What virtual crimes are you guilty of?

[Cama Zots]

I am curious, with all the stuff that you can get away with in video games, what was the worst thing you have ever done? What is the worst crime you have committed in a game?

I think the worst was in Spore, when I dropped a planet destroying bomb on some guy's homeworld. It must have killed at least 10 billion creatures, and it made me a war criminal in my interplanetary federation.

 

[Blackadder51]

Killing,
Speeding,
Driving under the influence,
Driving reckless,
Numerous pink slip infringements
Jaywalking....

The list could go on.....

 

[TaborMallory]

Killing 1,337 creatures and 666 people on Oblivion. I'll take a picture if anyone wants to see it.

EDIT:
Here it is.

 

[THEMANWHOIS]

I shot some old lady on Max Payne two, then continued to shoot her in the face with a shotgun after she was dead. And in cool ways too. I'd do awesome bullet time spinning moves and then unload, dive across her living room and unload, then tea-bag her and unload. Oh lord, I'm a troubled person.

 

[cowbell40]

Hundreds of counts each of the following:
Murder
Reckless driving
Grand theft auto
Burglary

One count of:
Nuking a city

 

[SebZero]

Murder.

Manslaughter.

Disorderly conduct.

Jaywalking.

Burglary.

Soliciting Psycho and Jet to a minor.

 

[munx13]

Genocide. When I take over a country in Rise of Nations I always raze the enemy's city's, kill every citizen and replace them with my own, better looking ones.

 

[Cama Zots]

One count of:
Nuking a city

Let me guess, Fallout 3? Correct?

 

[Aardvark]

I did destroy Nashville, TN, with an earthquake machine, then executed a pop starlet live on stage, but these were to balance out my countless other crimes by doing something good for the world. Then I had all world governments submit to the might of my anti-gravity cannon, so it didn't matter anyway.

 

[cowbell40]

One count of:
Nuking a city

Let me guess, Fallout 3? Correct?

Of course

 

[treo]

Jaywalking is the worst crime I've ever done.

 

[HotShooter]

Well I stole clothing from small children in Fallout 3. But I did give them some armor in return, although it was raider painspike armor which doesn't cover very much, especially on the girls.

 

[IxionIndustries]

Racism
Murder
Genocide
Xenocide
Omnicide
Tyrannicide
Slavery
Manslaughter
Mass destruction
Posession of EXTREMELY dangerous weapons
Domestic Violence
Disorderly conduct
Extortion
Kidnapping
Rape
Arson
Torture
Thievery
Extortion
Child abuse


And that's just a little bit of what I have done..

 

[lee1287]

what the hell is "jay walking"?

pretty much everything, apart from rape..

 

[black lincon]

I'm sure I've commit numerous laws, not to mention the fact that if you count that I've played grand theft auto, the list would go on forever, I would probably go to jail for well over 500 years.

 

[Cama Zots]

What game allows you to rape people? I don't think any game I've heard of does.
I am curious to know how exactly people are adding "rape" to their lists.

EDIT:
It is kind of funny in a way. Rape is considered so evil in society that no game (no game i've heard of at least) allows you to rape people. But you are aloud to glass planets, kill trillions of people. Ruin countless lives. But not rape. By that logic, mass genocide on the cosmic scale is a lesser crime than rape. Then again, you have to be a pretty sick puppy to design a raping aspect of your game and include it.