What loot do you drop?

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Apollo45

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In-game I'd likely be the character that you can either recruit to your side or kill, depending on alignment or charisma. In light of that, it'd probably be some unique and halfway decent loot for about mid-game.

-Apollo's Stetson (+3 Charisma, +10% modifier to alignment)
-Apollo's Ray-Bans (+2 Awesomeness, +2 Intelligence, Unique Ability: Look at things without others knowing.)
-Pack of Starburst FaveReds
-Folding Wallet of the $20's (Cursed to forever carry less than $200 in cash solely in bills larger than $10. Any bills smaller than that are immediately discarded and impossible to retrieve. There will also always be a condom inside it except for times when you are in a hurry and cannot purchase more in time to do the deed, in which case that condom will have been removed at some point in the recent past.)


Also a few randomized drops, depending on player level, ranging from a folding knife to an M1911A1 handgun to a .308 Weatherby bolt-action rifle along with your typical currency drops and some basic, light clothing/armor.
 

CpT_x_Killsteal

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A chastity belt that latches on to my assailant. Thou who seeks to kill me shall suffer a fate worse than death!!!
 

Starik20X6

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I'd drop:

Flat cap- when equipped increases confidence, and in turn the chance of a critical hit. Also increases your likability, making it much easier to recruit new party members.
Small pile of LEGO bricks- when equipped increases dexterity, intelligence and creativity. If you collect multiple of this item, they can be combined to increase their effectiveness.
 

Savagezion

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20 credits

Pack of Cigarettes & Lighter

50% chance Fruit drink. If false = Fruit Soda

80% chance Baseball cap (+1 to crafting)

70% chance Leather Metatarsal Boots (+1 to crafting, +5 Armor)

70% chance Hankerchief
 

dalek sec

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I drop a rare print on demand Warhammer 40K book.

What? I like to read! :D
 

ThePenguinKnight

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Another me, ready to continue fighting where the original died off. Each time you kill me another me spawns, I wield a +2 Spoon Of Revenge and wear +3 Snuggie Of Everliving.
 

Optiluiz

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60% chane of a +2 Button of awesomness and 30% chance of a Damaged Swiss Card of Doom. Only 50 cents in coins though.
 

RipRoaringWaterfowl

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Teleportation Crystal (unlimited teleports to anywhere) "A white crystal that glows with a dim radiance. A rare crystal that allows teleportation."

Lear'sFool's Jester Staff (Fortify Charisma +100, Barter +50, Jokecraft +100, Suave +100, Intelligence +100, Luck +150; Blunt Damage =1) "Just holding the famed staff makes you feel like a better person. Fool sure knew his way around the world, and this must be why."

Lear'sFool's Trilby (Fortify Charisma +15, Intelligence +15; Armor Level 2) "Fashionable. Keeps your head cool. Was worn by the personification of awesomeness. What else is there to say?"

Lear'sFool's Boots (Fortify Agility +100, Kick Damage +100; Armor Level 2) "Not even the Boots of Springheel Jak allow one to be more agile. Also allow you to literally knock someone's socks off."

T-Shirt "Just a normal t-shirt."

Trousers "A normal pair of trousers."

Bifocals (Fortify Perception +1) "Nice looking glasses that allow better sight."

Socks "Socks. Yawn. You can find them anywhere."

Pants "If you ripped these off of some dead person, your sick."

(5x)Newcastle Brown Ale "A cult favourite drink in England. Tasty and refreshing."

(~x)British Pounds Sterling "The currency of the United Kingdom, and the strongest in the world. Legal tender in the UK, and can be converted at a bank for big bucks in any other currency."
 

Professor Idle

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A pair of odd socks: One says "Wednesday :)" and the other says "Saturday :D"

Stupid unorganised socks, you're meant to help me remember which day it is grumble grumble...
 

Swyftstar

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Epic condom of protection +10
+10 to disease defense
+10 to lubrication
+10 to ribbed for her pleasure
+10 protection from being a Maury Povich guest
 

Akytalusia

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my body would erupt with a corrosive miasma that would creep indefinitely outwards warping the environment into nightmare fuel until [this is for the foolish protagonists to figure out.]
 

Tuesday Night Fever

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Tuesday Night Fever's loot table-

1. 5.11 Tactical brand black A.T.A.C. 8" Side-Zip combat boots
2. Proper brand woodland camouflage B.D.U. pants
3. T-shirt (could be either solid black, solid gray, band logo, movie logo, or game logo)
4. Gray "Mass Effect" N7 hoodie (only if cold outside)
5. Wallet (cash only if close to pay day)
6. Limited Edition "Firefly" Serenity key chain
7. Barely-functional 8-year-old Razr cellphone