What kind of sex life do you have?
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Replace 'don't have a job' to 'I work too damn much which makes me not have a life', and 'girlfriend' to 'boyfriend' and that's pretty much spot on for me.Sonic Doctor said:I hear you. Definitely can relate.Vault101 said:a "theoretical" one.......
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I'll admit it, I'm 27 and have never had a girlfriend. It hasn't been for the lack of trying, but having social anxiety disorder doesn't help.
But really, I've come to realize that I'm not ready anyway.
1.) Don't have a job(25% my fault, 75% the fault of employers and their stupidly rigid hiring practices).
2.) Want to be living in my own place/apartment before starting a relationship. Because I don't want to have to introduce a girl to the insanity that is my mother until it is absolutely the right time and the girl fully prepared.
Also, I guess I rolled the wrong character and the DM won't let me change my stats so I'm stuck dealing with this shitty character sheet until said DM allows me to have one.
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Comments are just hilarious
In my case it is really complicated.
A compilation of contradictions even.
Decide for yourself.
1.I'm 24, average looking dude (more or less), without bad habits, with more than average salary and still a virgin.
2.Have been theoretically studying sexual arts from 12 years (got my hands on first interpretation of Kama Sutra, later found the real deal and also eventually Kama Shatra, now trying to get hands on Perfumed Garden)
3.Used various techniques to increase my "physical abilities" (I would prefer not going into details- lets just say that nothing can compare with orgasm after 1.5h act)
4.I live in country where there are like 5 women on 3 men. From these 5 women 2 can be called "hot", 2- "ok" and only 1... lets call it "alternative" :/
5.Never left "friend" category for girls, never had any hint that any of them might be interested in me. At this point I'm pretty sure that women physically don't like me (and I don't know why- I met guys who were ugly and with horrible personalities, but even they had more girls in their lives)
6.I'm a mild cynic (and while I don't think that everything he said was golden, I still consider Diogenes second greatest person that ever lived), so I don't see point in lying and see most obvious forms of romantic behavior as lying (a lot of romanticism that is less subtle is acceptable by me- but you can't get attention by that stuff)
7.I'm far past point where I think that something might be wrong with me. Now I simply don't care. Mostly. In rare occasions I feel sadness. Especially when I think about this non-nonsensical BS that should be called "My sex life". Like now
Don't look at me like that!!!
I usually keep this stuff inside myself, but you asked, so blame yourself
It went on and on in my head about these girls being drunk and such exploitation being bad. I don't know how about others, but this nagging in my head was really loud and even alcohol was unable to shut it. So in most cases I did the "right" thing- trying to get these girls to go to sleep in any mean possible (once I even went so far that I masked massage as foreplay until that girl passed out)
Man, I really fucking hate myself right now
But I know that I would hate myself even more if I used these opportunities
In my case it is really complicated.
A compilation of contradictions even.
Decide for yourself.
1.I'm 24, average looking dude (more or less), without bad habits, with more than average salary and still a virgin.
2.Have been theoretically studying sexual arts from 12 years (got my hands on first interpretation of Kama Sutra, later found the real deal and also eventually Kama Shatra, now trying to get hands on Perfumed Garden)
3.Used various techniques to increase my "physical abilities" (I would prefer not going into details- lets just say that nothing can compare with orgasm after 1.5h act)
4.I live in country where there are like 5 women on 3 men. From these 5 women 2 can be called "hot", 2- "ok" and only 1... lets call it "alternative" :/
5.Never left "friend" category for girls, never had any hint that any of them might be interested in me. At this point I'm pretty sure that women physically don't like me (and I don't know why- I met guys who were ugly and with horrible personalities, but even they had more girls in their lives)
6.I'm a mild cynic (and while I don't think that everything he said was golden, I still consider Diogenes second greatest person that ever lived), so I don't see point in lying and see most obvious forms of romantic behavior as lying (a lot of romanticism that is less subtle is acceptable by me- but you can't get attention by that stuff)
7.I'm far past point where I think that something might be wrong with me. Now I simply don't care. Mostly. In rare occasions I feel sadness. Especially when I think about this non-nonsensical BS that should be called "My sex life". Like now
Don't look at me like that!!!
