What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[ace_of_something]

I work with a lot of criminals and accused criminals;

Extraordinary Smith
Latrina (she wisely went by Trina)
MourningStar (female)
Piece (male)
Tornedo (male. He pronounced it Tornado)
DeDanyal (He went by Dan)
Michael (female)

Adolph Kaamil; this guy was Black and Islamic which made it all the odder to me, he also hated being called Adolph and insisted on being called A.K.

Now this brings me to Antoine; Antoine is a perfectly acceptable name but for some reason mothers seem to insist on spelling it or pronouncing it weirdly;

Antwain <- Southern twang implied but not included!
Ant?jaun <- Apostrophes indicate English on the first syllable; Spanish on the second.
Auntwayne <- Free Gender confusion with every purchase!
Ontwone <- Star Wars Variant
Ahntwun <- Yeah that?s fair to yell at someone for calling you Ontune accidentally.
Antwwone <- the extra w stands for ?tWo w?s?
An'to'waun <-- Extra Syllable comes free! 33% more value!
And my personal favorite
Aintone <- When spoken in proper English his name is ?Isn?t One.?


note: I had to try to post this like 5 times before it would.

 

[stormcaller]

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Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined

That's a name that he picked himself...



and there was also a girl called : Talulah does the hula from Hawaii. The authorities stepped in on that one tho, and her father was relieved of his parental rights until she got her name changed.[/QUOTE]

I've heard the Talulah one too, also I think her Dad had a pretty messed up name aswell I just can't remember it.

 

[Baby Tea]

Robert Sled.

Yup.

 

[ace_of_something]

Foo-qwan.

Heard it on Scrubs a while back, (Turk wants to name his son that.) Thought it was the most awful and ridiculously funny name I've heard.

Oh and there's a local cab driver named Richard (Dick) Seman.

Fuquan it's actually an african city OR word or something i believe (I've met a Fuquan)

If my name was Richard Seman I'd be going by my middle name.

 

[BurningMan]

My high school world civilization teacher was cursed with the name Richard Ryder. Its no wonder he never went by Dick.

So that's where the name "Dick" comes from. I seriously don't understand how you get Dick from Richard...or why anyone would go by Dick.

Well, Dick has only recently come to be an ...anatomical term.

Also, I have a good friend named Benjamin Dover. We also have a guy with the surname of Titsworth at my school.

Also, Mike Hawk and Mike Hunt. One of those is a real person from the summer camp I work at.

 

[cuddly_tomato]

This guy [http://www.otolaryn.com/oa_drrbiggerstaff.html].

Dr Richard Biggerstaff. Yes, Dick Biggerstaff.

 

[Mythbhavd]

Bracken - My aunt wanted my mom to name me this. I've actually met two people with the name. *shudder*

Aimee - Terrible name for a guy, but I knew one in college.

Charles, Edgar, Edward, and Nevil...dunno why, but just don't like those names.

 

[ace_of_something]

http://www.givemeaname.com/voting.php

i voted for Tetris Crowley.

 

[the captain]

I know a guy whose name is Syphilis. His mom read the word somewhere when she was pregnant, and she thought it sounded great. He pronounces his name as Cy-fill-i-us, but its still the most fucked up name I've ever heard.

 

[Mythbhavd]

I know a guy whose name is Syphilis. His mom read the word somewhere when she was pregnant, and she thought it sounded great. He pronounces his name as Cy-fill-i-us, but its still the most fucked up name I've ever heard.

I think we've a winner right there.

 

[fedpayne]

Alan Garkel.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mqPqTfGxZbM&feature=related

Well played Garkel.

 

[The_Deleted]

There was some poor kid named Igor on TV the other day.
One of my old bosses was called Valerie Daw, much hilarity with the initials and another guy wass called Ellis Dee.

 

[KarmicToast]

In college I was a Classics student, and one day in Latin class our professor made a list of the worst Latin names ever. The only one I remember nowadays is General Pupienus. (Pronounced Poopy Anus)

That's real too, look it up.

 

[KarmicToast]

I know a guy whose name is Syphilis. His mom read the word somewhere when she was pregnant, and she thought it sounded great. He pronounces his name as Cy-fill-i-us, but its still the most fucked up name I've ever heard.

I think we've a winner right there.

Wow, I've heard that story from like eight people I know and once in a joke! What are the odds! What a small world!

 

[ace_of_something]

Gunner

Oi! My brother's name is Gunnar!

Oh wait, you said Gunner. Yes that's stupid.

 

[Ionami]

Foo-qwan.

Heard it on Scrubs a while back, (Turk wants to name his son that.) Thought it was the most awful and ridiculously funny name I've heard.

Oh and there's a local cab driver named Richard (Dick) Seman.

Fuquan it's actually an african city OR word or something i believe (I've met a Fuquan)

If my name was Richard Seman I'd be going by my middle name.

Oh, my mistake. It still sounds hilarious in my opinion as a person's name.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

What about those two kids named Indiana and Dow Jones? Has anyone else heard of them?

 

[Stormcloud23]

my parents almost named me Mordecai

 

[nimrandir]

No one has brought up this gem [http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=9008551] yet? This happened not too far from where I live . . . yay?

 

[PMetal]

Canon or Faeces.