What weapon do you choose during a robot uprising....

[fontlas]

So instead of another Zombie Apocalypse weapons thread. A Robot Uprising thread.







Anyway, I choose either a some sort of bomb or EMP. Or a big drill. Or a wire cutter for cutting wires.










So... What's your weapon of choice?

 

[Mr.Pandah]

A Cell phone. If that shit could(theoretically) take down a plane, I'm taping as many as I can to my body.

 

[Centarius38]

A laptop just upload a couple of viruses and then we are good.
all robots down i win.

 

[Souplex]

And how would you obtain said EMP? Do you have access to any nukes I don't know about?

 

[Omikron009]

Jawa ion blaster. Ooteenee!

 

[Worgen]

a magnet

 

[badgersprite]

Microwave.

Next question.

 

[Mr.Pandah]

Microwave.

Next question.

I was actually going to say that, but then thought that I would just radiate myself as well. Then its over anyways.

 

[Souplex]

Microwave.

Next question.

How would you weaponize this microwave exactly?
How would you keep the microwave from killing all organic life around it. (It would be much more effective on organic creatures than it would on machines)

 

[CounterAttack]

Physgun for throwing the big ones around, and gravity gun for shooting the little ones.

 

[Jedamethis]

A laptop just upload a couple of viruses and then we are good.
all robots down i win.

How the hell are you going to access the robot mainframe and upload a virus without them noticing and killing you on the spot?

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

The Pulse Grenades and Pulse Mines from Fallout 3. If that failed I'd try distracting them by throwing a bottle of Old Fortran, then I'd run like hell.

 

[mocruz1200]

hahaha.....robots cant process paradoxes. i win with wit

 

[UltraParanoia]

"The following statement is true."
"The previous statement is false."



What do I win?

Eamn, beaten to it.

 

[S29 Afterlife]

Megan Fox.
did you see her in Transformers?
major Robot Bukkake.

 

[similar.squirrel]

A Supply of Water. That's bound to screw something up, right?And if you get holed up somewhere, you won't die of thirst.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

An ion cannon.

 

[The Ultimate 2]

I'd bring along with me just one thing.... THE RYNO V.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

A laptop just upload a couple of viruses and then we are good.
all robots down i win.

Yeah thats about all you need.