What virtual crimes are you guilty of?

[dannyboi1236]

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW!

 

[Kermi]

Assault.
Murder/manslaughter.
Vehicular manslaughter.
Cruelty to animals.
Child endangerment.
Slavery.
Resisting arrest.
Speeding.
Reckless driving.
Public intoxication.
Driving under the influence.
Possession.
Drug trafficking.
Tampering with evidence.
Vandalism of property (public and private).
Fraud.
Hacking.
Theft.
Grand theft.
Grand theft auto.
Robbery.
Hijacking.
Carjacking.
Assassination.
Arson.
Corporate espionage.
International espionage.
Interstellar espionage.
Stockpiling nuclear weapons.
Initiating a full scale nuclear war during peacetime.
Planetary invasion.
Planetary core detonation.
Planetary destruction.
And last but not least, public indecency.

Edit: My wife wishes me to add sexual assault to this list, for all the times I've desecrated the corpses of the fallen by crouching over their bodies and rubbing my genitals on their faces.

 

[the Tadman]

Mass Homicide,
Speeding,
Reckless driving,
Drunk driving,
Slaughter of cute furry animals,
Team killing,
Destruction of public property,
Did I mention mass homicide?

 

[dennyaaa]

Nuking an entire city into dust
Follow every instruction given by a murder
Smashing someones Teeth out
Speeding into old ladies, and more old ladies
Killing everything, including friendly's
Eating others Mushrooms

and so on ect. ect. ect

 

[soladrin]

murder
child murder
slavery
racism
silencing a shotgun with a cat
eating hordes of people
destroying a villages food source
nuking a town
nuking the world
placing plastic explosives on a child
shooting a rocked in a childs groin xD

 

[suhlEap]

mass murder. unleashing anthrax in a shopping mall.

 

[Agrael]

Genocide.
Murder.
Jaywalking.
GTA
Theft.
Slavery.
I staged a Coup

 

[MasterSqueak]

ive signed a nuclear non-proliferation treaty, secretly stockpiled tactical nukes and missile subs, as well as some ICBMs, and once i had all my submarines well within striking distance of every city in the world, i launched a full on nuclear holocaust. the surviving cities were too weak to put up much of a fight against my legions of cyborgs and mechs, so i quickly enslaved them. what remained of the world was mine.

...Are you my twin?

 

[timmytom1]

Erm let me think

Murder
Mass-murder
Genocide(for some strange reason the french refuse to surrender in every single strategy game i`ve ever played)
Grand theft auto
Breach of the peace
Theft
Treason
GBH
Aggrevated assualt
Resisting arrest
Vandalism
Arson
Espionage
and several counts of indecent exposure

 

[Woem]

Dungeon Keeper 1: how can things get any worse than killing the Avatar?

 

[timmytom1]

I did destroy Nashville, TN, with an earthquake machine, then executed a pop starlet live on stage, but these were to balance out my countless other crimes by doing something good for the world. Then I had all world governments submit to the might of my anti-gravity cannon, so it didn't matter anyway.

I love Evil Genius...

But then, I wouldn't call destroying Nashville, TN a crime. More like public service for your other crimes.

As i recall the game explains that mission as "An act of good,to make the other evil acts all the sweeter"

 

[mikecoulter]

Jaywalking is the worst crime I've ever done.

You, are badass. Welcome to The Escapist. Please ignore the bodies under the stairs and have a great time!

 

[No-Superman10]

Murder/assasination (regular and pre-meditated)
Car-jacking
possesion
theft
hit and run,
use of a WMD, regicide (killing a king/queen)
genocide, assisted suicide
vandalism, manslaughter
grand-theft, possesion with intent to sell
friendly fire, prostitution
isubordination, possesion of chems (fallout)
disobeying orders, possesion of a WMD (sometimes several at once)
reckless endangerment, possesion of offensive weapons

 

[T-Bone24]

One count of:
Nuking a city

Let me guess, Fallout 3? Correct?

Of course

Only 1 nuke and 1 city? Pffftt.. I've blown up 18 entire planets!

 

[the1ultimate]

Is deleting someone a crime? It certainly doesn't bother the guards in Oblivion.

 

[Fooshi]

Killing innocent people
Playing with fire (Way to much!)
Destroyed the world a few times
DUI x40917509

 

[bodyklok]

Magieocide
Murder
Driving Under the Influance
Grand Theft Auto
Stealing
Grevious Bodily Harm
Terrorism
Arson
Grand Arson

Last but by no means least, Public Indecency. Man that one was hilarious.

 

[Jedamethis]

oh...I thought this was about real crimes......ahem, I better be going now

 

[DND Judgement]

i commited genocide on fallout 3... (except for Gob in megaton for some reason)

and on Civ rev i rather mercilessly slaughtered people armed with spears with my tanks.... (in my defence they started the war with me)

leaving someone to be killed by a nuke purely for the prospect of sex(mass effect)