What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

Once, before my girlfriend became my girlfriend, she told me she was a hermaphrodite. She was kidding of course, but I was pretty put off. Also, on our first date, in a movie, she put a nickel in my pants (I had a hole in my jeans, and I had my feet up on the seat in front of me) and then when I pulled my hood down to ignore the movie I'd seen a hundred times she stuck a flashlight under my hood and nearly blinded me. She's also told me that my guitar is trying to seduce her. One of our inside jokes is "I DIDNT SAY STOP!". That one is a little NSFW.
So yeah. My girlfriend is pretty much the most random person ever. I have more examples but Im too lazy to post em.

 

[Billy_Pilgrim]

when I pulled my hood down to ignore the movie I'd seen a hundred times she stuck a flashlight under my hood and nearly blinded me.

Your girlfriend carries a flashlight around with her? How very practical.

 

[Avida]

[Talking about buying her birthday]

'Oh, buy me a hoody'
'Alright, any specifics?'
'... can you buy it in your size and wear it for a week first?'
'...'

Edit:

Also, "You know, on the phone you sound like a 25 year old man who's just had an orgasm"

Im not sure whats wierder about that one, that i sound like that or that she knew what that sounds like.. she was 16

 

[INF1NIT3 D00M]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

Ive had a girl tell me that my fingers almost made her orgasm. -_-
Jk, I get the job done. wow that sounds really really full of myself.
Im sorry.
I hereby apologize to the entire internet.
Um, I guess to stay on topic, Ive had a running joke with my friends that my phone (The verizon Juke) doubles as a dildo.
Also, one time we were teasing this guy and insinuating that he was gay, and for a while it was all fun, but then he told us he was bi. And then he just stared. It was the most awkward silence ever. My expression was something like 0_o

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Was standing outside a venue waiting for a concert to start,
and this random woman walked up to me and said,
"hey, i used to have that exact jacket!"
(i was wearing a blue velvet jacket which i do regularly)
i replied "yes it's very comfortable"
she said "thankyou"
and walked away.
ice addicts :S

 

[vamp rocks]

Middle of the Toronto Eaton Centre, collapsed on a couch on the upper floor with two friends. Randomly two girls walk by. Five seconds later one walks up to me and says 'hey, can I get a hug?' and I just kind of look at her and say 'guess so'. So I hug her, she says 'thanks' and leaves smiling. I was so throughly confused that I wasn't able to respond at all. I have no idea who she was, but I think I want to marry her.

did she take your wallet per chance?? lol

my dad's boss once had his wallet stolen because a group of attractive girls started coming on to him and took it while he wasnt paying attention..

 

[Raptoricus]

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

Haha same here, back when I was a chubby teenager, but alas I'm really skinny now.

 

[Ace of Spades]

A girl in a few of my classes started calling me Fire Crotch.

Oh hey and xitel, I get all kinds of compliments about my voice too. I think it has to do with how deep and manly it is. I get frikkin' sub-tones when I talk, it's so epic.

People tell me that I should be on the radio because of my voice, but I think you beat me in your voice's awesomeness.

 

[Stevato]

I was with my friend at college when some guy came upto her and said:
"You look like my cousin... she's well fit"

that was creepy for me, she was probably mortified

 

[Zetona]

Well im pretty sure this isnt quite in order with what this thread was meant to be about, but i was once asked by a homeless person "Why are you dressed like a penguin" at a bus station. Needless to say, i was not dressed as a penguin.

That's epic, the best I've had is some guy tell me that 'the guy on my shirt was a WARRIOR'(I was wearing a Che Guevara shirt)

Nothing better than random street encounters with eccentric yet threatening men.

I've had a guy missing two fingers on each hand and no legs, in a wheelchair, jokingly try to steal a beer case I was carrying. When I kept walking, he followed, laughing and saying 'I'm gonna getcha!' He was such a good sport I gave him two bucks.

LOL thats awesome,

Im pretty sure that this didnt really count as meeting him i guess but i was once punting with a load of mates in cambridge and this crazy guy walked up by the river shouting swear words etc, he then shouted at our boat "IM GOING TO KILL THE QUEEN" and then off he went shouting his obscenities.

Thinking about it, it was in Cambridge that the guy asked me if i was dressed like a penguin. Its fun to live with crazy people.

I was in Sao Paulo (Brazil) a few years back, and I saw a guy on the Avenida Paulista who was wearing sunglasses and waving a cane around, yelling "I'LL KILL YOU!" at no one in particular. People left him a wide berth on the sidewalk. Probably schizophrenic.

Strangely, I can't remember anyone actually saying anything totally ridiculous to me. Though this summer at camp a girl who I did not know came up to me and hugged me.

 

[Danny Ocean]

Oh hey and xitel, I get all kinds of compliments about my voice too. I think it has to do with how deep and manly it is. I get frikkin' sub-tones when I talk, it's so epic.

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

Apparently (Must be something to do with my skinniness), I vibrate when I talk. If I'm sitting in a chair and you put your hand on it while I'm talking, you'll feel it vibrating.
I've had some compliments.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

I've been told by a girl that I look like "That guy from Fall Out Boy." (referring to Pete Wentz)

Once I was asked out by a girl I didn't even know (she didn't know me either) after having a brief conversation for the first time in the high school cafeteria. I was single, and I didn't have any girl I was particularly interested in, so I thought to myself "Sure, why not?" The next day, (we didn't do/say anything else on the day of the aforementioned conversation) we were walking together in the halls when one of her friends asked "Is that your boyfriend?" She replied with "Yes! I love him!" I just played along until the relationship ended.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

I was 17 and I was friends with one of the boys on my street and when I met his 15 year old sister the first thing she said before introducing herself or anything was 'I have a boyfriend!' Which left me more than puzzled for hours at why she came out with that...

 

[Arachon]

Asked by many: "Can i touch your hair?"

Having an afro sure is interesting but does break the ice with ladies.

Yeah I get that one a lot too (I've got a 10" tall mohawk)

EDIT: Feh... Stupid Imperial length system... Confused me O,o

Being told by my boyfriend that I taste good. But not from kissing, just from bites. 8/

My ex told me that a couple of times after biting me in the neck... Then again, she was pretty ill in the head O,o

 

[I Am Pigeon]

I've had someone tell me that I remind them of Captain Jack Sparrow (is that a good thing?). Also once while i was on a school excursion someone, they didn't go to my school, just walked up to me and took my photo then left.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

I've had someone tell me that I remind them of Captain Jack Sparrow (is that a good thing?). Also once while i was on a school excursion someone, they didn't go to my school, just walked up to me and took my photo then left.

A) Looking like Jack Sparrow will get you laid, it's a good thing
B) I had a strange man come up to me and my friends and start talking to us, with me eventually left alone with him because my friends all ditched me and I was far away enough that he could grab me before I could get help. I was 11 at the time so it freaked me right out.

 

[covertmonkey]

a friend of mine(female friend) once told me that i made a great matress... she was lying on top of me in a room with my friend while we watched SAW 5 was pretty WTF

 

[Mr. Moose]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

Why? Dude, that's actually creepy to hear.

Dude.
It's not.
It's like, the BEST thing to hear.

You can make a girl orgasm BY TALKING!