What Superpower would you NOT want under any circumstances?

[rickthetrick]

The ability to talk to fish.

"Why are you ignoring me? I know you can hear me!"

In all honesty the worst power ever would be omniscience. Imagine knowing everything that has ever happened, or ever will. How boring would life be? Your entire existence would be like a crappy rerun.

 

[lacktheknack]

The ability to urinate boiling oil. Nothing good can ever come of that.

 

[AngryPuppy]

Mind reading, because I really don't want to know what others are thinking. Imagine what you could learn about people. *Shudders*

I was going to post the exact same thing. Plus, being as self conscious as I am I reeeally would have a hard time knowing what some people think of me.

 

[lacktheknack]

exploding knees, that would be just the dumbest super power ever.

"HAH! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU BOZOS SHOOT ME IN THE KNEECAPS NOW!"

...Yep. Pretty dumb.

 

[UmJammerSully]

The ability to extend and retract fingernails. Laaaaaaame!

Or anything burnt face man has.

Ha ha. Meg.

I agree. The ability to grow and retract fingernails is horrible

Don't let Meg throw you off. Lust from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist makes the power far more intimidating...

 

[MercurySteam]

To get an erection every time I sense danger. That would be fucking stupid.

It's basically Sipdey Sense that sends blood to your crouch. Useful, but stupid.

 

[Oliman43]

The Toads power from x-men.

Just seems like he got the shitty end of the mutant stick; magnetism, shapeshifting, pyrokinesis and he got...

A prehensile tounge and green skin.

 

[tofulove]

invisibility, if light goes throw you, you can not see, so not only will i be blind, people couldn't see me ether, life would suck.

 

[LeafofStone]

Being the Hulk, im sorry but the best thing about me is that when im angry i can pull of insults that not even yahtzee could come up with, and if im big green and only just wearing any pants, no one would ever take you seriously.

 

[KaiserRexatron]

The power to turn poodles into soap. I mean, what in the butt is that good for?

 

[theultimateend]

Increased senses would make you go insane so that

You'd naturally become desensitized to them.

 

[Subwayeatn]

Super hearing. I can't imagine living a normal life when the dog 10 blocks away sounds like a gun shot at point blank.

 

[yanipheonu]

The "Passing through things" power. Being stuck in a brick wall is f23king terrifying D:

 

[Zeekar]

Definitely mind reading. Totally not worth it.

 

[roastbeefy]

Wow, I saw this thread the day I read the first issue of Irredeemable. So I'm going to say Superman's plethora of ridiculous powers. I've found myself wondering just how long I could handle all that pressure before I just snapped.

 

[Apollo45]

The ability to instantly know the foot size of everyone within a ten mile radius of yourself.

It might help if I worked at a shoe place of some sort, but I don't. It doesn't exactly help with pick-up lines (Hey babe, I see you've got some nice size eights there...)

 

[Evil Top Hat]

Rogue's power from the Xmen, the power to kill people by touching them. Whether you want to or not.

 

[Tdc2182]

To get an erection every time I sense danger. That would be fucking stupid.

Phht.. Tell me about it.

OT: Although my "Sexth" sense is annoying and all, it would suck even worse to be able to communicate with small peaceful insects.

Imagine telling a bunch of Cockroaches to fight crime.