What is the WORST possible thing to say at the beginning of a date?
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If there's one thing I've learned during my time on the dating scene it is this;
It is impossible to go throughout the entire night and not say the wrong thing.
Knowing that, you're always going to say something stupid, even if it doesn't sound stupid to you it will to girls, who think differently to us. I just accept it now and try to ensure it's not awkward when it does happen. Stupid lack of thinking before talking!
It is impossible to go throughout the entire night and not say the wrong thing.
Knowing that, you're always going to say something stupid, even if it doesn't sound stupid to you it will to girls, who think differently to us. I just accept it now and try to ensure it's not awkward when it does happen. Stupid lack of thinking before talking!
"Well, my mom was right, I didn't need those condoms."
"Sweet, I've always wanted to hook up in the back of a Volkswagon."
"Can I borrow your phone, I need to check in with my parol officer."
"Sweet, I've always wanted to hook up in the back of a Volkswagon."
"Can I borrow your phone, I need to check in with my parol officer."
"Sorry I'm late, some stupid woman stole my parking space" - actual quote by a friend of mine. Needless to say he did not get lucky that day
EDIT: Or "Sorry, my shower's broken" (looking like shit)
EDIT: Or "Sorry, my shower's broken" (looking like shit)
Better yet, "turn around, for like, 5 seconds, real quick, please, yeah, just like that"Reuq said:
Damn the internet....I thought I was gonna have a date with your hot friend...
Note* I doubt my almost-new girlfriend would like this.
Note* I doubt my almost-new girlfriend would like this.
"So I see your awake, dont worry about that rope, its just a precaution..."
"So I was picking the fluff out of my belly button..."
"Does this seat sound squeeky to you..." (then fidget with the chair for the rest of the date)
"So there I am with the coat hanger, ready to go, then the girl wakes up..."
"Are you here from the agency?"
"Can you here that? You know? That high pitched squeel?"
"Wait a minute, your not the guy in the picture?"
"So have you ever done like... Movies... You know?"
"Dont worry I have the house to myself, my mum is out on the town to night..."
"So did you see that re-run of the Simpsons?"
Just show up in a Star Trek costume and pretend you don't know its on but make lazer sounds and point at the waiter every now and then...
"So I was picking the fluff out of my belly button..."
"Does this seat sound squeeky to you..." (then fidget with the chair for the rest of the date)
"So there I am with the coat hanger, ready to go, then the girl wakes up..."
"Are you here from the agency?"
"Can you here that? You know? That high pitched squeel?"
"Wait a minute, your not the guy in the picture?"
"So have you ever done like... Movies... You know?"
"Dont worry I have the house to myself, my mum is out on the town to night..."
"So did you see that re-run of the Simpsons?"
Just show up in a Star Trek costume and pretend you don't know its on but make lazer sounds and point at the waiter every now and then...
I'm only going out with you because I need 2 more hours of community service.
*look at her feet* I didn't know they made those in a size 12.
*look at her feet* I didn't know they made those in a size 12.
