What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?
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Hmmmm. If something that a girl DID to me is ok, then I have one. I was standing in the hallway talking to my girlfriend, and then out of nowhere this girl I've never seen before walks up to me and, put bluntly, grabs my crotch and runs off. I never saw her again.
God, that was the most awkward silence I've ever been part of.
God, that was the most awkward silence I've ever been part of.
I came across this young woman while walking between classes. She was singing while walking around, and I thought she sounded amazing. I walked up to her and said, "Sorry if this is out of the blue, but you have a beautiful singing voice." I wasn't trying to put moves on her or anything, I just wanted to compliment her.
She said, "It's all because of Jesus. Everything I do is because of him."
I'm not a terribly religious person, but I'm not about to belittle her beliefs while trying to compliment her. So I said, "Maybe, but even if he did give you the gift, you're using it very well."
"Of course," she said. "With Jesus in my life, why shouldn't I sing?" And then walked away, singing again with this vacant kind of look in her eye.
I'm not about to bash anyone for their religious beliefs, but that was easily one of the eeriest conversations I've ever had.
She said, "It's all because of Jesus. Everything I do is because of him."
I'm not a terribly religious person, but I'm not about to belittle her beliefs while trying to compliment her. So I said, "Maybe, but even if he did give you the gift, you're using it very well."
"Of course," she said. "With Jesus in my life, why shouldn't I sing?" And then walked away, singing again with this vacant kind of look in her eye.
I'm not about to bash anyone for their religious beliefs, but that was easily one of the eeriest conversations I've ever had.
no matter what happened before, you can always say your life is going to end on a high note....Loiosh91 said:
i'm going to sound like a complete ass for saying this but thank god for mediocrity.slayaDmoney said:
i can tie that with what my gf said when she was plastered off of guinness:Adam Jenson said:
"how about this? you be the priest, and i'm the new altar boy"
i almost pissed myself
A friend, his girlfriend and myself had to go pick up some girl I had never met before on our way to a party. My friend and his girlfriend ask me to stop the car at a store on the way there. They leave me at the wheel with this girl who i've only ever said hello to in the backseat.
Just as I'm trying to come up with some small talk to make her feel comfortable I feel a hand touch the side of my face and stroke it softly.
The girl, in a throaty whisper with her lips so close to my earlobe I felt her breath, says: "You have beautiful skin. I'm an artist, I notice these things."
Just as I'm trying to come up with some small talk to make her feel comfortable I feel a hand touch the side of my face and stroke it softly.
The girl, in a throaty whisper with her lips so close to my earlobe I felt her breath, says: "You have beautiful skin. I'm an artist, I notice these things."
With suitably wild and crazy eyes, a friend once proclaimed:
"I AM AT ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE! THE PAIN IS SO UNBEARABLE YET SO MAGNIFICENT!"
He'd just had a hamburger, apparently the spiciest in the world. You have to be over a certain weight to eat the thing, otherwise you could die. Yarp. That spicy. He was actually hullucinating because of all the spice. Oh, plus he's lactose intolerant and they gave him milk and yoghurt to try to sooth the burn. Yaaaaaa, he was pretty loopy.
Another time with a coworker, after he'd just smacked me over the head for a dirty joke I'd made. "You think that's bad? That was only a soft bash! Wait until you feel my malicious bash! It has an area of effect and kills everyone within a five kilometer radius! Which is slightly different to my malicious bass, which is my large disgruntled fish. Not to be confused with my delicious bass, the meal I intend to be cooking tonight." this train of thought continued on until we both almost passed out from laughing so hard (and head trauma).
"I AM AT ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE! THE PAIN IS SO UNBEARABLE YET SO MAGNIFICENT!"
He'd just had a hamburger, apparently the spiciest in the world. You have to be over a certain weight to eat the thing, otherwise you could die. Yarp. That spicy. He was actually hullucinating because of all the spice. Oh, plus he's lactose intolerant and they gave him milk and yoghurt to try to sooth the burn. Yaaaaaa, he was pretty loopy.
Another time with a coworker, after he'd just smacked me over the head for a dirty joke I'd made. "You think that's bad? That was only a soft bash! Wait until you feel my malicious bash! It has an area of effect and kills everyone within a five kilometer radius! Which is slightly different to my malicious bass, which is my large disgruntled fish. Not to be confused with my delicious bass, the meal I intend to be cooking tonight." this train of thought continued on until we both almost passed out from laughing so hard (and head trauma).
Parattchi, You have successfully earned true lolz.
And i don't really remember much weird things said to me, but one only recently:
We had just come back from USA and I had a friend over. We were in the kitchen, happily munching on something delicious. My sister enters (who is notorious for saying stupid things) and after a while my friend and i started discussing my trip. My sister comes in with something along the lines of:
"Oh, Leroy (Jester) What was that place we went to?"
(One place out of almost half of USA?!)
"Ugh what place, we went to many?"
Whilst making this symbol with her arms \/ she said.
"You know, that huge hole in the ground..."
"...The Grand Canyon?"
"That's the one
!"
My friend and i couldn't stop laughing for quite a while.
And i don't really remember much weird things said to me, but one only recently:
We had just come back from USA and I had a friend over. We were in the kitchen, happily munching on something delicious. My sister enters (who is notorious for saying stupid things) and after a while my friend and i started discussing my trip. My sister comes in with something along the lines of:
"Oh, Leroy (Jester) What was that place we went to?"
(One place out of almost half of USA?!)
"Ugh what place, we went to many?"
Whilst making this symbol with her arms \/ she said.
"You know, that huge hole in the ground..."
"...The Grand Canyon?"
"That's the one
!"My friend and i couldn't stop laughing for quite a while.
One of my female friends:"Could you look at my tits while your talking to me, your eyes creep me out."