I usually keep this stuff inside myself, but you asked, so blame yourself
Join the club buddy- my few times were disrupted by something called "morality"SodaDew said:
It went on and on in my head about these girls being drunk and such exploitation being bad. I don't know how about others, but this nagging in my head was really loud and even alcohol was unable to shut it. So in most cases I did the "right" thing- trying to get these girls to go to sleep in any mean possible (once I even went so far that I masked massage as foreplay until that girl passed out)
Man, I really fucking hate myself right now
But I know that I would hate myself even more if I used these opportunities
I'll mirror a large handful of others by saying "non-existent" (nor has it ever been existent and I'm coming up on 22).
I don't really know why. I honestly don't think I'm that unattractive. It's not a matter of me not taking the initiative to start something either. I guess I just want something meaningful, and the small handful of people I've felt anything for have straight up rejected me. I've been pestered many times by "so-called friends" to just "get laid", but I don't really like the idea of that...
Eh, whatever. If I ever find someone who wants to get to know me better, I'm sure it'll at least end up being a meaningful thing. At least I hope. Trying to understand people is frustrating.
I don't really know why. I honestly don't think I'm that unattractive. It's not a matter of me not taking the initiative to start something either. I guess I just want something meaningful, and the small handful of people I've felt anything for have straight up rejected me. I've been pestered many times by "so-called friends" to just "get laid", but I don't really like the idea of that...
Eh, whatever. If I ever find someone who wants to get to know me better, I'm sure it'll at least end up being a meaningful thing. At least I hope. Trying to understand people is frustrating.
Less proud, more thrilled/relieved. Prior to last week, I hadn't had an orgasm since March.Scrumpmonkey said:
MARCH.
So yeah, now that I can, I'm doing my best to make up for lost time.
I'd like to say the only vagina I've ever touched was my mums on the way out.
But I was a c-section.
;_;
OT: Working on it.
Maybe.
Sorta.
I might be able to do it better if I had a deadline, but the only things that could mean a deadline for people is...yeah.
But I was a c-section.
;_;
OT: Working on it.
Maybe.
Sorta.
I might be able to do it better if I had a deadline, but the only things that could mean a deadline for people is...yeah.
Just turned 19 and I'm still a virgin which I'm pretty sure is some kinda miracle for a uni student, doesn't help that I don't drink and hate nightclubs though. I just want a nice quiet geeky girl or a energetic spunky one, almost completely opposite but hey I have refined tastes
I wouldn't call it "magical"capper42 said:
More like "boring" and "logical"
It is simple- death toll is pretty high amongst men here (accidents, crime victims and direct/indirect suicides)
So remaining women do all what they can to attract men, that leads to increased physical self-care amongst local females. If only they would spend at least half of that time to improve their personalities
Fantastic. At least once per week, but usually more. That's not bad considering me and my girlfriend don't live together and typically see eachother two or times a week. I'm very fortunate to have found a girl with a high libido who is as crazy about me as I am about her. We've been together for over two years and it's as good as it was at the beginning.
Captcha: crop up
Not today, Captcha. Not today.
Captcha: crop up
Not today, Captcha. Not today.
Whatever lets not get all technical. Just tell me where it is so I can book my plane ticket.blackrave said:I wouldn't call it "magical"capper42 said:
More like "boring" and "logical"
It is simple- death toll is pretty high amongst men here (accidents, crime victims and direct/indirect suicides)
So remaining women do all what they can to attract men, that leads to increased physical self-care amongst local females. If only they would spend at least half of that time to improve their personalities
Captcha: take an umbrella
Oh I plan to