What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

[Evilbunny]

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

"If I were to grab a certain part of your body, when would you start to cry?"
I still can't think of a reply for that.

 

[Jark212]

I'm going to wait till you get home, jump out of your closet and reap you while you sleep.

But I hear that from my friends all the time.

I'm a guy too...


Evilbunny- Your right man

 

[Break]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

Ahaha, I remember something like that. Kids have such strong emotions.

 

[akwardwhistle]

In class one day, this girl asked if the plural form for moose was meese. I had to do a double take because we were in spanish class and it was just so random.

 

[SmoothGlover]

Well im pretty sure this isnt quite in order with what this thread was meant to be about, but i was once asked by a homeless person "Why are you dressed like a penguin" at a bus station. Needless to say, i was not dressed as a penguin.

That's epic, the best I've had is some guy tell me that 'the guy on my shirt was a WARRIOR'(I was wearing a Che Guevara shirt)

Nothing better than random street encounters with eccentric yet threatening men.

I've had a guy missing two fingers on each hand and no legs, in a wheelchair, jokingly try to steal a beer case I was carrying. When I kept walking, he followed, laughing and saying 'I'm gonna getcha!' He was such a good sport I gave him two bucks.

LOL thats awesome,

Im pretty sure that this didnt really count as meeting him i guess but i was once punting with a load of mates in cambridge and this crazy guy walked up by the river shouting swear words etc, he then shouted at our boat "IM GOING TO KILL THE QUEEN" and then off he went shouting his obscenities.

Thinking about it, it was in Cambridge that the guy asked me if i was dressed like a penguin. Its fun to live with crazy people.

 

[Evilbunny]

Im pretty sure that this didnt really count as meeting him i guess but i was once punting with a load of mates in cambridge and this crazy guy walked up by the river shouting swear words etc, he then shouted at our boat "IM GOING TO KILL THE QUEEN" and then off he went shouting his obscenities.

Thinking about it, it was in Cambridge that the guy asked me if i was dressed like a penguin. Its fun to live with crazy people.

I wanna move to your neighborhood.

 

[theultimateend]

"I love you but I'm not in love with you."

or the better example

Monday "I love you."
Tuesday "I met this boy and we are dating now."

There is that odd disconnect I feel for ladies and love. Much like I feel people fail to recognize the possible disconnect between sex and love.

Yes you can in fact have sex with someone and not be in love with them.

ANYWHO there are my examples.

 

[xitel]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

 

[Adam Jenson]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

O.O

You are the luckiest man in the world

 

[Higurashi]

"I will love you forever."
I was in the seventh grade...

Lets just say I don't do dating anymore.

Hah.. I have been told the same thing. I did not consider it for this rather thin thread, but on reflection it might indeed be the weirdest thing someone has said to me, albeit the most wonderful at the same time, eh, on a different occasion.
Besides that, I am certain it could be something a certain dear friend has told me sometime. Perhaps.. that a friend of hers had an aardvark in her yard. She asked me if we had those in Sweden. "Uh..." was my response. (no, we most definitely do not)

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

What the.. I've gotten that too. More common is that my words do, however. Yeah, I remember this one time when I was texting with a wonderful girl... yeah, okay. 'Nuff there.

 

[Evilbunny]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

 

[wewontdie11]

My ex once said, completely out of the blue "I wish I had a penis sometimes, then I could write my name in the snow."

Err...what?!

 

[xitel]

I had a random girl once tell me my voice almost made her orgasm...

I hate you.

Why? Dude, that's actually creepy to hear.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I was hanging out with my friends and my mom came into the room. Now I don't know what she actually said but it was misinterpreted and my friends all exploded into laughter.

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

What kind of sick twisted world is this?

 

[minarri]

Some guy I'd met a few days prior: "Why don't you smile more?"

A classmate in high school: "Your eyes are really pretty, they're a lot like your mom's."

 

[Higurashi]

Why? Dude, that's actually creepy to hear.

I thought it was awesome. Proceeded to complete that almost. Hrm, never mind.

"When we make love, I want you to pretend you're raping me, and choke me while you're doing it."

It was that day I found out that many women have a rape fetish. This disgusted me because rape is up there with murder and slave trading in my list of unforgivable crimes and the fact that women apparently secretly want it turned my fucking world upside down.

Yeah... some like to be really submissive. Really on the receiving end. I do not mind fantasies; I wish to uphold open-mindedness... but I agree. Rape is the worst thing in this world to me.

 

[linchowlewy]

Another guy once said that i looked like brad pitt while i was washing my hands in the bathroom. let me re-iterate, another guy!

 

[Neesa]

A girl in the 6th grade (I was in 8th at the time) walks up to me and hugs me and says "You make a wonderful pillow."

She was chest high to me.