-Phycologically profiled most races in Star wars (even the ones youve never herd of)
-I make D20 Rules lawyers look like squabeling children before my intimate knowladge of the rules (tell me can you remember how much damage you take from Lava??!)
-I make up my own swear words and a spoken language.
-Flewently speak Drakonic...ok no not really
-I can tell you the exact page number, paragraph and sentence that the phrase "attacking the great cthuulu with a can opener" appears in the core rulebook.
-Watch Anime to memorize what NOT to do when around the ladies (facepalm moments abound)
-i've acurately broken down the combat system and damage mechanics, some amount of the AI's programing and ability selection of a star wars game that dosen't even have a releace date yet.
-Skilled in HTML and Lightwaves 3-D model generation program.
-I Own a compass yet never go outside
-I own a balaclava
-can tell you what 'balaclava' is
-can operate, break down and maintain firearms, blades and properly weight Maces.
-believes that ninjas Vs. pirates could be an awesome series with good writers (think Red vs. Blue)
-painted Zom-Be-Gone on chainsaw.
-own a chainsaw for that one vain reason.
-watched 60 minutes in 72 seconds.
-made this list wa~y to long and is now haveing self esteem issues

-knows 724 ways to draw kirby ^('u')> ^(

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Bow before my pocket protector! but seriously im a dork lol.