What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Oh, and once I had a female teacher flirt with me..........Awesome.

She wasn't my teacher, but still......AWESOME!

And people wonder why I'm attracted to older women.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

And another girl told me I had " the most beautiful, feminine icy blue eyes she had ever seen ."

I was flattered but still...

Feminine?

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

When my best friend, who went lesbian later that year, told me, "Dammmn, you look so sexy today, I wish I could just jump your bones." And then "What? I was just giving you a compliment."

Yeah, we're both girls. I won't even try to describe the look on her face... -shudder-

......................I don't know what to say to that.

 

[Ramthundar]

Weirdest (yet best) thing my girlfriend ever asked.

"Could you feel my boobs? I think they've gotten bigger."

PRAISE THE LORD! HE DO'TH EXIST, AND HE IS AWSOME!

 

[similar.squirrel]

Something about..rimming the paper frog..I don't even try to keep track anymore..

 

[Parattchi]

With suitably wild and crazy eyes, a friend once proclaimed:
"I AM AT ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE! THE PAIN IS SO UNBEARABLE YET SO MAGNIFICENT!"
He'd just had a hamburger, apparently the spiciest in the world. You have to be over a certain weight to eat the thing, otherwise you could die. Yarp. That spicy. He was actually hullucinating because of all the spice. Oh, plus he's lactose intolerant and they gave him milk and yoghurt to try to sooth the burn. Yaaaaaa, he was pretty loopy.

Another time with a coworker, after he'd just smacked me over the head for a dirty joke I'd made. "You think that's bad? That was only a soft bash! Wait until you feel my malicious bash! It has an area of effect and kills everyone within a five kilometer radius! Which is slightly different to my malicious bass, which is my large disgruntled fish. Not to be confused with my delicious bass, the meal I intend to be cooking tonight." this train of thought continued on until we both almost passed out from laughing so hard (and head trauma).

Laughed for about five minutes straight. Thanks.

Glad I could bring you some laughter.

It's surprising just how many utterly hilarious and bonkers people work at pizza stores in my experience.

Oh, and another odd anecdote. I was at the back of the store making, I cleared the screen and start walking towards the front of the store. The assistant manager, a manager from another store, and the cutter were talking around the cut bench rather loudly, and I happened to walk into this:

Manager #1: Do you think he's hot?
Cutter chick: Ummmm....sure.
Manager #1: Fuck, I think he's hot. I'd hit that.
Manager #2: Gee, thanks!

Now for the creepy bit. The two managers are both dudes. Not a bad thing, the gay lovin'. But get this: they're brothers. That was a complete and utter mind screw for me, to say the least.