Never use axe or lynx spray as fuel for a paper fire when it's a windy day. It's worth waiting until a calm day.
What NOT to do! EVER!
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Don't look at crap on the internet that you suspect could be disturbing.
It probably will be.
In the case that you stumble across something disturbing, don't look at it twice.
I learnt this the hard way...
It probably will be.
In the case that you stumble across something disturbing, don't look at it twice.
I learnt this the hard way...
Never talk about Shin Megami Tensei Lucifer's call to a religious fanatic for some reason they really get offended by this game
Never tell a girl " I really like you but I can't stand that fat retarded sister of yours"
Never tell a girl " I really like you but I can't stand that fat retarded sister of yours"
Walking home at the end of the night when you're unbelievably drunk, a number of things can happen such as:
-Sleeping at a bus stop (bad back the next day)
-Trying to trade your phone for a burger at McDonalds (did get a free burger because they wanted rid of me)
-Waking up in the lobby of an apartment building (walked in the wrong direction)
-Breaking into a random house and taking a nap on a couch
-Waking up in a strangers garden
-Sleeping at a bus stop (bad back the next day)
-Trying to trade your phone for a burger at McDonalds (did get a free burger because they wanted rid of me)
-Waking up in the lobby of an apartment building (walked in the wrong direction)
-Breaking into a random house and taking a nap on a couch
-Waking up in a strangers garden
Pouring water over a frying pan when the boiling oil has just caught fire, so there is an explosion.
Dropping a lighter (filled with gas) just below the fire pit, because you panicked when the frying pan full of boiling oil caught fire, so the lighter explodes.
Pouring a pot of water over a puddle of burning Mineral turpentine on the floor, so it spreads out really fast and reaches your feet.
Chipping wood without safety goggles on. That means eye-surgery, if there is still hope that is.
Never play Super Mario Bros Wii with people you intend to keep as friends
Never play Battletoads on the NES with someone you intend to keep as a friend. In fact, remove all sharp objects even if you are playing alone.
Never play Rescue Rangers on the NES with someone you intend to keep as a friend. You can pick each other up and throw them in a cliff.
When a police officer asks you if that's a sword on your back, don't tell them your backpack is also full of illegal weapons
Dropping a lighter (filled with gas) just below the fire pit, because you panicked when the frying pan full of boiling oil caught fire, so the lighter explodes.
Pouring a pot of water over a puddle of burning Mineral turpentine on the floor, so it spreads out really fast and reaches your feet.
Chipping wood without safety goggles on. That means eye-surgery, if there is still hope that is.
Never play Super Mario Bros Wii with people you intend to keep as friends
Never play Battletoads on the NES with someone you intend to keep as a friend. In fact, remove all sharp objects even if you are playing alone.
Never play Rescue Rangers on the NES with someone you intend to keep as a friend. You can pick each other up and throw them in a cliff.
When a police officer asks you if that's a sword on your back, don't tell them your backpack is also full of illegal weapons
Don't feed the Yau-Guai
Erm. Don't get tricked into trying to go down a black run when you have never ski'd ever
Lot's of falling over. Lot's of pain.
Erm. Don't get tricked into trying to go down a black run when you have never ski'd ever
Lot's of falling over. Lot's of pain.
Don't spray deodorant onto your friends crotch and set it alight, as funny as it is you really don't want to know that someone's "treasure trail" when burning smells like pop-corn.
Don't snort exploding candy... seriously don't.
Don't drink a 7th can of energy drink because your bag is too full of them (I lost consciousness when I came down off the caffiene)
Don't snort exploding candy... seriously don't.
Don't drink a 7th can of energy drink because your bag is too full of them (I lost consciousness when I came down off the caffiene)
In Science once, we had subs and we had to keep dead quiet, now my friend and I being the brilliant people we are start writing on this piece of paper, I wrote upside down so he didn't have to turn it. We wrote some funny crap, but it got to milking the duracell bunny, we laughed under our breathes for the whole lesson, poor bunny... The teacher was one table away from us, the whole class could hear us... The day they realised I was Crazy...hyperhammy said:
Never put a sock in a toaster. (kudos to anyone who knows where this is from)
Also, never try doing six shots in ten minuets when you have a fairly low tolerance for alcohol. I swear the world was doing pirouettes as I walked home.
Also don't have a "who can pee the longest" contest with a full bowel while wearing white sweatpants. Thankfully I only witnessed this, however my friend ended up having to navigate through the forest in order to not be seen while heading home. On the same note, if you are really desperate to get to your house, make sure you remember when your family moves from one house to another. My friend didn't on this very occasion.
Also, never try doing six shots in ten minuets when you have a fairly low tolerance for alcohol. I swear the world was doing pirouettes as I walked home.
Also don't have a "who can pee the longest" contest with a full bowel while wearing white sweatpants. Thankfully I only witnessed this, however my friend ended up having to navigate through the forest in order to not be seen while heading home. On the same note, if you are really desperate to get to your house, make sure you remember when your family moves from one house to another. My friend didn't on this very occasion.