What is your favorite insult?

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lRookiel

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I call people Ballbags when they are being idiotic, and Assholes if they are being.. well ya know... Assholes.
 

Wereduck

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It's a tie between "Because you're an insane degenerate animal and you deserve to die" from Breaking Bad and "Go lick a dog's ass 'till it bleeds" from Count Zero. I also have great affection for the South Park movie's "uncle fucker".

For actual use I tend to favor fuckwit, fucktard, dipshit and jackass. When I'm angry with someone I don't want to amuse them with a clever quotation.
 

TBman

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Fasckira said:
You are the metaphorical cum stain upon the tissue of life.
I prefer "shit stain on the underwear of humanity" but yours is good too :)
 

TheYellowCellPhone

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I've got tons. Go drink a gallon of gasoline and piss on a fire; I advise that you sit on my thumb and spin; go skydiving naked over a cactus farm; suck my left cock.

For something that you use in place of a name, my favorite will be fuck followed by a noun. Fuckhat is my favorite.
 

SckizoBoy

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Liquidcool said:
I like "fag." Just a fun word to say.
Especially when you punctuate it by offering them a fag...

Elmo McElroy said:
"No, ************!"
Had to be done...

The Schoolmaster said:
"You're a moron, Undermanager. What are you?!

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A carbuncle on the backside of humanity!

Has Matron seen those boils?

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[sub][sub]Horrid little twerp![/sub][/sub]"
How quaint! Paraphrased... but still quaint!
 

Psychedelic Spartan

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Well, I'll let doug walker say it all for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNrFs
EDIT: Damn, this just won't work, Anyone know how to properly embed something? I'll leave the link for the video itself in the spoilers instead, because this doesn't want to work for me.
 

barbzilla

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Your breasts sag with such severity that the late surrealist artist Salvador Dali once mistook them for clocks!
 

DrunkPickle

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I don't usually try not to insult anyone; but recently I got really angry at one of my friends. It happened when we both decided to sign up for the school volleyball team. I was really excited to join, but I got laid off after the first practice because I didn't have a physical - and I couldn't get it because I don't have health insurance. When I told my friend he started making fun of me and calling my family poor. So I responded, "Shut up, you're the reason we need physicals anyways" (because he's fat). I feel bad about it now though...

Also, I often hear some people in my school say:
"You're so _____ your own mother doesn't love you"
 

JaceArveduin

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The one I'm currently using is "You bastard son of a caribou!" Mainly cause I like the sound of it.
 

Hawk eye1466

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You are such a waste of thought that I'm putting more effort into this insult than you have for anything in your entire life you complete and abject failure, you useless stupid douche canoe when you die I'm gonna make sure I'm there to watch.
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

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Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
Only applies to one certain ilk of people, but can be used as a more offensive insult to someone who isn't French!

I also once heard someone shout 'Fuck off, you fucking fucker...' at someone else... They had got so angry they lost all creativity! :p
 

Akytalusia

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i've allways been a big fan of 'you fool!'. classic. and not even so much an insult as calling someone out. they just -get- insulted. because they're fools. if only they knew.
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

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Daystar Clarion said:
'Berk'

It's short, it's sweet, it's incredibly British.
That it is! So is 'Tosser'... I also like that one!

You could also delve into 'Strumpet' too... that word simply rules!
 

Zen Toombs

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Aisaku said:
You fight like a dairy farmer!
How conveinient! You fight like a cow.

OT: [snide remark]Wow, he seems like a pretty cool guy.[/snide]

OR

[snide]She seems like a nice lady.[/snide remark]
 

hazabaza1

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I am known to call someone a "Demon slag from hell" on occasion. 'S'all good.
 

Torrasque

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metsplayer1 said:
Well, I'll let doug walker say it all for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNrFs
EDIT: Damn, this just won't work, Anyone know how to properly embed something? I'll leave the link for the video itself in the spoilers instead, because this doesn't want to work for me.
For youtube embeds, you copy the part after the "?v=" into your link.
So it would be: -youtube=ClqRxBtNrFs- (except replace the -'s with brackets)
<youtube=ClqRxBtNrFs>
Hmm weird, your vid does not exist ?_?