what is your battle cry?

[RagnorakTres]

Running out of the tarmac, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh RagnorakTres! And he gives a booming howl:

"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem faster than the super-flu!!"

I prefer the one I made up myself: "Repent now or tremble forever before the icy throne of Satan for your sins."

 

[MaroonPlatoon80]

"I'm going to brutalize you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"

According to the site but really it "Press on 54th!!!"

 

[Zeke the Freak]

sliding through the allies like a shadow, weilding a Ham Sandwich, cometh Zeke the Freak! and he growls into the night,

"Mmmmm, ham..."

damn Im hungry.

But according to the site its:

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the plains! It is Zeke The Freak, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so badly, you will see ultraviolet!!"

 

[MaroonPlatoon80]

some fun for a change =/

http://www.bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

=D whats your battle cry?

Hark! Who is that, rampaging through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Sorry Username Is Taken, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a cruel grunt, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to torment you like a first grade teacher!"

Before I forget thanks for putting this up, I have been studying for finals all day and this has just made me smile for the first time today

 

[ShockValue]

Zang! Who is that, skulking on the fields! It is ShockValue, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to punch you all the way to Wiener Neudorf!!!"

 

[Zero-Vash]

Skulking over the fields, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Zero-Vash! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!"

But I am more of a fan of "WAAAAAAAAGH!" personally

 

[Timewave Zero]

That is the most fucking epic thing I have ever seen! YEAH!!!

I got:

Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the hotel lobby! It is Wilbur Whateley, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls apocalyptically:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"

FUCKING NICE!!!

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

Every one at school calls me White Castle or Crave Case (yes after the resteraunt) because of my last name ( it's a football thing). well i would make mine

IT'S WHAT YOU CRAVE!!!

 

[darkless]

Running over the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Darkless! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"

I would settle for: FOR PONY!

 

[aakibar]

aallah akbar *proceeds to fail and die*

Vive la Emporer

For God, King, and Country

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

Sprinting along the tundra, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Sexual Harassment Panda! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm seriously going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!!"

 

[FinalHeart95]

DAS BOOT!!!

It's an inside joke that no one will understand. And it has to do with more than Beerfest.

 

[Greyfall]

Charges into the fray wielding a fearsome starving-bear-duct-taped-to-a-long-pole shouting "FOR THIS, THE PLATIPI SHALL BECOME THE TRUE CONSTANT OF HATE"

 

[dalek sec]

All hail the Daleks!

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Bonus points if anyone gets that reference.

 

[skywalkerlion]

If I were suicidal, and were sent to Afghanastan, I could do a few things..

' BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!'
' WAAAGH!!!'
' IN DA FACE!'
' IMA CHARGIN' MAH FIREBALL!'
' *starts singing Don't Fear the Reaper*

...yeaaahh. (^o^)

EDIT- To be more creative;

'Fear not pain, for hell eternal, tremble in the Might of my hammer for thou shallt be cleansed of sin, a shell be left of you to rot in the deepest pits of hell!'

Long, but pretty senseless and awesome, like most battlecries should be ^^

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Depends on what I'm playing.

If it's Halo:
Somebody call 911
Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
Whoa
I gotta cool her down
She won't bring the roof to ground on the dance floor
Whoa
She's fire burning, fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor
She's fire burning fire burning on the dance floor
That little shawtys fire burning on the dance floor
Fire burning fire burning

Anything Warhammer related is:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Anything else is usaly just:
Don't Taze Me Bro

 

[mshcherbatskaya]

Running amidst the mountains, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh mshcherbatskaya! And she gives a booming bellow:

"By Odin's mighty spear, man, that's some good coffee!"

Awwww yeah.

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Bonus points if anyone gets that reference.

The Tick?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Echer123! And he gives a low roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, man, that's some good coffee!!"

Meh, all coffee tastes the same to me anyway.