What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Adam Jenson]

I ordered an extra copy of my high school grad photo by mistake and the girl sitting beside me said "Can I have the extra one? All of my good photos go into the family room..." I gave it to her and I was confused the rest of the day.

Dude, she definitely has a shrine to you in her family room complete with strands of your hair and discarded toenail clippings.

She has a bust of your head made from the chewing gum you throw away.

Whoa I was like wheres that from... then Hey Arnold poped into my head.... How'd i remember that

Cause Hey Arnold was...is the best cartoon ever.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I got another one. This just happened to me today and... it was the 3rd greatest moment of my life.
jessica: Do you think sperm tastes good?
Me: Wanna find out?
jessica: Okay
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I honestly thought she was going to chop my dick off. But she did something much different.
Btw, she said it tastes great.
XD
XD
XD

 

[Evilbunny]

I got another one. This just happened to me today and... it was the 3rd greatest moment of my life.
jessica: Do you think sperm tastes good?
Me: Wanna find out?
jessica: Okay
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I honestly thought she was going to chop my dick off. But she did something much different.
Btw, she said it tastes great.
XD
XD
XD

This is unrelated but I hate that smiley. It looks like you are happy and dead at the same time.

 

[JD4566]

I got another one. This just happened to me today and... it was the 3rd greatest moment of my life.
jessica: Do you think sperm tastes good?
Me: Wanna find out?
jessica: Okay
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I honestly thought she was going to chop my dick off. But she did something much different.
Btw, she said it tastes great.
XD
XD
XD

"What are the two better moments in your life?" he asked hesitantly.

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I got another one. This just happened to me today and... it was the 3rd greatest moment of my life.
jessica: Do you think sperm tastes good?
Me: Wanna find out?
jessica: Okay
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I honestly thought she was going to chop my dick off. But she did something much different.
Btw, she said it tastes great.
XD
XD
XD

This is unrelated but I hate that smiley. It looks like you are happy and dead at the same time.

I love it for that same reason.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

I am going to call BS.


My misanthropy aside, and this being the internet..

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I got another one. This just happened to me today and... it was the 3rd greatest moment of my life.
jessica: Do you think sperm tastes good?
Me: Wanna find out?
jessica: Okay
XD
XD
XD
XD
XD
I honestly thought she was going to chop my dick off. But she did something much different.
Btw, she said it tastes great.
XD
XD
XD

"What are the two better moments in your life?" he asked hesitantly.

You really REALLY don't want to know. Trust me.

 

[Scunner]

One of the wierd things I have heard was on a plane flight. There was a 5/6 year old boy sitting in the row in front of me and as we came in to land, after what was a really calm approach, he yells out "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!". I couldn't help but lmao ...

 

[theSovietConnection]

I'd have to say about the strangest thing I've heard was around three months ago. I had a really thick beard up until that point, however, I was going into the States in a couple of days and none of my photo ID pictures have beards in them. As I was walking back to the school from having lunch, this van drives by, the sliding door opens, and this guy (no idea who he was) leans out and yells "OH MY GOD, YOU SHAVED THE BEARD, I LOVE YOU!"

To this day I still have no idea who it was, but I was kind of scared and mildly amused at the same time.

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

One of the wierd things I have heard was on a plane flight. There was a 5/6 year old boy sitting in the row in front of me and as we came in to land, after what was a really calm approach, he yells out "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!". I couldn't help but lmao ...

Well, for 5/6ths of a year old, I'd say he has an amazing grasp of the english language.
Anyways, I got some more stories about my (insane) girlfriend. She never ceases to creep me out in the best way.
Ok, First I have an excerpt from an email she sent me:

'i think im going to beat the hell outa [a friend of ours] next time she hugs me. its getting annoying, and i believe beating the hell out of her will help her realize that. fuck, bell. later. I love you!!! =D'

Next, I have a story of my own.
I hadnt seen my girlfriend in over a month, as I go to a new school now. Today, (friday the 13th) I showed up at her bus pickup at her school and gave her the Valentine's gift I got her. It was a ruby ring in a rose-shaped ring box. I got down on one knee and gave it to her, saying "happy valentines day". Well, needless to say, she loved it. We went off to a dark corner and I gave her the best Valentines gift of all (if you know what I mean). When I was finished, I brought up my hand and saw blood. We stared for a moment, and then, without hesitation, I looked her in the eyes and said "Oops, I think I broke it."

I dont care if I get banned for posting that, it was just too funny to pass up.

 

[I_LIKE_CAKE]

"Will you eat my watermelon?
I was at a party, went outside and ran into this chick who was falling down drunk. It was really dark, and there was a good long pause before I realized she was holding a piece of watermelon from the hunch punch in her hand.

 

[Jaythulhu]

"Sex is a gift women give to men"

That one made me blink a few times in surprise.

 

[R4GNOR0K]

i was in math class i was drawing a picture of a snake because i was bored and the kid next to me who i already think might be "sexually confused" says (insert my name here) i love your snake. it really freaked me out.

 

[atv_chic_18]

I went to Comic Con in 2007 with a friend. The guy at the booth told me "I lovvvve your accent." He then proceeded to hit on me using that as his excuse. The booth was near one of the main exits and entrances. The next day when I went into the main floor, and passed by the booth, he recognized me and made sure everyone else knew so. Needless to say after that I started finding ways to not be recognized.

I almost borrowed a girls mask to go incognito. Everytime he saw me anywhere on the floor he'd say "Girl with the awesome accent!" *waves frantically*

It was quite strange.

 

[Berethond]

"Twilight is good."

BEGONE SATAN!!!!!!!!(to whoever said it)

Twilight has seduced so many teenage girls shouldn't Chris Hanson be interigating it in someone's kitchen?
Also, it wasn't said to me but in high school my one friend's girlfriend would constantly obsess over my other friend's butt. She would constantly tell him and her friends that he had a nice rear. I found this creepy. He found it mortifying, and a little disturbing.

My best friends girlfriend is always saying I have a nice butt.

 

[Kadamon]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

Why? Dude, that's actually creepy to hear.

Your typing turns me on o_o

 

[Aedwynn]

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

I have heard this...
I think some women may maintain a fantasy of this but I doubt any of them REALLY want it to happen. I guess it could be similar to fantasising about killing someone you don't like (which I do often) but you know you wouldn't ever be able to just kill someone.

Just my 2 pence on the matter.

On topic;

My girlfriend talks in her sleep.

The most memorable incident was when she was describing the 'Underground Kingdom of Rocks and Trees'.

That was actually kind of awesome.