What NOT to do! EVER!

[Akalistos]

What are some things you have done that you advice no one else to do?
For example: my dad tried to get a flame going by dumping fuel on the hot coals. As you might've been able to guess it blew up big time. It was awesome! No one was hurt.

An old man (around 75 years old) bother some kids. They decided to buy egg, but i intervene:" Why wouldn't you call 2 males stripper dress as cop to his house. There's not one man that wouldn't let cop enter." And so they did.

Never, ever open my dammed mouth over again when it come to plan of vengeance. The kids never saw the old man again.

 

[JokerCrowe]

Also: NEVER Search for Blue Waffle, The Rat King, or Rosa Socka on google.

And stay away from Encycopedia Dramatica. and /b/. And if a link says "offended? [http://lh4.ggpht.com/christinegrue2007.2008/SDQxLd2q8WI/AAAAAAAACkE/uHQzPWGJKrg/s400/cocktail-kitten.jpg]", don't click it!!!!

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Don't drink copious amounts of whiskey, ale, and wine all in one night.


Especially not if it's your first time drinking.

I mean, I wasn't hospitalized or anything, but I did throw up a LOT.

 

[Sovreign]

i see most of these include alcohol...

Don't try and work on your brakes with cheap tool sets.

You WILL break something important.

And....I did that on my professor's truck, and now he doesn't have a parking brake...

 

[NLS]

Don't post something on the Escapist that you might regret once it's too late.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Never eat and entire habenaro pepper in one bite. Ever. It may kill you if you are of weak constitution. It may give you ulcers if you have a weak stomach. It may make you cry like a baby in front of your coworkers if you're a dumbass like I was.

Never think of a comedy or any funny quote when trying to deliver bad news, when trying to have a serious conversation or, when trying to make a sex with your love partner

 

[etherlance]

As I type this post my right leg is in a cast because i tried to turn the opposite direction I was fcing in my bedroom by spinning on the spot.


The outcome was that my right kneecap was torn from its socket and went to the other side of the leg.

.......IT HURT!!

I now have to wear this cast for four weeks and then attend physiotherapy to help repair the torn knee muscles.

So please children.....don't make that mistake.

 

[crimsonshrouds]

Don't work in wal-mart's chemical department. I have ruined almost 4 shirts cleaning up bleach. Someone knifed the last fucking bottle i cleaned up.

Don't ever set off a whole package of bottle rockets at one time. It does not end well.

 

[Flamezdudes]

If somebody says, "go to this website and watch this video", don't go to that website and don't watch that video. It's also a bad idea to watch unmarked videotapes, they're probably cursed.

Also, NEVER do science without wearing gloves and safety goggles. Don't be like Carol (cookie for reference)

My brother was a victim of "go to this website and watch this video". One of his friends showed him two girls one cup. I laughed my ass off when I heard this.

Everyone i know goes on about sick websites like that and i have never once been to them, i'm not taking that risk.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Hmmm... Never go down prince's street gardens on a skateboard on your stomach, too fast and painful lol.

 

[Tharwen]

Don't eat cocktail sticks.

...

I haven't actually done it; I just think it sounds like a terrible idea...

 

[DdraigGoch]

Never try to remove an oil based paint from your arms using paint thinners and a green abrasive scourer, it burns like hell and is only funny to the ppl around you at the time!

 

[SoranMBane]

Try to pour gasoline on a smoldering fire pit to jump start it. I saw my sister's boyfriend try this once, and, well, let's just say that later on in the evening another party-goer was honestly able to tell him that he was "the most flaming man [he'd] ever met at a party."

 

[Fellwarden]

NEVER carve towards yourself with a knife, especially with a hard wood that you will likely slip off. It really makes a mess of your workshop and requires days with a dressing the size of a Banana on your finger.

I second this. I have a scar on my finger to prove that you should not carve towards yourself. Though, I did it while making a figurine out of a silly type of wood at school in the third grade or so. It was a figurine of sorts, made of a branched stick. I decided to make fingers on the really small and thin branches that made the 'arms'. Bad idea.

 

[Tyyppi2012]

Never drink something made by 6 year old kid that consist's of water, milk, salt, sugar, pepper, white pepper and piece of an apple.

Did this myself when I was 6 years old. I still regret it.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Don't ever think it's a good idea to go downhill in 30mph on one of these:

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The result? I hit one of these:

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Injuries? A thigh and knee twice their normal size. Throbbing and bleeding. I couldn't walk properly for 3 weeks and sometimes still walk with a limp. I've got an 8 inch scar on my left thigh for that one.