What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[I III II X4]

My female friend told me:

If you were a girl I'd be a lesbian for you.

Woo?

Girl: you are perfect for me, and I want to be with you. but I wont

Me:

Ouch...and on that note, is your avatar of the two characters from Hot Fuzz?

 

[Vortex Traveller]

The only thing that comes to mind was a girl who I had liked for years and when I finally got the courage tell her how I felt about her she responded with the words "you do know I'm not a virgin?" Just seems a bit of a odd thing to bring up when someone tells you they like you.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Well I've got two new ones.

Spoiler: Yea this one is a little explicit so the easily offended might not want to read.

"You know those dolls where they wee and cry, well when I was 14 me and my friend put some milk in it to see if it looked like it was cuming, but when it cried it just looked wrong..."

"Well my plan is to dress up as a wolf, go hunting in the forest for pixies and when we find them steal their pixie dust. We'll then go to Arabia and find a camel to sprinkle it on so then it can fly. Then once we've done that we can use the camel to fly to Neverland."

Both the same girl and she wasn't even high or drunk when she said these things. Crazy, crazy girl...

After reading the second of those, I was laughing for 5 minutes...

 

[Evilbunny]

Again, it's not a fetish. In fact, girls usually don't have fetishes. (Some do, but for the most part, fetishes are a guy thing. And we don't fully understand what causes fetishes yet. However, we do know what causes certain specific behaviors in people.)

And as for my source, my mother works as a counselor for a sexual abuse clinic for women.

And as for you, all I can say is this: Unless your girlfriend has received help for whatever trauma she suffered, she will recreate instances of that trauma in her relationships until she does recieve help.

The fact that you enable this behavior in her, creates the illusion of you being dangerous or abusive. By pretending to "rape" her or choke her, you are reenacting that trauma with her.

Ok, I'm going to ask you up front. Are you a troll? Because I don't believe somebody can actually be this misinformed.

 

[Zersy]

are your balls under your dick ?

( i ansewered this to her by saying "is you pussy between your legs" it took her 7 seconds to realise)

I just scard my parents with the amount of lauhging i just did!

that must have been alot of laughing for you to scare your parents

 

[Ionami]

Again, it's not a fetish. In fact, girls usually don't have fetishes. (Some do, but for the most part, fetishes are a guy thing. And we don't fully understand what causes fetishes yet. However, we do know what causes certain specific behaviors in people.)

And as for my source, my mother works as a counselor for a sexual abuse clinic for women.

And as for you, all I can say is this: Unless your girlfriend has received help for whatever trauma she suffered, she will recreate instances of that trauma in her relationships until she does recieve help.

The fact that you enable this behavior in her, creates the illusion of you being dangerous or abusive. By pretending to "rape" her or choke her, you are reenacting that trauma with her.

Ok, I'm going to ask you up front. Are you a troll? Because I don't believe somebody can actually be this misinformed.

I'm not a troll. And you asked me for my source of information and I've given it to you.

And exactly how do you think I'm misinformed? You have no evidence to prove that I'm wrong.

How about you create a valid counterpoint to mine instead of just naively ignoring me?

Besides, what am I doing? I'm trying to give you and your girlfriend helpful advice. Doesn't really seem like troll behavior to me.

 

[Evilbunny]

I'm not a troll. And you asked me for my source of information and I've given it to you.

And exactly how do you think I'm misinformed? You have no evidence to prove that I'm wrong.

How about you create a valid counterpoint to mine instead of just naively ignoring me?

Besides, what am I doing? I'm trying to give you and your girlfriend helpful advice. Doesn't really seem like troll behavior to me.

You're right, I'm sorry. It's just I can't believe I'm even arguing this and I was having a pretty bad day when I wrote that. I shouldn't have snapped at you. I apologize. Anyway, let's start with this part of your post.

Again, it's not a fetish. In fact, girls usually don't have fetishes. (Some do, but for the most part, fetishes are a guy thing. And we don't fully understand what causes fetishes yet. However, we do know what causes certain specific behaviors in people.)

Hang on, I think we're getting confused between fetishes and fantasies. I know for a FACT that women have fantasies. I've acted many of them out with several different women. Sailors, army men, rock stars, the list goes on. I'm pretty sure almost all human beings have fantasies so we can probably agree on that. Maybe I used the word fetish incorrectly there. I'm sorry if I did.

