hmmmm I'm going with something simple yet cryptic that will make anyone around me think it's a clue to my hidden treasure and waste thousands of years looking for it. And when they do they will find a note that says "Congrats you have found my treasure. Your reward is that you have learned many skills and have become the ultimate puzzle solver! That or you just googled the words and found this place on google maps. If you are the latter, then congrats you didn't waste your entire life trying to find this place.- me"
those words that will send the world a fire looking for the grand treasure will be... "Too many Crapcakes..."
those words that will send the world a fire looking for the grand treasure will be... "Too many Crapcakes..."