What 's your favorite WTF phrase?

[Pm0n3y]

Have you ever saw one of those action movies where there's a scene where the main character would come across something big or uncountable number of enemies, and he would say something clever or funny, remarking on his current plight?

Have you ever heard one of those phrases, and it stuck out in you mind?

Or would you say and/or do something clever in a situation like that?

I would say something along the lines of: "Aw, you gotta be shittin' me" (complete with facepalm), or i probably wouldn't say anything at all, i would probably just stare, mouth gaping wide open at my misfortune.

How about you?

 

[Jaranja]

I've said "blimey" for a while. Just because I can.

 

[Sassafrass]

"So...this is how it ends. With a massive bill for funerals."

That is what I would say in a Simon Pegg Hot Fuzz voice.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

I literally said "Wow text files" for the longest time imaginable. I don't even think that's what "WTF" means. (In regard to the files.)

 

[Ace of Spades]

"Oh for Christ's sake..."

 

[Blackmagic1515]

How about the classic 'Ah shit'. Or the good old curse 'Bollocks'.

 

[XJ-0461]

I'd probably say something like "well... fuck."

I'm a to the point kinda person.

 

[Robert632]

i would not say anything. i'd just grimace and go forward. no BSing for me.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

"..Cancel my 2 o'clock war, this one is gonna go into overtime."

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

"Oh you gotta be KIDDING ME!", thats probably what i would say, then continue to pull a nuke out of my pocket.

 

[Burst6]

"You have just lost, i will now point at you and laugh. Prepare to feel embarrassment"

I have said that several times when i played sports with my friends. I would never say that to someone who i don't know well, then the real embarrassment would be on me.

 

[Xcelsior]

Snap or whippersnap, I've being using for quite a while now

 

[OmegaXIII]

'What the tits' is a frequent one for me

I also scored big humour points with my (now) girlfriend for exclaiming 'HOLY FLAMING LEMON PIGS!'

 

[MalloryHartevelt]

"well pinch my bum and call me mary" is the lastest craze aha! i love it!

 

[badgersprite]

"We are gonna need a bigger boat."

And any variation thereof. =3

 

[Timotei]

Terrorists are attacking this one house that these soldiers are. One of them who happens to be on the roof gets his head knocked forward when a bullet ricochets off the dome of his helmet.

"God, damn it... my gum fell out."

 

[Amnestic]

By the Eight Legs of Sleipnir!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I quite like saying:

[HEADING=3]What the freakidy-freak-di-bang-bam?![/HEADING]

 

[Code Monkey]

"What in the name of buttery goodness?"

I do love red v.s blue.