had a girl whom i knew distantly email me saying she loves me deeply. After i told her i already had someone else in mind she just went nutters and sent me emails telling me
" You're going to be mine forever" " Who is she i'll kill her " etc.
I just kept letting the emails come because as far as i know she wasnt going to do it and if you're going to be psycho well then i get the right to enjoy the schadenfreude

 

[riftinducer]

This was said by me, not to me, but it's worth a mention. For a dare a few years back, I went into a McDonalds, went up to the 15 year old girl behind the counter and said "could I have a Big Mac and could you pull my pickle off?" Her look of confusion, followed by sudden realisation and absolute disgust made it all worth it.