What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Bulletinmybrain]

You can fix everything, you just can't.


Stupidity and idiocy stays forever, and women liking jerks strong dominant guys stays too.

You can just wave a help stick at someone and think that it would help them, some people people cope in their own ways.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

I was in my Uni accomodations hallway talking to my friends (both male) about our sex lives when this took place:
1) So is sex better when you're more turned on or she is?
2) Oh her- because when she's turned on and on top she 'drips all over me'.

... ... I can now slosh any liquid at friend number 1 and cause nausea.

Vaginal discharge is not a cnversation enhancer.

they need help lol...

 

[mattttherman3]

Well this was not to me because I have never had a girlfriend, but my buddy got dumped by a girl and she said:"I don't want to be with you because I realize that you would make our babies ugly!"

 

[bmf185]

This is a weird thing that happened just now with no speech whatsoever.

I was pissing at a urinal alone in the bathroom and a guy came in and ran into a stall. I heard some fiddling and then a splashy noise and a flush (definitely not pooing noises). He then hacked a huuuuge loogie into the garbage, took about eight feet of paper towel, and ran out.

I am very confused. Drug addicts usually don't frequent university buildings...

 

[Evilbunny]

Well this was not to me because I have never had a girlfriend, but my buddy got dumped by a girl and she said:"I don't want to be with you because I realize that you would make our babies ugly!"

I have actually heard a girl say something like that before, but not to me. This pasty girl was breaking up with this pasty guy and she was all "I can't date you because I'm pasty and you're pasty so if we get together we'll have pasty babies!"

Yeah, pasty babies. You might as well just shoot them.

 

[Evilbunny]

It's not actually that bizarre a facet of the human psyche. According to wikipedia, more women have rape fantasies than men (one in ten men, as opposed to fully half of women, if I remember rightly). A lot of it comes from hormonal reactions to confident, dominant men, and some of it from the primitive desperations and needs to reproduce of our prehistoric ancestors. Even primates have been known to force themselves upon each other. I'm not saying that such acts are acceptable, just understandable that they could be fantasies.

Again, they're not "fantasies" in the typical sense. Women with this particular "fantasy" have undergone severe trauma and abuse in childhood, and they have been conditioned into believing that this is normal behavior. It's a sub-conscious self defense mechanism that the human brain uses to cope. Therapy and counseling is the only way we have to date of effectively helping people to deal with this.

Woah, back up. Are you telling me that approximately 50% of women were abused and need counseling? I find this hard to believe. What are your credentials for saying this? What psychological journals are you quoting? If this is true I am ready to have my fucking mind blown.

Edit: why I couldn't just put this all into one post I will never know. Let's just call me stupid and move on.

 

[sidhe3141]

"If I didn't have a boyfriend I'd go out with you."
I was sitting on a ledge playing a pennywhistle (don't ask) and she just said that. And to this day I still think it was part of some kind of conspiracy on the part of my then-ex.

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Weird/irrating thing that happened to me was when I was nine and went to one of those dollar stores with my mom (I forget what she wanted there) and lingered like a deviant little bastard around the candy aisle and some woman came up to me asking something in French; keep in mind I lived (and still do) in Quebec at the time. I said I had no idea what she was saying, so she proceeded to semi yell at me and saying I should not live in Quebec if I could not speak French... all in perfectly clear English I might add.

 

[Ionami]

It's not actually that bizarre a facet of the human psyche. According to wikipedia, more women have rape fantasies than men (one in ten men, as opposed to fully half of women, if I remember rightly). A lot of it comes from hormonal reactions to confident, dominant men, and some of it from the primitive desperations and needs to reproduce of our prehistoric ancestors. Even primates have been known to force themselves upon each other. I'm not saying that such acts are acceptable, just understandable that they could be fantasies.

Again, they're not "fantasies" in the typical sense. Women with this particular "fantasy" have undergone severe trauma and abuse in childhood, and they have been conditioned into believing that this is normal behavior. It's a sub-conscious self defense mechanism that the human brain uses to cope. Therapy and counseling is the only way we have to date of effectively helping people to deal with this.

Woah, back up. Are you telling me that approximately 50% of women were abused and need counseling? I find this hard to believe. What are your credentials for saying this? What psychological journals are you quoting? If this is true I am ready to have my fucking mind blown.

Edit: why I couldn't just put this all into one post I will never know. Let's just call me stupid and move on.

I never said 50%. I don't know where you got that percentage from, but it wasn't me. And it's no mystery that when people display certain behaviors, it can almost always be traced back to an event that caused a significant reaction in that individual. If you seem to be meeting a lot of girls who behave that way, then I am lead to believe it is because you give off a sense of being dangerous, or abusive, and these girls are attracted to you because you recreate the trauma they went through, which has now become a source of arousal to them. (Because of the self defense mechanism I talked about in my other post.) This does not mean you yourself are raping them or in fact doing anything wrong, per say, but they need to meet with a counselor or therapist, because this behavior will ultimately damage them further in the long run.

And you should probably not try to encourage this behavior in them.

 

[BLOONINJA 503]

I once stayed after school to take a test I missed... the only hot teacher in our school then proceeded to look only at me for the hour and a half...

When I thanked her and walked toward the door she said,"Next time,bring a condom"

WTF!!!!!!!!!

 

[joystickjunki3]

"If I were to grab a certain part of your body, when would you start to cry?"
I still can't think of a reply for that.

How about: "When you let go."

