What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?
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Hahahaha, yeah. Girls say that guys are idiots, but they can be just as bad. I've been there too man, and then they get mad when you turn it around on them. Like... wtf?SeniorDingDong said:
I've heard a couple of just out of the blue weird and funny things, but I've got an open sense of humor and just throw it back at people. The only thing that sticks to me is when people call me a big teddy bear or something along the likes. It's like.... no. Fuck you no. I'm 6'4", wear black all the time (or at least dark colors), damn near always have a hoodie on, have a shaved head.... I don't look cuddly or lovable. I look like a mugger, bouncer, just all around scary person. People need glasses...
Oh, and there's one girl who told me she thought Venom was hot. Not Eddie Brock. Venom.
Me: (on MSN, with my display pic as an awesome picture of Venom I had found)
Her: Oh, that's an awesome picture. I love Venom.
Me: Yeah, he's the shit.
Her: He's hot. Especially the tongue.
Me: Now you think Venom's hot? You've got the worst taste in guys.
Her: No, I'd rape him.
Me: ........ I need a symbiot.
Like I said, it's all a joke. But I never expected to hear anyone talk about Venom like that. :S
My girlfriend one asked me if I would mind if she used my wireless xbox 360 controller as a vibrator I was like "Sure honey..."
Once a completely random girl i've never seen before walked up to me and offered to be my girlfriend. I was like WTF slow down i don't even know who the hell you are. She was cute but obviously unstable psychologically so i passed. It was especially awkward because i looked shitty and depressed at the time... no female would have come close to me. Maybe i shouldn't have passed on her after all. Hmm.
Comming out a bar one night there was a group of stuck up whores that wouldn't talk to me and my buddies that night waiting for thier friend to pull up. So I whipped out my dick and started peeing on the feet of one of them as thier friend pulled up and shouted for them to come on. She just stood there and said: "I can't he's peeing on me" that's it nothing else and not even her friends said anything at all.
This was with two friends of mine. A guy and girl. This was LITERALLY the first thing he ever said to her
They were standing around the table we sat at before school start and they were next to eachother, back to back. Then my guy friend walked away, walked back like 2 minutes later, looked her straight in the eye and said "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ROBOT!".... they started dating two months later.
They were standing around the table we sat at before school start and they were next to eachother, back to back. Then my guy friend walked away, walked back like 2 minutes later, looked her straight in the eye and said "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ROBOT!".... they started dating two months later.
What the hell?!kdragon1010 said:
Anyways this is more something I said. Whenever I go to a bar, the girls always play with my hair. I ALWAYS have at least one girl in my hair. So one night I was with my buddies drinking and of course there's a girl fiddling with my hair. I turn to look towards her and say "You know the carpet matches the drapes." and I wink. She immediately takes her hand out of my hair and I laughed pretty loud. Anyways my friends asked me what the hell I was laughing at (it's a loud bar) and I tell 'em. Needless to say it's been a running gag whenever I have some female in my hair.
"I love you"... the next month it was about how pathetic and worthless I was, a very weird sentiment indeed.
No, you say ladies after the creepy statement.Reaperman Wompa said:
IE: Anyone want to see my new van?...ladies...
EDIT: totally misinterpreted the statement.
lol one time a guy said to my friend
"hey man, would you rather have bees in your ass or cement"
my friend goes "what :S:S:S"
he goes "hey man, im just trying to get ta know ya better"
lol, as for a girl saying to me, probably i love you.......
"hey man, would you rather have bees in your ass or cement"
my friend goes "what :S:S:S"
he goes "hey man, im just trying to get ta know ya better"
lol, as for a girl saying to me, probably i love you.......
sirsolo said:
She could have been sarcastic. This is also a reason why I always sign in offline to msn.
In biology: female friend "if you were a girl and I were a guy I would totally date you" (she'd just drawn a picture of what I'd look like as a woman)
Also, was on a residential with 3 mates, 2 girls and another guy. For some reason they both ended up in his bed (lucky sod) and I just heard one of them (who happened to be my ex) (come to think of it, they both were) say "what's this hard pointy thing digging into my back?" and then didn't realize until I laughed so hard I fell out of bed.
They didn't appreciate it, I was only in my undies...
Also, was on a residential with 3 mates, 2 girls and another guy. For some reason they both ended up in his bed (lucky sod) and I just heard one of them (who happened to be my ex) (come to think of it, they both were) say "what's this hard pointy thing digging into my back?" and then didn't realize until I laughed so hard I fell out of bed.
They didn't appreciate it, I was only in my undies...
