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ravensshade

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the guy on NWN2 that decided rocks fall everybody dies is an acceptable way to end a game...
 

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TsunamiWombat said:
Christemo said:
1. id like to meet the director of Relic, so i can do Johnny Cage´s fatality on him for Dawn of War 2.

2. id like to meet Bobby Kotick, so i can murder his face off with a TV screen.

3. id like to meet the IW crew, so i can blow their buttocks off with a .75 cal for butchering MW2´s PC version.
Dawn of War 2 and MW2 PC are pretty awesome...
Dawn of War 2 was a butchered ripoff of Dark Crusade, and MW2 PC´s multiplayer has been hacked since day 1. also, some people has put virus on IWnet via the dedicated server hack...
 

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Go to the designers of Spellforce 2 and ask them:
Why the hell did you remove the Rune Warriors just to replace them with a shitty new plot about Shaikan? Why the replacement? I understand that the Rune Warriors had to go but there was no need to arbitrarily create a new group of people that never had anything to do with the game and we had never heard of before, just so you can keep a gameplay mechanic that nobody needs. The game would've worked just as well without immortality and made more sense.
 

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I have four major questions for four developers:

Okay seriously EA, what were you thinking when you made that on rails meteor shooting section in Dead Space so tiresomely repetative and frustratingly difficult? You essentially took what could have been a charming memory of old games like Asteroids and instead transformed it into the one section of any game that has been most reviled by me.

Also Bungie, I love you guys, yes I do. You've given me many fun hours of gameplay and fond memories of playing your game.... and yet... WHY WAS THE ARBITER SO SHAMELESSLY REDUCED TO A SIDEKICK ROLE IN HALO 3? Seriously you guys had hit a moment of genius with Halo 2 having the Arbiter and Covenant perspective only to then take it away and reduce the Arbiter to just a sidekick? So maybe I can request a game made solely on the Arbiter at some point?

2K.... why did you give them rights to make a sequel to Bioshock? You know it isn't going to be as grand a game as the original and you know there was no need for a sequel... so why couldn't you have just left it at that?

Finally Software, can you maybe consider you know... making an Otogi 3 for the Xbox 360? Because honestly I'm sick of gore and tit hack n' slash splatter fests and would much rather an artistically beautiful hack n' slash for the current gaming era, not just another girl with giant boobs in tight black leather reducing hundreds of guys into bloody messes.
 

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imahobbit4062 said:
ravensshade said:
the guy on NWN2 that decided rocks fall everybody dies is an acceptable way to end a game...
Spoilers genius.
i don't know hwat your talking about? :p

Christemo said:
Dawn of War 2 was a butchered ripoff of Dark Crusade, and MW2 PC´s multiplayer has been hacked since day 1. also, some people has put virus on IWnet via the dedicated server hack...
i thought soulstorm was the butchered dark crusade ripoff? (with 2 new races)
 

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Jak 2.

The essentially turned a cutesy platformer for kids into something that was just... strange. It wasn't good, it wasn't adult. It kind of sat in the grey area between being lame for teenagers and being too adult for kids to get it.

I will never understand why they did that.
Out of pure curiosity, how do you feel about Jak 3?
 

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ravensshade said:
imahobbit4062 said:
ravensshade said:
the guy on NWN2 that decided rocks fall everybody dies is an acceptable way to end a game...
Spoilers genius.
i don't know hwat your talking about? :p

Christemo said:
Dawn of War 2 was a butchered ripoff of Dark Crusade, and MW2 PC´s multiplayer has been hacked since day 1. also, some people has put virus on IWnet via the dedicated server hack...
i thought soulstorm was the butchered dark crusade ripoff? (with 2 new races)
sorry, i kinda expressed the wrong way. while soulstorm was only decent, dawn of war 2 devolved to a new level of crappyness.

the story was boring and bland, the characters were boring and bland (except Thule, of course), the graphics were gritty and brown (but otherwise pretty), the game was WAYYY too easy, the bosses were uncreative and boring, the hotkeys were annoying (lined up instead of using the first letter in the ability´s name) and there was NO strategy to it at all. it turned into an Action-RPG with an RTS camera.
 

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ravensshade said:
stukov961 said:
The dudes on Ironlore.
How the flying fuck could they make Soulstorm so terrible!?
ironlore? i thought relic made it...
true, Relic made it. its weird how they can only make 1 good game in a series (dark crusade in the DOW franchise)
 

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Blizzard why the hell could you not release starcraft ghost for the xbox, ps2, or gamecube. Or even just the PC. Who cares if the game did not have the graphics to support the current "Generation" games. It still would of been fun to play!

You called down the thunder now reap the whirlwind...

WARNING NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED!!
 

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Christemo said:
ravensshade said:
stukov961 said:
The dudes on Ironlore.
How the flying fuck could they make Soulstorm so terrible!?
ironlore? i thought relic made it...
true, Relic made it. its weird how they can only make 1 good game in a series (dark crusade in the DOW franchise)
Well thers a huge "Ironlore" in the titlescreen, something thats not present in the rest of the DoW series.
 

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1. Infinity Ward for screwing MW2's PC Multiplayer (But that's the only thing stopping MW2 becoming my favourite game of all time ever, which just proves my philosiphy, I guess: Nothing is ever perfect. Ever. Remember that, children.)

2. Ubisoft (was it Ubisoft? Pretty sure it was) for the utter abomination that was Heroes of Might and Magic: 4.

3. EA. For butchering the once proud C&C series.
It's tragic, what they've done to poor Westwood.

Wait, it was just one dev/company, wasn't it? Sorry.