What virtual crimes are you guilty of?

[Lonely Swordsman]

Homocide, metahomocide, genocide, manslaughter, mass manslaughter, cruelty to animals, a violation of the entire Geneva convention and shoplifting.

 

[Sethzard]

all, no crime is uncommited, no-one is safe

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

defenestration (wiki it)
asking women to dance
severe racism
killing small children
punching small children
killing old ladies
telling 12 year olds that they have crappy voices that hurt my brain
telling 11 year olds that they have crappy voices that hurt my brain
and so on...

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Assassanation
Attempted Assassanation
Killing the president.
Killing the first lady.
Kill their dog.

You shot the dog?!

And you do know it was the vice-president, right?

 

[Azraellod]

what the hell is "jay walking"?

pretty much everything, apart from rape..

walking out into the road while the traffic's moving.

Spoiler: anyway, this seems to fit here

 

[Thimblefoot]

Lots of them, my worst is probably shooting a group of kids to death in Fallout 2, they were all just playing tag...and i walk in wearing power armour and wielding a minigun...some of the kids were sawed in half by the gunfire...was nasty...

 

[shootthebandit]

i killed the president (MGS2), i mean c'mon how doesnt duck when they see a missle coming at them

i also shot a rabbit in MGS3


oh yeah, try and play GTA4 legally (obviously not the mission). its a really fun bit of role play. stop at traffic lights, pay tolls, dont jay walk etc etc etc. eventually you will just crack and blast everyone with an RPG

 

[Daymo]

Personally causing global warming by using too many Nukes.(civ 4) This is my worst but pretty much everything in this thread I have done, except destroy Nashville.

 

[Turnabout Clerk]

Theft, murder, terrorism, gunning down peasants, illegal weapons charges, and genocide.

 

[CNKFan]

Murder
Grand Theft
Arson
Vehicular Manslaughter
Cannibalism
Possesion of a controled substance
Child Endangerment
Slavery
Child Slavery
Necrophilla
Evading Arrest
Jay-walking
Possesion of a deadly weapon
Cruelty to animals
Torture
Selling of a controlled substance
Assassination
Burglary
Extortion
Driving while intoxicated

 

[Kojii Doom]

Once upon a bout a week ago I was playing GTA 4 when I hit a random pedestrian with my automobile. Now usually I wouldn't give a flying spaghetti but this time a got out of my car, and just looked at the corpse(for around 15 minutes),and it was there I saw how my crime had actually killed someone, and that someone looked like me, making my fell guilty/confused.
as punishment for my crimes I stabbed a policeman and let this good but shoot me the the noggin.

 

[Chimpzy_v1legacy]

Rape
Drugdealing
Fraud
Slavery
Racism
High treason
Theft
Cannibalism
Planetary destruction
Genocide
Xenocide
Regicide
Deicide
Other -cides
Nuclear proliferation
Warmongering
Torture
Indecent exposure
Prostitution
Pimping
Terrorism
Resisting arrest
Battery
Embezzlement
Entrapment
Arson
Extortion
Vandalism
Assault
Espionage
Animal cruelty
...

 

[NotAPie]

Assassanation
Attempted Assassanation
Killing the president.
Killing the first lady.
Kill their dog.

You shot the dog?!

And you do know it was the vice-president, right?

Oh XD
Well its been a while since I played the game so I guess I mixed up, Anyway I shot the dog because it would not stop barking.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Assassanation
Attempted Assassanation
Killing the president.
Killing the first lady.
Kill their dog.

You shot the dog?!

And you do know it was the vice-president, right?

Oh XD
Well its been a while since I played the game so I guess I mixed up, Anyway I shot the dog because it would not stop barking.

I used a poisoned sausage.

 

[NotAPie]

Assassanation
Attempted Assassanation
Killing the president.
Killing the first lady.
Kill their dog.

You shot the dog?!

And you do know it was the vice-president, right?

Oh XD
Well its been a while since I played the game so I guess I mixed up, Anyway I shot the dog because it would not stop barking.

I used a poisoned sausage.

Shooting it was funner.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Oh XD
Well its been a while since I played the game so I guess I mixed up, Anyway I shot the dog because it would not stop barking.

I used a poisoned sausage.

Shooting it was funner.

I hope you used a shotgun.

 

[Zombie Badger]

Slavery.
Child Killing.
Manslaughter.
Drowning People.
Racism.
Speeding.
Hit and runs.
Kidnapping.
Bigamy.
Possibly attempted rape (I'm not quite sure).
Singing along to the songs on Fallout 3 (Reduced a friend to tears).
Public Indecency.
Drunk Driving.
Pissing off First Citizen Lynette.
Vandalism.
Grand Theft Auto.
Assault.
Grevious Bodily Harm.
Actual Bodily Harm.
Murder.
Mass Murder.
Genocide.
Resisting Arrest.
Theft.
Grand Larcerny.
Pickpocketing.
Drug Dealing.
Drug Running.
Aiding Illegal Immigration.
Conspiracy To Cause Explosions.
Grave Robbing.
Treason.
Blackmail.
Assaulting a Police Officer.
Aiding and Abetting a Fugitive.
Assisted Suicide.
Euthanasia.

Also Cannabalism, but that in itself isn't a crime in Britain.

EDIT: Also:
Prostitution
Patronising a Prostitute.
Arson.
Fraud.
Industrial Espionage.
Possession of an Offensive Weapon.
Possession of a Concealed Weapon.
Burglary.
Animal Cruelty.
Embezzlement.
Domestic violence.
Escaping police custody.
Desecration of a corpse.
War Crimes.
Perjury.
Conspiracy to Commit Fraud.
Possession of Stolen Goods.

 

[NotAPie]

Oh XD
Well its been a while since I played the game so I guess I mixed up, Anyway I shot the dog because it would not stop barking.

I used a poisoned sausage.

Shooting it was funner.

I hope you used a shotgun.

Well, I used the shotgun on the first lady if that counts

 

[martin's a madman]

Murder,
Assault,
Reckless Driving,
Man slaughter,
Arson,
Use of extreme force to uphold justice,
Violation of every act of the Genova convention,
Violating a peace treaty,
Indecent exposure,
Treason,
Assisted Suicide,
Abortion,
Euthanasia,
Hitting a guy with glasses,
Hitting a guy with a monocle,
Spreading of disease willingly,
Bigamy,
War Crimes,
Speeding,
Littering.