But seriously, I can't think of anything that severely weird that someone has said to me. Mostly because I can generally match or exceed whatever is thrown at me.

 

[dallan262]

i got a text from a mate which said

"have you ever thought that those lips your mum kisses you with has probably sucked off your dad"

my ex girlfriend loved tentacle porn which kinda weirded me out but turned me on at the same time lol

and a drunk guy walked up to me my big brother and cuz and said the following:

hey hey i know you i know you (pointing at my bro) your going to be a great leader and you (pointing at me) you will help him achieve his potential and you (pointing at my cuz) i just plain dont like you then walked off.

 

[Evilbunny]

I never said 50%. I don't know where you got that percentage from, but it wasn't me. And it's no mystery that when people display certain behaviors, it can almost always be traced back to an event that caused a significant reaction in that individual. If you seem to be meeting a lot of girls who behave that way, then I am lead to believe it is because you give off a sense of being dangerous, or abusive, and these girls are attracted to you because you recreate the trauma they went through, which has now become a source of arousal to them. (Because of the self defense mechanism I talked about in my other post.) This does not mean you yourself are raping them or in fact doing anything wrong, per say, but they need to meet with a counselor or therapist, because this behavior will ultimately damage them further in the long run.

And you should probably not try to encourage this behavior in them.

I got the 50% from this guy.

It's not actually that bizarre a facet of the human psyche. According to wikipedia, more women have rape fantasies than men (one in ten men, as opposed to fully half of women, if I remember rightly). A lot of it comes from hormonal reactions to confident, dominant men, and some of it from the primitive desperations and needs to reproduce of our prehistoric ancestors. Even primates have been known to force themselves upon each other. I'm not saying that such acts are acceptable, just understandable that they could be fantasies.

Which was confirmed by this article. [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2372/is_1_45/ai_n24383385/pg_4]

Also, your assertion about my giving off the vibe of being dangerous or abusive is incorrect. I am an extremely kind and even tempered man. I am very slow to anger and I do volunteer work every weekend. I give my girlfriend gifts randomly and I am very nice to her. So either the person that abused her was very sweet to her or she has this fetish for other reasons. Also, you've yet to answer my question about what credentials you have or where you are getting all this from. Please give me something to back up what you're saying because it sounds like hogwash to me.

 

[Archemetis]

"Giving head isn't worth it unless you deep throat it!"

This was a girl who i'd liked for two years before hand, drunk at a party.

Needless to say it caught a lot of male attention...

 

[Gxas]

Maybe its just me, but I like to ask my female friends what they would do if they grew up and found out that I was their gynecologist. The look on their faces as the thought and image goes through their heads are simply hilarious.

 

[Zersy]

are your balls under your dick ?

( i ansewered this to her by saying "is you pussy between your legs" it took her 7 seconds to realise)

 

[Archemetis]

are your balls under your dick ?

( i ansewered this to her by saying "is you pussy between your legs" it took her 7 seconds to realise)

I just scard my parents with the amount of lauhging i just did!

 

[Ionami]

I never said 50%. I don't know where you got that percentage from, but it wasn't me. And it's no mystery that when people display certain behaviors, it can almost always be traced back to an event that caused a significant reaction in that individual. If you seem to be meeting a lot of girls who behave that way, then I am lead to believe it is because you give off a sense of being dangerous, or abusive, and these girls are attracted to you because you recreate the trauma they went through, which has now become a source of arousal to them. (Because of the self defense mechanism I talked about in my other post.) This does not mean you yourself are raping them or in fact doing anything wrong, per say, but they need to meet with a counselor or therapist, because this behavior will ultimately damage them further in the long run.

And you should probably not try to encourage this behavior in them.

I got the 50% from this guy.

It's not actually that bizarre a facet of the human psyche. According to wikipedia, more women have rape fantasies than men (one in ten men, as opposed to fully half of women, if I remember rightly). A lot of it comes from hormonal reactions to confident, dominant men, and some of it from the primitive desperations and needs to reproduce of our prehistoric ancestors. Even primates have been known to force themselves upon each other. I'm not saying that such acts are acceptable, just understandable that they could be fantasies.

Which was confirmed by this article. [http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2372/is_1_45/ai_n24383385/pg_4]

Also, your assertion about my giving off the vibe of being dangerous or abusive is incorrect. I am an extremely kind and even tempered man. I am very slow to anger and I do volunteer work every weekend. I give my girlfriend gifts randomly and I am very nice to her. So either the person that abused her was very sweet to her or she has this fetish for other reasons. Also, you've yet to answer my question about what credentials you have or where you are getting all this from. Please give me something to back up what you're saying because it sounds like hogwash to me.

Again, it's not a fetish. In fact, girls usually don't have fetishes. (Some do, but for the most part, fetishes are a guy thing. And we don't fully understand what causes fetishes yet. However, we do know what causes certain specific behaviors in people.)

And as for my source, my mother works as a counselor for a sexual abuse clinic for women.

And as for you, all I can say is this: Unless your girlfriend has received help for whatever trauma she suffered, she will recreate instances of that trauma in her relationships until she does recieve help.

The fact that you enable this behavior in her, creates the illusion of you being dangerous or abusive. By pretending to "rape" her or choke her, you are reenacting that trauma with her.

 

[Psypherus]

I was sitting in a park in Toronto with my brother when a crackwhore came up to me and kept trying to stick her hands in my pockets saying that I took her "stem". NO clue who she was or what the fuck she was talking about