And as for you, all I can say is this: Unless your girlfriend has received help for whatever trauma she suffered, she will recreate instances of that trauma in her relationships until she does recieve help.

The fact that you enable this behavior in her, creates the illusion of you being dangerous or abusive. By pretending to "rape" her or choke her, you are reenacting that trauma with her.

Ok, so you ARE saying that about half of women on the planet have experienced trauma in their life and need therapy. I don't believe that. Is it possible that trying to recreate trauma is only one of the many reasons a woman can have this fantasy? I've met a girl that has Father-daughter fantasies (I never dated her so I didn't play those out. Not that I would. Even I have limits). Her father is wheelchair bound and would not be able to molest her even if he wanted to. So it was definitely nothing in her past, so that can't be it. I think people can just be weird and have odd fantasies.

 

[Ionami]

Ok, so you ARE saying that about half of women on the planet have experienced trauma in their life and need therapy. I don't believe that. Is it possible that trying to recreate trauma is only one of the many reasons a woman can have this fantasy? I've met a girl that has Father-daughter fantasies (I never dated her so I didn't play those out. Not that I would. Even I have limits). Her father is wheelchair bound and would not be able to molest her if he wanted to. So it was definitely nothing in her past. I think people can just be weird.

Of course you think that.

And again with this "half the women on the planet" BS you keep talking about. I never said that. AT ALL.

As for the father daughter thing, I never said it was necessarily that. I've heard stories of girls who were sexually abused by female babysitters for chrissakes...

You are basing your assumptions of off your own personal experiences with girls or girlfriends, where as I am basing my information off of actual cases. Go to a sexual abuse clinic. Ask them. I guarantee you'll learn a lot.

 

[Ex_ery]

A good buddy asked me:

"If you had to choose, would you rather: Watch porn with your parents? or Watch porn starring your parents?"

 

[Joselyn]

A guy once told me: "Les mains vraiment me donnent grand plaisir!", which means "Your hands really turnme on!"..I didn't know what to think, but I guessed it must have been
some sort of innuendo...or something....

 

[kiwisushi]

"Can I help you ladies" - has happened a few times to me in a few shops (I am a guy with longish hair)

 

[Davey Woo]

Monday "I love you."
Tuesday "I met this boy and we are dating now."

I got that, girl spent the entire summer after me and I didn't know whether I liked her or not, and when I'd finally made my decision she pulled that one on me =S

 

[captainwolfos]

Me: Are you talking about boobs?
Friend: Why yes, why, are you interested?
Me: ...Maybe?
Friend: Good. 'Cause I think we'll need a wheelbarrow.
Me: Wait... what?
Friend: That one's got double Z boobs -points to TV- Push her out of a window and she's bounce back up!
Dad: Well, I've got minus double Z boobs.
Me: What, do they grow inwards?!

I've no idea where that conversation came from, but there we go XD

 

[DolphinWacker64]

"I like you"
It was very strange for me to here since I'm normally hated by society and I know That I will never find love, Die alone, And Die a virgin.

Now that I think about it, I've never even heard a girl say that to me. Maybe I was dreaming and thought I was accepted in normal life...

*sigh* back to reality *cuts wrist*

 

[Nomad]

I can't think of anything anyone said to me, off the top of my head. My girlfriend, however, has a sister that's transsexual (so it's a brother now). When that sister told one of her male friends she was getting a sex-change, his reply was apparently "I have wanted to see you naked in my bed for a long time."

[Quoting his posts in general]

Huh? Are you actually trying to say that women don't have sexual fantasies unless they've been traumatized in relation to them?

... Wow. I can't believe no woman in this thread has snapped at you yet. Sexual fantasies are based on personal preference and what ideas you find exciting. Women with rape fantasies probably wouldn't find actual rape exciting, but they can still get aroused the *idea* of rape, particularly if they haven't experienced how sucky it can be themselves. By your logic, everyone who has an excrement fetish has sometime been shat on, and everyone who likes to have sex with people who still have their socks on have been attacked by a pack of rabid socks while on a forest excursion.

