What is the worst/silliest way to die?

[rvdm88]

here's a stupid/silly way, of wich im surprised of it hasn't come up in SAW yet:

being numbed, but not paralysed, and being forced to eat yourself, until you cant "reach" anymore for your own meat (so eating your tongue would be desert?) xD

 

[AceDefective]

Death by shitting
happens people have heart attacks taking a number poo and die
other then that jerking off then dieing from a heart attack while looking at extreme furry hentai and all your friends and famliy find out and revive you only to die of embarisment of them finding out you jerked off to extrme furry hentai (dont picture it)

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Crushed by Feathers. Ohh the irony

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Death from a teddy bear.

Fallout 3 has proved this can happen.

Who?where?how?when.

There is a specific Teddy bear that if you pick up a Super mute behomoth spawns behind you and attempts to kill you.

 

[mr man]

Jerking off to weird porn because you haven't gotten laid in a long period of time, and coming so much and so hard that it shoots up your nose, lodges in your throat, and suffocates you. Then your body is found by your mom and the computer's still on.

TOO MUCH TOO MUCH lmao

i heard a guy died from masturbating too much.

however i would have to say getting your tie caught in an industrial lathe would suck.

 

[Dapper Ninja]

The worst is definitely death by Reaver: "They'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, sew our skin into clothing, and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order".

 

[Kriptonite]

I did a thread like this a while back. Mostly I got "See Darwin Awards" or "The guy that fell into a chocolate vat and died". I think dieing because of an addiction to something.

 

[dududf]

Death by barbie doll. no seriously youre a grown man and you die by tripping on your barbies and 1 lands in your eye. You're also dressed as a barbie doll.

XD

 

[BNguyen]

all too easy

skin-diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist

renting a basement apartment in Venice

wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night

getting a life-size tattoo of someone your height

mistaking a python for your favorite tie

hang-gliding at night on the Fourth of July

having a bowling ball dropped on your head

mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed

teasing some Scots for wearing their kilts

approaching a chopter while walking on stilts

swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat

flashing yourself to a hippo in heat

slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor

telling your date's burly dad "five bucks says I nail her"

 

[Hazy]

Doesn't matter.

When you die, you will void your bowels.
No dignity there, unless you are completely incinerated upon death.

I believe South Park had a running joke about that for an entire episode.

OT: A tank landing on you. I mean, really. Unless Niko Bellic, Tommy Vercetti, or Claude Speed are around: You have fucked up.

 

[Snowalker]

Probably being killed for the last cheesey puff...

Edit:

all too easy

skin-diving with gas tanks you stole from a dentist

renting a basement apartment in Venice

wearing clown shoes while walking through a minefield at night

getting a life-size tattoo of someone your height

mistaking a python for your favorite tie

hang-gliding at night on the Fourth of July

having a bowling ball dropped on your head

mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed

teasing some Scots for wearing their kilts

approaching a chopter while walking on stilts

swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat

flashing yourself to a hippo in heat

slapping the head of a bald drunken sailor

telling your date's burly dad "five bucks says I nail her"

This is the best poem ever!

 

[Scorch_Phoenix]

Dying while sitting on your toilet.

I guess you couldn't release that payload.

Best thing about that is that when you die, you release your bowels. So he'd be trying to take a crap, die from it, and then crap when he's dead. Oh I can smell the Irony.

Mine would probably be bleeding out from a wound caused by a broken glass jar I had lodged in my anus. I'm sure some of you have seen the video.

 

[AvsJoe]

Death by LARPing. Like getting impaled by a plastic sword or something.

 

[Timotei]

Jerking off to weird porn because you haven't gotten laid in a long period of time, and coming so much and so hard that it shoots up your nose, lodges in your throat, and suffocates you. Then your body is found by your mom and the computer's still on.

Soooooooo reported. /valley girl voice

OT: Being mauled to death by a chihuahua.

 

[A random person]

Clawed to death by flaming kittens.

 

[Klepa]

Being the only casualty of a plane crash, only because the plane full of passengers crashed on you.

 

[seryoga]

getting dehydrated from fucking too much...thats how i wanna go

 

[Griphphin]

I hate to sound gross but there have been many cases in which someone will have a heart attack when they orgasm.

We've covered death by your own ejaculate, I think that just about anything's fair game here xD

The death to end all deaths:
Imagine if you will, you've just woken up to find your room filled with a sea of fluffy kittens, numbering in the hundreds at the very least. You don't have time to question why a miracle like this could happen, as your first instinct is to dive headfirst into them and coddle like you've never cuddled before. It feels amazing, the warmth and fluff overpowers you as you roll in them like a pile of leaves.
Suddenly, your breath is stifled, you can't seem to take in anything. You've delved too deep into the kitten sea, and they're overwhelming you, drowning you in their cuteness. You swim desperately to the surface and gasp for air, only to get a mouthful of fur and nametags. Your vision becomes blurry, and you can see a light at the end of the tunnel. You wade through the kittens towards it, hoping to find some peace that life never brought you.
Oddly enough, you hear the sound of a horn, and with a start you see that that light is in fact a train, barreling at you and your feline companions at speeds unimaginable, hitting you and killing you instantly.

 

[Romicron]

Receive one papercut every five seconds until you bleed to death. For added torture, start with the genitalia.

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Cement overshoes, but you are given an air-tank, with a time readout so you know exactly how much longer you have until you can't breathe anymore.

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Attach foot to bungee cord and other end of cord to bridge. Take electrical wire, tie it to bridge and other end around your neck. Glue your hands to your head. Jump off. The cord will take your head off your body, but you will stay hanging with the bungee cord, and you will be "holding" your head in your hands, presumably with a look of shock.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Being crushed by someone falling out of an airplane. For some reason that just sounds too silly to happen and would result in a serious wtf moment for everyone.