What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?
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...xitel said:
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Bah... The weirdest thing that someone said to me recently was this pint-sized chav prick asking me if I had heard of Head & Shoulders. Shows how interesting things are in the countryside...
A girl at school told me (and everyone) that I was a nun (I'm a guy). Didn't think I'd hear anything stranger... until ANOTHER girl updated my status to "stripper nun" (don't ask the details, I'm not sure myself).
Some random homeless person in the subway Told me to " pick up that can"
But honestly though, some woman on the street told me I looked like Gonzo from the Muppets. She then proceeded to follow me singing muppet songs. It was definitely an awkward situation.
But honestly though, some woman on the street told me I looked like Gonzo from the Muppets. She then proceeded to follow me singing muppet songs. It was definitely an awkward situation.
You can get an achievement for throwing the can at them. Then they'll chase you around with a stun stick.white_salad said:
I was once asked out by a complete stranger in a Pizza Express where I was having a meal. With my family!
Lol, I probably would have burst out in laughter in his faceJRCB said:
Not much happens to me, but I found it downright creepy when a girl took a good look at me in gym class and bluntly complimented my behind... For 4 years I used to think she was straight...
A while back i used to have abolutely massive hair, like a sort of afro if you will- but with massive curls, such a great ice breaker, but it has gotten me some wierd remarks from strangers
1) A girl I have never met or have never met scine ran up to me and sat down next to me ( I was sittin on a wall for some reason ) all she said was "cool man" and started playing with one of my curls for like 5 minuets, I was dead confused and she just got up and yelled "bye!" as she ran off down the street giggle-ing.
2) I was at an Iron Maiden concert and Twickenham and this bloke ran up to me and screamed "HOLY SHIT DUDE! OUR KIDS WOULD HAVE THE MOST AWESOME HAIR! WANT A BEER?" then he ran off into the mosh pit.
Also another memorable one
"I'll give you 40 quid for your trainers, dude the laces look like acid tabs man" My then Geography teacher - complete ledgend
My other favorite was in morocco with school, my mate was ill with sun-stroke and on the way back to the hotel, walking through the market of Marrakech, he stoped and threw up on some strangers feet. The Morrocan calmly grabed my sholder and said "Well bub, I guess your lucky that its tuesday" then walked off. The thing that stuck me most was that he started dancing, and it was saturday
1) A girl I have never met or have never met scine ran up to me and sat down next to me ( I was sittin on a wall for some reason ) all she said was "cool man" and started playing with one of my curls for like 5 minuets, I was dead confused and she just got up and yelled "bye!" as she ran off down the street giggle-ing.
2) I was at an Iron Maiden concert and Twickenham and this bloke ran up to me and screamed "HOLY SHIT DUDE! OUR KIDS WOULD HAVE THE MOST AWESOME HAIR! WANT A BEER?" then he ran off into the mosh pit.
Also another memorable one
"I'll give you 40 quid for your trainers, dude the laces look like acid tabs man" My then Geography teacher - complete ledgend
My other favorite was in morocco with school, my mate was ill with sun-stroke and on the way back to the hotel, walking through the market of Marrakech, he stoped and threw up on some strangers feet. The Morrocan calmly grabed my sholder and said "Well bub, I guess your lucky that its tuesday" then walked off. The thing that stuck me most was that he started dancing, and it was saturday