Undoubtedly, what you say is the reason is true for *some* women. But most certainly not all, or even close to all of them. You say the source of your information is a contact at a sexual abuse clinic. Well, of course the women with that fantasy that hang out at a sexual abuse clinic have been sexually abused! The women who haven't would have no reason to go there and talk about their fantasies! Your statistics are skewed by the simple fact that the non-abused women aren't part of the studies.

Also, the "50%" figure comes from a previous post, stating that according to surveys about 50% of all women have this fantasy.

 

[EchetusXe]

A girl told me "you have soul".

Nobody really says anything weird to me, but last night a girl licked my forehead.

 

[Ionami]

I can't think of anything anyone said to me, off the top of my head. My girlfriend, however, has a sister that's transsexual (so it's a brother now). When that sister told one of her male friends she was getting a sex-change, his reply was apparently "I have wanted to see you naked in my bed for a long time."

[Quoting his posts in general]

Huh? Are you actually trying to say that women don't have sexual fantasies unless they've been traumatized in relation to them?

... Wow. I can't believe no woman in this thread has snapped at you yet. Sexual fantasies are based on personal preference and what ideas you find exciting. Women with rape fantasies probably wouldn't find actual rape exciting, but they can still get aroused the *idea* of rape, particularly if they haven't experienced how sucky it can be themselves. By your logic, everyone who has an excrement fetish has sometime been shat on, and everyone who likes to have sex with people who still have their socks on have been attacked by a pack of rabid socks while on a forest excursion.

Undoubtedly, what you say is the reason is true for *some* women. But most certainly not all, or even close to all of them. You say the source of your information is a contact at a sexual abuse clinic. Well, of course the women with that fantasy that hang out at a sexual abuse clinic have been sexually abused! The women who haven't would have no reason to go there and talk about their fantasies! Your statistics are skewed by the simple fact that the non-abused women aren't part of the studies.

Also, the "50%" figure comes from a previous post, stating that according to surveys about 50% of all women have this fantasy.

Uh huh. The 50% was NOT one of my statements though.

And it's not just from this one clinic. I listen to a radio show that talks about this kind of stuff. I've been learning about addiction, and addictive behavior and how abuse ties in with this. I learn this from being a volunteer at clinics and hospitals, and from having relatives in similar fields. For you two who seem to have a hard time grasping this, do some research.

I'm not quite sure why you're both so vehemently against this idea... do you both honestly believe that I sit here making things like this up? Where is your proof of claims? Both of you simply state that "Ionami you must be wrong, because what you're saying is ridiculous! And also, telling me that abused women are abused is redundant! How dare you!?"

Both of you can believe whatever you want. I didn't expect what I said to change either of you, I simply hoped that perhaps someone might read this and hopefully learn something about themselves or perhaps someone in their life. To help them understand it better. Whether you two believe or not is irrelevant. It doesn't change the fact that there are people out there, NOT JUST WOMEN, who are suffering, and continue to suffer because of things like this.

Of all the things humans have made claims about... I hardly think this is the most unbelievable. And if you honestly do some research on it, I'm betting you'll find information about this.

EDIT:

Would you both agree that we are shaped by what is around us? (Experiences, family, friends, etc.) If it's not that, then what is it?

And finally, I stress this point again... This is the SAME for both men AND women. The only reason I was talking about women in particular is because that's what the OP I quoted was talking about.

 

[Taerdin]

I was in Amsterdam for a weekend, from UK, and this girl (18ish) walked up to me and just said "hug?" I was like ok gave her a hug and walked off. That was a fairly random moment. I often get randomly hugged.

Tell me your secrets! I MUST KNOW!

I'll do anything! Paint your house? Wash your car? The Chris Slack technique [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/the-escapist-presents/226-The-Escapist-Film-Festival]? ANYTHING :O

 

[Ranooth]

I was in Amsterdam for a weekend, from UK, and this girl (18ish) walked up to me and just said "hug?" I was like ok gave her a hug and walked off. That was a fairly random moment. I often get randomly hugged.

Tell me your secrets! I MUST KNOW!

I'll do anything! Paint your house? Wash your car? The Chris Slack technique? ANYTHING :O

Hugs come naturally, patience young grasshopper.