What Is Your Favorite ZP quote?

[Sonicron]

It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire.

Great quote. Incidentally, the actual weapon he's talking about is a useless piece of shit.

OT: There are several, actually.

"... and there's nothing that causes more autocannibalistic frustration than..."
-- Burnout: Paradise

"Grrrr, your selfless compassion fills me with murder frenzy!"
-- Bioshock 2

"And the more time we spend in its world the more it feels unreal and preposterous, like suddenly noticing that your taxi is being driven by a balloon with a face drawn on it."
-- God of War 3

"... a little pocket dimension where pain is God and Jack Slate is pope!"
-- Dead to Rights: Retribution

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

From that one review about age of conan I think it was where he said the NPCs have exclamation marks over their head like they just spotted solid snake lurking in the bushes. I thought that was pretty funny.

 

[Spencer Petersen]

Never stick your dick in a pudding, it might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that but no one is going to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!

 

[triggrhappy94]

"Alex can shoot blood out of his wrists at jet engine volacity like emo Peter Pan."
"Eat an old man, take his appearance, run up the tallest building, then elbow drop 200 stories dirrectly onto his confused, frightened wife ( 'Charlie?')"
-Prototype

"Here's a Dead To Rights Recap: bang punch bang punch bang punch bang punch bang punch woof,"
"Isn't there someone else I can play as, who in the real world would be allowed to hold anything sharper then a crayon,... more like someone-dog"

Dead to Rights Retribution

 

[Cowabungaa]

"Juuuuuust 'cause!"

That one fits in nearly every conversation ever.

 

[JopperJopJop]

(Spoilered because its a rather offensive quote)

Spoiler

Something involving a "triple cunted hooker"

and probably "Press X not to die"

Spoiler

"This game is more popular than a triple cunted hooker the day the troops come home."I think thats right

Yeah that's one of my favorites.

 

[triggrhappy94]

"As Thomas you can shoot more accurecly, use a lasso, and climb ledges. And as Ray you can open the pause menu, restart the mission, and choose Thomas. you fucking idiot."
CoW: BiB

 

[Milo Windby]

"A race of bosom-people set out with an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING GREAT TITS!"

 

[GameOverGoblin]

"You can use traditional guns if you're boring and unlikeable and people's eyes glaze over when you'r talking to them and your my dad, but sexy and exciting people like YOUR mum can use the hookshot arm to fling scenery at the enemies, fling yourself at the enemies, or fling enemies at enemies if you're romantic..."
- Bionic Commando

 

[AvsJoe]

I always say this one from the Orange Box review:

[HEADING=2]"...and it will be AWESOME!"[/HEADING]

 

[eggy32]

"When I stand in a crowd I look around and wonder who left all this shit around here."

 

[oOPandemoniumOo]

"And like a spider at the bottom of a glass of milk, towards the end it all goes horribly wrong"

Made funnier by the fact I was drinking milk at the time.

 

[chozo_hybrid]

"OH CHRIST, THIS SHIT'S BANANA'S!"

I love that one, and when something confuses me, I use it.

 

[sean360h]

Burnout Paradise

the game takes place in a strange post apocalyptic future where advanced sat nav systems have resulted in a rece of muderous sentian cars and the only surviving humanbeing is an insane dj called atomica who spends his nights running around setting up ramps everywhere and his days hold up in a radio station trying to talk the cars into trying to distroy them selves so that he might on day reclame society

 

[adderseal]

An air traffic controller at the Hindenburg disaster.
Can't remember the episode, and it's the little picture he had with it that really made it.

 

[DSK-]

(Spoilered because its a rather offensive quote)

Spoiler

Something involving a "triple cunted hooker"

and probably "Press X not to die"

Spoiler

"This game is more popular than a triple cunted hooker the day the troops come home."I think thats right

Yeah that's one of my favorites.

Thanks for putting the full quote

 

[Trogdor1138]

"As Thomas you can shoot more accurecly, use a lasso, and climb ledges. And as Ray you can open the pause menu, restart the mission, and choose Thomas. you fucking idiot."
CoW: BiB

What game is this?

 

[oktalist]

Already said it in the ZP fans group, but here goes:

"I guess if you're a huge fan of F.E.A.R. and I mean huge, like if you play it twice a day and you have Jason Hall's face stencilled onto your toilet seat and if you've got a love of repetetive tactical combat that borders on the fetishistic and if you really, badly need to know what happens next to the faceless, characterless protagonist in the ongoing storyline then I heartily recommend Perseus Mandate. Maybe you could play it while you hang around the Labyrinth with Theseus because you're obviously a non-existant creature of myth."

"Halo 3 is already more popular than God and nothing I can say is going to stop Microsoft making enough money to buy Switzerland and reinforce the notion that all gamers want is brightly coloured dross with the depth of a spoon, so if in the future we all find ourselves playing Captain Bland's Monotonous Adventure in what moments we can spare between toiling in the Microsoft Overmines Offworld Mining Complex then I want you to know that I Fucking Called It."

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

The reason the boss fight is so effective is that it takes place in a perfectly normal house oh say like YOURS! RIGHT DOWN TO THE MURDEROUS PSYCHOPATH STANDING BEHIND YOU BUT DON'T LOOK NOW CAUSE THAT WILL REALLY PISS HIM OFF!

Condemned 2 Review

 

[C117]

"And throughout all this, you have to navigate a menusystem that was appearantly designed by a man with his head stuck in a filing cabinet."
-Valkyria Chronicles

It just cracks me up.