Probably the weirdest occurence happened when me and three guys were sharing a house. We had the front door open as it was a hot day and this guy walks into our house. We were all sitting in the lounge room watching TV. We all stood up and were like "wtf man" he responded "im just here to use the phone" to which we all picked up bats we had lying around the house and chased him down the street for 15 minutes.
Weirdest thing said to me..hmm..let me think: Well one psycho chick once called me a physical reject, a freak of nature. Because she didnt like me much.
Most epic lol's quote: My friend and I were walking around the city when we approached this bum. We could see them prepare themselves to ask us for something. So my friend says to the bum as they are standing up "we dont have any smokes. We dont have any money, so sit the hell back down" to which the bum looked stunned and promptly sat back down without uttering a word.
I once was picked up by this 28 year old chick when i was 18. When she found out i was 18 she said " i could have sworn you were 28" remember this when i was 18. Gee i must look like im 50 now that i am 31
erm these all suck. must think harder. i will return..
Weirdest thing said to me..hmm..let me think: Well one psycho chick once called me a physical reject, a freak of nature. Because she didnt like me much.
Most epic lol's quote: My friend and I were walking around the city when we approached this bum. We could see them prepare themselves to ask us for something. So my friend says to the bum as they are standing up "we dont have any smokes. We dont have any money, so sit the hell back down" to which the bum looked stunned and promptly sat back down without uttering a word.
I once was picked up by this 28 year old chick when i was 18. When she found out i was 18 she said " i could have sworn you were 28" remember this when i was 18. Gee i must look like im 50 now that i am 31
erm these all suck. must think harder. i will return..
