What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Evilbunny]

I ordered an extra copy of my high school grad photo by mistake and the girl sitting beside me said "Can I have the extra one? All of my good photos go into the family room..." I gave it to her and I was confused the rest of the day.

Dude, she definitely has a shrine to you in her family room complete with strands of your hair and discarded toenail clippings.

 

[Berethond]

Spoiler: quotey in miniature

ok two things have happened to me first a asked me to give her a lappdance in the park and second a random walked up screamed I u and walked away crying my freshman year in highschool.

You missing words, bro.

thnks for tellin me my keyboard sucks and has problems with the letters H G I L R T E A

It appears you did just fine right there =]
It's cool, though. Right next to the post button, there's one that says 'Preview' by it, you can see how it will look on the page before you post.

Might be easier to spot them that way.

no I just gotta press them down extra hard same with the space bar.

Alright. And just as a side note, I'm having a love affair with a women named capitalization right now. (not to be mean)

 

[monalith]

had some chick i knew in tech crew call me scruffy seriously what the fuck man i even said that outloud.

 

[Adam Jenson]

I ordered an extra copy of my high school grad photo by mistake and the girl sitting beside me said "Can I have the extra one? All of my good photos go into the family room..." I gave it to her and I was confused the rest of the day.

Dude, she definitely has a shrine to you in her family room complete with strands of your hair and discarded toenail clippings.

She has a bust of your head made from the chewing gum you throw away.

 

[Hurray Forums]

"You would be an amazing partner for a lesbian that didn't actually want to have sex with girls". I can't tell if this is an insult, a compliment, or a bizarre way of saying I'm going to die alone.

 

[Berethond]

"You would be an amazing partner for a lesbian that didn't actually want to have sex with girls". I can't tell if this is an insult, a compliment, or a bizarre way of saying I'm going to die alone.

You're going to die alone, but loved.

That's what it means.
What does the giant white spot of your avatar mean?

 

[blarggles]

Was out at a bar, went to the toilet mate went with me and we are both stood at the urinal when some random guy next to me looks at me. Then looks down and then says "You're a big fella ain't ya?" And then continued to stare at me cock while I was peeing.

My mate then thought at this point, since he had finished. That it would be funny, to put his hands around my waist and basically start thrusting against me. All the while roaring with laughter.

I finished up quickly and then asked if we could move on to the next bar...immediately.

Was not a fun situation to be in. Although my mate laughing his head off while thrusting against me kind of set me off. So I was PMSL...literally.

 

[Ultrarandom]

Was funny as I was walking along in town and have some random run up to me, hug me and say "Can I Rape You?" I just replied "Ummmm. . . what's your name?"

 

[Tattaglia]

The weirdest thing a boy or a girl has ever said to me? Surely you jest. I only speak to neutral genders.

I remember I was having lunch in the park a few years back while my leg was broken. I had to use crutches but I put them behind the park bench I was lying on - sandwiches taste better on your back, you understand - so they were well hidden. Quite suddenly, this girl comes along and sits right on my broken leg and proceeds to tell me about what she had for breakfast. I think it was noodles or something, but I couldn't hear too well over the agonising pain and my pained screaming.

I passed out, and woke up in hospital with two fractures. I never saw that girl again.

 

[EeveeElectro]

"I have ten years on you, and your tits are bigger than mine."

...Thanks?

and "I have a folder of 'Emilee webcam pics' "
Sadly, I don't think he was joking...

 

[sanzo]

a girl once told me I looked like a Teddy Bear once.

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

Damn, I've had both of those happen to me before...

The first one by a girl who is about half my size, so I guess it kinda makes sence in that aspect... but then her one friend, who is male, also said it. Yeah, I was just a little creeped out

The second one happened while I was on Ventrilo, talking with some of my guild mates from Guild Wars. One of the female members had never heard me talk before, and that's about the reaction I got when she had. It might not have been exactly that, but it was something along the lines of "I could masturbate to your voice."

 

[BlueMage]

Back in highschool, there was a girl that seemed to have an abnormal fascination with my fingers. This was confirmed when, one day, I heard her mentioning "He's got such nice long fingers..." in a wistful tone.

It was both flattering and disturbing.

 

[Hey Joe]

"I'll totally give you a blowjob if you do my essay on post-feminism"

 

[darfvader]

can i borrow a condom. from a girl.

borrow k, lol. as in shed give it back

 

[Pseudonym2]

I met one young women was high on mushrooms and walked up to me and asked me for my life story. We became friends later after I got a mutual friend to clean her room out before the cops came.

 

[Ryuzix]

I've had male friends comment on my hair, and ask how I get it like it is. Being male, this kind of weirded me out.

Protip: I wash it.

Damn im currently in high school and get that like once a week, the same guy ruffles my hair and says "how do you get your hair so smooth?"
Note im in year 8 and i still have a lot of years ahead of me that i can hopefully live sane.
Also had a few girls come up to me and say "hey *name*" in a strange tone. Havent got that in 2 years since I go to a boys school and the sister school doesnt give a crap about us.

 

[stubbmann]

probably not what you mean by this, but what the hell: the entire conversation I had with a teacher about music.

A sign language teacher.

A DEAF sign language teacher.

(side note: my short-hand name in that class wound up being a quick headbang while throwing up the horns.)

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

Same here. deep baritone for the win.