What NOT to do! EVER!

[mettle_edge]

Never be inside and bored to the point of playing with fuses taken from fireworks while the box of fireworks is two feet beside you. It was a very near miss

 

[imnot]

dont fall out of the car and break the top of your skull. i still dont know how i did that.
oh and never poke your fingers in a toucan cage at Birdworld.

and someone i know was messing around in science, cut a long story short, he got pig retina juice in his mouth, lucky bastard got pepsi to wash it down!

 

[Tourette]

Hammertime whilst drunk with your pint in your hand.

 

[Estocavio]

Say the Zeeky words.

 

[imnot]

new one never let someone spray deoderant all oveer any of the following tree/shoes(still wearing)/arm/face/wall/floor and then set alight.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Watch 3 guys 1 hammer, it's sickening..

or Barbeque in the rain, it was fun, but risky..

 

[Dectomax]

High powered Airsoft AEG + Neighbours cat + Drink = Disappearing cat....Wouldn't recommend this combination...

 

[FaceFaceFace]

People on the Escapist seem to be lacking in self preservation skills.

OT: Don't run up and wood stairs with socks. If you survive the first time, you're just pushing your luck by doing it over and over. And eventually you WILL fall.

 

[similar.squirrel]

It was awesome! No one was hurt.

You've really put me off ever doing such a thing.

OT: Visit any of these 'troll' pages people warn you about.

 

[Samwise137]

Marathon the LEGO Star Wars/Indiana Jones/Batman/Harry Potter video games and drink every time a character does something stupid.

 

[hyperhammy]

It was awesome! No one was hurt.

You've really put me off ever doing such a thing.

OT: Visit any of these 'troll' pages people warn you about.

I'm not saying you shouldn't do it, well... I guess you shouldn't, but if you do use proper protection. Who doesn't like playing with fire????

 

[IWCAS]

Never show your young child The Brave Little Toaster. It will haunt their dreams for the rest of their life.

I am a victim :'(

 

[IWCAS]

Never throw knives at shoe boxes... T_T it hurt reeeal bad Clark.

 

[savandicus]

Never give someone up or let them down.
Never run around and desert them.
Never make them cry or say goodbye.
Never tell them a lie or hurt them.

OR more seriously never remember something funny in an exam, trying insanely hard to supress a laugh in a completely quiet exam hall is pretty freaking hard.

 

[hyperhammy]

OR more seriously never remember something funny in an exam, trying insanely hard to supress a laugh in a completely quiet exam hall is pretty freaking hard.

LOL, this happend to me too. In my class I'm still that guy that burst out laughing in math class.

 

[hyperhammy]

Never give someone up or let them down.
Never run around and desert them.
Never make them cry or say goodbye.
Never tell them a lie or hurt them.

OR more seriously never remember something funny in an exam, trying insanely hard to supress a laugh in a completely quiet exam hall is pretty freaking hard.

HAHAHAHA!!!! The same thing happend to me... Good times.

 

[HarmanSmith]

If somebody says, "go to this website and watch this video", don't go to that website and don't watch that video. It's also a bad idea to watch unmarked videotapes, they're probably cursed.

Also, NEVER do science without wearing gloves and safety goggles. Don't be like Carol (cookie for reference)

 

[Dead Eye II]

never attacth fire works to a rocket cause you thought the the rocket got "great distance". we tied 5 rather heavy fire works to a rocket cause we thought it would be fun... it didnt lift even a mm but it was fun to watch. and yes we where all very VERY drunk

 

[Boxes_Of_Boxes]

Don't follow links on a hacked youtube page. *Shutter*