What virtual crimes are you guilty of?

[ArchBlade]

Countless Death's caused by firearms.
Countless Death's caused by big sharp biomass constructions.
Countless Death's caused by reckless driving.
About six different kinds of robbery.
Reckless Helicopter piloting.
Destruction of a downtown block worth of area by fat man.
Kidnapping.
At least 8 counts of attempted murder, which I went back and finished two seconds later.
Grand Theft Auto.
Grand Theft Hat.
Arson.

To name a few.

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

I'm neutral good for a reason, you know.

My crimes are generally small, such as punching some idiot that taunts me or smashing up the occasional building/car. I'm not really sure this is an offense, but once an ex of mine and I... Well, let's just say I hope that little plateau in TB wasn't within earshot of Cairne's tent.

 

[Baconator96]

ive signed a nuclear non-proliferation treaty, secretly stockpiled tactical nukes and missile subs, as well as some ICBMs, and once i had all my submarines well within striking distance of every city in the world, i launched a full on nuclear holocaust. the surviving cities were too weak to put up much of a fight against my legions of cyborgs and mechs, so i quickly enslaved them. what remained of the world was mine.

...Are you my twin?

maybe, maybe not. either way...dont look behind you.

 

[Crowser]

Hah I thought this thread was going to be how many games have you ever stolen off the internet =).

1 count of punching a news reporter in the face / genocide / murdering a Krogan (Mass Effect).

 

[Remleiz]

Murder
Car jacking
Child slavery
Other slavery
Child murder
Nuking a city
Theft
Breaking and entering
Genocide
Xenocide
Drug dealing
Drunk and disorderly
Being a conman
Assault
Bribery
Total destruction of several towns
Animal cruelty
Impersonating a member of the armed forces
Impersonating a politician
Arson
Possession stolen goods
Possessing contriband

 

[NeedAUserName]

The only crime I have ever committed in a video game is jaywalking. I find it easier to resolve my issues with violent characters through therapy and just taking the time to talk to my attacker.

 

[StormShaun]

Everything.......exept the mean ones (just torture,rape, etc).......uuh dont remind me.........and does piledriving a guy off the empire state building into the ground (spider man 2) count........