What is the WORST enemy name in gaming?

[DSD12]

i thought of this when i was replaying resident evil 2 when you first encountered the licker it sounded so stupid when i first played RE2 but anyway what do you think is the worst enemy name?

 

[The Night Shade]

Bats and Medusa Heads

 

[Ramrunner7]

Final Fantasy 12 had an enemy called a "Brianpan"- a giant sentient satanic teapot

Good job Square Enix

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

There was a space RTS once that had an enemy who was called "the kalk" (pronounced "the cock").

I have no idea what the game was called, all I remember was how stupid the enemy name was (this was made fun of quite a bit in reviews for the game).

 

[Beelzebozo]

Final Fantasy IV and VII - Zuu
A bizarre giant black crow i dont know.
I would have preferred that they had called it Zuul...
Zuul... Zuul... ZUUL MOTHERF@CKER ZUUL!!!

 

[SageRuffin]

Tank.

You know I'm right.

 

[TerranReaper]

There was a space RTS once that had an enemy who was called "the kalk" (pronounced "the cock").

I have no idea what the game was called, all I remember was how stupid the enemy name was (this was made fun of quite a bit in reviews for the game).

X3: Reunion. Amazing that anyone that did the voice acting in that game can say it with a straight face.

 

[MaxP779]

Slag

http://stupidgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/streets_of_rage_2-2.jpg

 

[Hister]

I'd say the worst name I've seen was in the Last Remenant, one of your chars had a weapon called the Gae Bolg (pronounced Gay Bolg). Really Square Enix?? You guys need to work on your translations.

Edit: oops not an enemy's name but still pretty horrid to say the least.

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

There was a space RTS once that had an enemy who was called "the kalk" (pronounced "the cock").

I have no idea what the game was called, all I remember was how stupid the enemy name was (this was made fun of quite a bit in reviews for the game).

X3: Reunion. Amazing that anyone that did the voice acting in that game can say it with a straight face.

Yup, that's the one. Thanks.

 

[Cogwheel]

Well, in Dwarf Fortress, I was once attacked by goblins, lead by a spear-wielding captain. His name?

Estrur Talkjackals the God-Forsaken Eater of Twilight, courtesy of the random name generator.

Maybe that's the best name, I dunno.

I'd say the worst name I've seen was in the Last Remenant, one of your chars had a weapon called the Gae Bolg (pronounced Gay Bolg). Really Square Enix?? You guys need to work on your translations.

Edit: oops not an enemy's name but still pretty horrid to say the least.

Mistranslation of a similarly-named weapon, I believe, from either Celtic or Norse mythology. Memory's failing me.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

I'm the first one to say it? I'm shocked.

Do you know what these flying skulls with bat wings are called?

They are known as "Bubbles."

[HEADING=2]Bubbles.[/HEADING]

 

[Julianking93]

I'm the first one to say it? I'm shocked.

Do you know what these flying skulls with bat wings are called?

[HEADING=2]Bubbles.[/HEADING]

How the hell did you manage to ninja me to that!!??

Well, yeah, he's right. Bubbles is the worst ever.

 

[Brad Shepard]

I'm the first one to say it? I'm shocked.

Do you know what these flying skulls with bat wings are called?

[HEADING=2]Bubbles.[/HEADING]

I SEE NO BUBBLES!

 

[Lord Beautiful]

I'm the first one to say it? I'm shocked.

Do you know what these flying skulls with bat wings are called?

[HEADING=2]Bubbles.[/HEADING]

I SEE NO BUBBLES!

Look closer.

I was going to say Like Like, but obviously I've been outderped.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

I'd say the worst name I've seen was in the Last Remenant, one of your chars had a weapon called the Gae Bolg (pronounced Gay Bolg). Really Square Enix?? You guys need to work on your translations.

Edit: oops not an enemy's name but still pretty horrid to say the least.

Indeed, for as much as Japanese mediums seem to love referencing mythology that has nothing to do with themselves, they get a lot wrong. Apparently it's pronounced "ga bool'ga".

 

[Carlston]

Double dragon.

A-Bobo

 

[nokori3byo]

The big bad in Space Harrier was called Wi Wi Jumbo, IIRC. Even as a kid, I found that odd.

 

[Zaik]

Dust Man.

Least threatening boss name ever.