What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?
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on valentines day this year I sent out a few valentine texts, and one chick responed
Roses are red
violets are blue
I touch my penis
while thinking of you.
needless to say I laughed hysterically.
Roses are red
violets are blue
I touch my penis
while thinking of you.
needless to say I laughed hysterically.
a girl once told me this story "so, anyway, there i was in my bra and panties in my room after a swim, when a friend of mine walks up to me and starts fondling me. so i broke his nose."
note: she just walked up to me and told me this, there was no segway or buildup whatsoever.
note: she just walked up to me and told me this, there was no segway or buildup whatsoever.
One of my ex-boyfriends had a complex because his hair was thinning. We were driving around town, looking for something to do, when he suddenly yells, "When I get too bald, I'm going to shave my head! And then I'm going to wax the sh*t out of it, drive down the highway, and blind people at night by reflecting their headlights with my head! There will be crashes everywhere, and all people will remember is the crazy bald man, laughing!"
No, if anime count as cartoons than hell no, if they don't than I'll politely disagree.Adam Jenson said:Cause Hey Arnold was...is the best cartoon ever.Soigieoto said:Adam Jenson said:She has a bust of your head made from the chewing gum you throw away.Evilbunny said:
Whoa I was like wheres that from... then Hey Arnold poped into my head.... How'd i remember that
Anyone who's even reading this thread wants to know.Jester Lord said:
Are you jesus?Daveman said:
I had a girlfriend once who played Mage the Ascension.. at the time I played Vampire the Masquerade.. Things were going pretty shitty, and I was going to break up with her, but before I could, she broke up with me in perhaps the most retarded reasoning I've ever heard:
"Matt, we need to break up.."
"ok, why?"
"You're vampire, I'm mage, we're just too different.."
I shit you not. I was planning to break up with her anyway, so I went along with it, but that was the most hilarious thing anyone's ever said to me.
"Matt, we need to break up.."
"ok, why?"
"You're vampire, I'm mage, we're just too different.."
I shit you not. I was planning to break up with her anyway, so I went along with it, but that was the most hilarious thing anyone's ever said to me.
Evilbunny said:
Funny you should mention that. I had a girlfriend once with some sort of rape fetish. Which involved the antichrist, and dragons, and her, and me, and rape. Whoa....
Doesnt seem that odd to me. Of course, im the type of person who might make that comment.
I've been told that I sound like the lead singer from Toto (singers of Africa; weird song).
My exgf (as we are listening to "Tiny Dancer"): All guys who listen to Elton John are fags.
Scary part is, she was dead serious. And it was my CD.
My exgf (as we are listening to "Tiny Dancer"): All guys who listen to Elton John are fags.
Scary part is, she was dead serious. And it was my CD.