Damn straight, brother!deadman91 said:
But I'm gonna probably be the well-read, velvet robe, mansion-owning type... I HOPE so. Girlfriend wants me to be, I think, hehe
What sort of crazy old person will you end up as?
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But I'm gonna probably be the well-read, velvet robe, mansion-owning type... I HOPE so. Girlfriend wants me to be, I think, hehe
Some crazy philisophical nonscense type dude.
If i become homeless before i get old, ill be the guy with the cardboard that lets everyone know, if the trees are dead, so are we. =P
If i become homeless before i get old, ill be the guy with the cardboard that lets everyone know, if the trees are dead, so are we. =P
Raising Hope? gotta love that program, it's just so crazy =PBhaalspawn said:
I'll be an old codger who says " you're doing it wrong you sniveling spineless brats" when I'm teaching chemistry. it'll be funnDoclector said:
Most likely one of those "get off mah lawn you crazy kids" old man. I'm already getting to that point now, which is bad seeing as how I'm 31.
You have a beautiful avatar!Psycho-Toaster said:
Anyway I'd be the one that decides that because I'm old I can do whatever the fuck I want with no consequences. George Carlin did a good bit on getting old.
There aren't enough crazy cat ladies around! That's what I wanna be, and I'm gonna name my cats really embarrassing names.
"You rotten kids, with your spandex clothing, and your computer gauntlets, and your Soviet space empire, and your 1001 Pokemon*, and your card games on skateboards**, and your robot pets,
and your lunar colonies, and your little ponies, and your microtransactions! God, I miss my wife."
^ That's about it, maybe.
Although, condersidering my decreasing sanity...
~TOM<3
*"When I was a boy, there were just 560!"
**"In my day, we only needed the cards in our hands and the earth at our feet to d-d-duel! And only the rich folk could have their motorbikes and play card games on 'em, too."
and your lunar colonies, and your little ponies, and your microtransactions! God, I miss my wife."
^ That's about it, maybe.
Although, condersidering my decreasing sanity...
~TOM<3
*"When I was a boy, there were just 560!"
**"In my day, we only needed the cards in our hands and the earth at our feet to d-d-duel! And only the rich folk could have their motorbikes and play card games on 'em, too."
I will be the funny one, sarcastic humour, the power to convince my grandchildren of the most rediculous stuff and being snarky at my wife for fun (and her back to me). Can't wait!
I wanna be that guy that complains about todays youth. I do that already but if I'm old it might seem more normal.
I dunno exactly, but I know one thing, whether i'm deaf or not i'm going to pretend to be. Nothing as cool as selective hearing with an (apparently) valid reason... give you an excuse to ignore everyone.
Hopefully, not the kind where the cops show up and people go around saying, "She was such a nice, quiet, inoffensive sort! I never would have expected her to do such a thing!"
More likely, a crazy book and cat lady. I'm already halfway there. But hopefully, a cool one, with knowledge of games, erotica and funny stuff.
Captcha: Great itespieh. Sounds like a TF2 escapee.
More likely, a crazy book and cat lady. I'm already halfway there. But hopefully, a cool one, with knowledge of games, erotica and funny stuff.
Captcha: Great itespieh. Sounds like a TF2 escapee.
I don't know, but I'm damn sure I'll call all of my grandsons "Jimmy" with evil laughter in my mind every time they say that it's not their name.
Crazy old diabetic cat lady who shuffles around in pink carpet slippers with snoopy on them. I will probably be a professor emeritus who retired years ago but still walks into the university and lectures to empty classrooms
Before I descend into this I will probably end up like tootsie though. Mustache problem and all.
Before I descend into this I will probably end up like tootsie though. Mustache problem and all.