What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?
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"Whenever I look at your hair I want to rip it out. Are you okay with that?"
I was not okay with that. (But to be fair, my hair is beautiful.)
While outside a local store, a girl 2-3 years older than me rides by on her bike and says, "Nice shoes, woodland creature."
She called me woodland creature! What does that even mean?
And I get people tell me how beautiful my eyes are all the time.
Oh. My best friend's girlfriend would always talk about how big my butt was. (While her boyfriend was there.)
And I must say, this thread is not very funny anymore. It's sad, you people don't know very many weird people.
I was not okay with that. (But to be fair, my hair is beautiful.)
While outside a local store, a girl 2-3 years older than me rides by on her bike and says, "Nice shoes, woodland creature."
She called me woodland creature! What does that even mean?
And I get people tell me how beautiful my eyes are all the time.
Oh. My best friend's girlfriend would always talk about how big my butt was. (While her boyfriend was there.)
And I must say, this thread is not very funny anymore. It's sad, you people don't know very many weird people.
*ponders for a moment*Erana said:
And why the heck did you no marry this guy????
Sounds perfect to me
Or he reads a lot of bumper stickers(facebook)
I wish i read anyone elses but your's first, ahh just.. ahhh eww, god i feel like i should scrub my brain.Locust said:
For me:
A guy asked me if it's ok that he has 3 testies. I am a dude so i was creeped by the qustion and the fact he had his hand on his button-fly area like he wanted to show me.
Don't usually remember ridiculous things anybody tells me because I'm too busy tearing them to pieces for saying it. But a chick once told a friend of mine he had ''sad eyes''.
At heart I know he was a good person, and he had a lot of potential. Its just that...Lord_Ascendant said:
I thought it was just a little middle school thing in which we could both get some experience on the whole courtship thing. And at one point, we both enjoyed it. I admired who he was as a person, but I just... Well, a relationship can't work when I don't feel comfortable with any physical contact by anyone but my mother and sister.
Anyway, I felt like a major ***** for not being able to reciprecate his being so into me.
And it was weird how much he liked me. Not necessarily bad, but definitely unusual.
Oh, one other. I was talking to this guy I know and he asked me if I thought it was ok to masturbate while you're on the phone with someone if they don't know about it.
He once also asked me: "Is it okay to be jerking off under the table while you're on a date with a girl and she's telling you about her wild sexual exploits?"
To which I replied: "I guess, just don't cum on her shoes, girls pay good money for those."
He once also asked me: "Is it okay to be jerking off under the table while you're on a date with a girl and she's telling you about her wild sexual exploits?"
To which I replied: "I guess, just don't cum on her shoes, girls pay good money for those."
"Can I tear out your sexy eyes and make love to them?"
...Said my friends girlfriend inbetween projectile vomiting into the toilet.
...Said my friends girlfriend inbetween projectile vomiting into the toilet.
I'm the same way. hopeless bleeding heart romantic. and you sound like my friend Lindsay. She can't stand physical contact at all. From anyone.Erana said:
ounce in high school year 10 or something i dont know my and my friends went out of school u know as usual to shops were we could buy our usual lunches i remember buying a coke and a box of biscuits they were pretty good but more to the pointe i had them in my left hand with a biscuit in the right and we were about to cross the road and some random girl walks up next to me sholdering my friend out the way and loops her arm through the crook of mine i was kinda confused for a sec as we started walking i had a mouth full of buscuit so i couldnt say anything to her with out spewing it on her by the time i swallowed she walked of i was like is that it i felt used lol only jokeing never saw her again pitty tho
I pray to God that these are South Park references... Back on topic. A random girl in my school yelled, "Happy Hug Day!" and hugged me. The problem was that she had a mohawk...*shudder* One of those WTF moments.Reaperman Wompa said:
Damn, you too?Erana said:
This one girl told me that I looked like Akira Fudo from Devilman.
I think she was insane but I can see the resemblance.
Damn, I do look like him.
Ya know what, I'm switching my avatar to a picture of Akira Fudo right now!